Shrek Steve

inspired by a post i saw in one thread.its just a trollpasta.bad gramamr is intentional.contains swearing and vulgar content

cheptah un:shrekistanopolisland
shadow of unknown,along with herobrine,entity 303,null and frost girl (so originel kerekturs 666/10 - ign) were walking along a hyper realistic road to reach some hyper realistic place known as shrek steves house,the dankest creepypasta character and the most original thing ever.

shadow of unknown and his friends then stops behind a rock to discuss something spooki shadow of unknown:there it is,the house of shrek steve

herobrine:according to many mortal homo sapienses,whoever comes near that house,never comes back

entity 303:maybe he has onions in the house:

null:oh for love of patsas stop thinking about food and take care of that greasy ass belly. you look like a pregnaent women

frost girl:im girl and i find that very offensive and gramamtically incorrect

herobrine:says the one who misspelled grammatically

null:we all have bad grammar in first place and we have no periods or intelligence,especially entity 303

entity 303: 1+ 1 = 2

null:no,its 3

herobrine:hahahahaha

null:whats so funny goulashbrain

herobrine:1+1 is 2,not 3

null:i was joking you peanuthead

shadow of unknown:shut up you 2 before i slap you so hard that you dont need to go to the plane to visit the minecraft wolrds

frost girl:there are no planes in fucking miencraft

entity 303:maybe we should think about getting into shrek steves hosue and find some nutella

everyone else:shut up,nobody cares about food right now

frost girl:but seriously, we shloud think about getitng into shrek steves house

shadow of unknown:yes

keptah du end finl one:entring insid
shadow of unknown tried to enter into shrek steves great house domain

shadow of unknown:bangs on door,let me in you armpithead

shrek steve:no

shrek steve slams the door in front of the nose of the shadow of unknown

entity 303: will you buy spoons so you can insert nutritious food into your mouth

shrek steve:nein

shrek steve slams door

shrek steve continues to reject pastas from his very clean house

shadow of unknown:now what,he wont let us in

frost girl:there is a small basement door behind this house,maybe we can burst inside

entity 303:i can slam onto the door to break it

entity 303 breaks down the door with weight

frost girl enters first

frost girl:now,this is the home of a handsome pers-

shrek steve:grabs frost girl,this is my swamp

null:whats happened with frost girl

shadow of unknown:she probably met shrek steve and met a unfortuante fate

herobrine:let me enter then

entity 303:ill go last,im scared

shrek steve then captures everyone but entity 303,the fate of those who entered is unknown

entity 303:none of my buddies came back,so i should knock

shrek steve:what bastard comes knocking again,ill eat them alive and force feed their parents with dirt and tar for 666 picoseconds

entity 303:umm,its me,so,can we be good and have barbeque

shrek steve:why so,you tried to sell me spoons

entity 303:i can give you mutton

shrek steve:fuck yes,lets start some fire and eat

and so,entity 303 and shrek steve had the best bbq ever

why did i make this

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