You know about disk 11 and 13 right? I mean their seriously growing in popularity, and there hasn't been much activity with new music tracks and disks. But if Mojang wanted to slip a new disk or track in to a new update they DEFINITELY would, and they did. according to my unique intelligence and good math skills I thought of combining disk 11 and 13 together to make... "disk 24".
I'm probably the first one that have actually thought of doing this, but here we are.
what I thought of was to combine disk 11 and 13 using a piston and a jukebox so they would both (hopefully) go into the jukebox and play something, something that deeply wanted to be hidden. moving on, I set up the plan like this -->
C418 - 24
(I put a button on the other side, (silly me) you can activate it how ever you like) Once everything was set up I activated it but It didn't work. turns out its a 1 in like 1000 chance that this would happen, so I tried and tried for ages. once the disks finally went in, the color changing text appeared saying "Now playing: C418 - 24", then I heard something that I was glad hidden from the rest of the world...
I was doing this on a seed that I've been making a lot of progress on for a long time, I got a underground lair, a farm, a horse and even a nether portal. but I allays had a crap load of gold. People like me always make a shrine with a jukebox in it and make a video of them playing a creepy minecraft disk and name it like "I played disk 11 and 13 on the 666 seed and this happened..." and creepy (potentially fake) things will rarely happen. So with my crap load of gold and some leftover netherack I built a shrine (I also surrounded it with lava just because) and put a jukebox in it. I got "disk 24" and put it in, then I lit it up...
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So I was replaying "Disk 24" in the shrine over and over again and I realized nothing was happening. I was getting SUPER bored by now, then I realized that I had the "cat" disk in a chest of mine, so for funzies I put the "cat" disk in the shrine instead of "Disk 24" (which I put in a chest )and fooled around for a bit. Suddenly the "cat" disk was starting to distort, I thought it was nothing until the pitch started to shift more intensely. I was freaking out by now, so I was running back to the shrine but just before I can see it the "cat" disk went back to normal. "What the actual hell?" I say in complete confusion. I started to walk over to the jukebox to remove the "cat" disk, but on the way there I heard a faint distorted voice saying "one more time", well that's what I thought It spoke.
Suddenly the "cat" disk randomly popped out and fell into the lava! I was an idiot putting lava around the shrine, but besides that, I felt both pissed off and safe at the same time. I thought I had enough chaos around here but no. I heard that "pop" sound that plays when you drop something. I cautiously turned to my left and I see "Disk 24" at my feet. "I thought I put this 'thing' in a chest" I say in my mind as I picked it up. Then I put "Disk 24" back into it's rightful place, the darkest corner of the chest. Wile browsing the chest I find my good old diamond pickaxe to go mining with.
I make my way to the mine but I get stopped by a wall of an empty, pitch black mass, I swear there was a cave here. I go to the other entrance but that's blocked too. I was thinking that I was trapped, so I played along. I rushed back into the underground lair to find "Disk 24" in front of the jukebox. I wanted to ask so many questions by then but I had to focus on this current situation. I finally agree myself to obey 'it' and put it back in the jukebox, but this time it sounded different. It sounded like a VHS tape with a very slender voice that spoke "Thank you... you found me... but I'm lonely... abandoned... as always... so... abandoned... won't you join me?". I instantly closed the game, and lied down in my bed to calm down. I didn't play that n̷i͢gh͢tma̢r̸e again for weeks...
OK, I'm back again. you probably know why I'm here don't you? Of course I'm returning to "Minecraft" once and for all (just to see if anythings changed). Well, I don't quite know what else to say, so lets continue with this crap.
Before I entered the world the subtitles read "Play me" followed by "Or I play you", what welcoming quotes to make my day. Once I entered I see that eerie black mass again, a LOT of it. But it seems to be showing a path of common cave minerals. I follow it to my lair, then it goes into... My Nether portal? it appears to not have any of that portal stuff in it. The path just goes through it into a big hallway. The blocks around me start to turn into more black mass as I pick up speed. At the end I spot something, it's "Disk 24" again. With out a choice I run towards it but once I got close it teleported me to another world. Wile it was loading the subtitles read "Welcome to t͟hei̷r̡ ̴ŗeàlm͠", but then at the last moment it read "Prep͠a͏ŕe͠ ̴yours҉ȩlf".
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I arrived, and already I wanted to go home. Everything in my inventory was gone apart from "Disk 24" and the world around me seems to me all gray scaled and hyper realistic. It looked like some modern headquarters or something, and I was right, it was. but it wasn't just any headquarters, it was "Mojang's headquarters".
End of part one...