Thread:TheMysteriousHood/@comment-27021824-20180702160302

A few minutes ago I was watching Brazil vs Mexico (can we get a consolation from every comment for their unfortunate loss against Brazil) and I felt that I was too fat. I remember a few months ago that my mom told me about her friend whose method of losing weight was to cover his body in plastic wrap and then run around in sun to lose weight by sweating. He managed to lose weight by this method. And so I decided to wrap myself in plastic wrap to see if I would sweat.

I'm not disappointed. 