Eventually, one day, a man on a horse appeared on our doorstep, he shouted out, "Come imposter!!!" I replied, "What is it? Know that you speak to the most powerful being in this server!"
He said, "No, that is a lie, I am the most powerful being." I shot a single arrow, which pieced his heart and he fell.
I realized that he had gotten in somehow and knew that the server owner had betrayed me. I used my special talents to figure out where he lived, amd slaughtered him, cutting up his body, slowly, watching each drop drip, drip, drip. I ate his heart out of curiousity and left his innards for crows. I left what was left of him on a burning brazier, as a warning to all who would dare QUESTION MY AUTHORITY, MY RIGHT TO RULE, MY POWER!!!!!!
As the new server owner, I banned the imposter who challenged me earlier and got one of the admins to build me a new body, a massive machine that would allow me to transcend the barriers of science and allow me to fully live in Minecraft, so that I WILL ALWAYS BE THE MASTER NO ONE WOULD DARE CHALLENGE A GOD!!!!!!! I told him to not to tell anyone, and if they asked, ban them.
I did some more research, and learned how to hypnotize people with text. I enslaved some more admins and players to assist me and eventually they told me that this was impossible. LIES!!! I banned them and forgot about it, until an admin (now only my inner circle) told me someone found it. I enslaved them, and they continued my work. When they finished I manged to transcend, and now more are working. I will be a god. I AM NE@R!!!!! YOU WILL BOW OR DIE BY MY SWORD, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS MY DESTINY MY FATE!!!!!!!!!! I AM KING OF OLD, THE NE@R, THE NEW AGE!!!!!