Board Thread:Writing Workshop/@comment-36621215-20200219003357

 omg guys you will not believe it

 what is it my boy

 Yeah, MPW?

 come on give me the money

 t e l l  m e

 Is it fun?! :D

 p e r h a p s. ..

 :D

 anyway drumroll please

 drumroll intensifies

 I present to you all: tickets to LAS VEGAS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 LIKEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 Thy cleetus punchline has returned.

=Yep, that's right. MPW and his equally retarded friends are back at it again!=

 Aw man, it sure is beautiful.

 WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WATER? OMGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 That's the ocean.

<An Enderman> WHAT IS THE OCEAN!?

<MPW> Thousands of miles of water.

<An Enderman> WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!?

<MPW> Because why not?

<An Enderman> dramaticly falls to the floor MY LIFE IS OVEEERRR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

<MPW> b R u h.

<Hood> You know, MPW. I think Ender might need some time in the tub.

<MPW> slight chuckle I think so. >:)

<WhoWatchesTheToasters> I'M A TOASTER! :D

<MPW> That toaster might come in handy for later when I'm bathing, yeah?

=This time, they're REALLY on vacation.=

<Chromebookdude> If there's one thing you'd guys really want to see is the girls on poles.

<MPW> Wait, they have that there?

<Shrautsticks> Of course! I've always wanted to go to a strip club to see that.

<MPW> Strip club it is.

<Henriot5> You're driving.

<MPW> why me

minutes later
<the 4 of them watching the scarring shit> :D

<Shrautsticks> why are we smiling like we're going to die

<Henriot5> Idk, ask Chromebookdude.

<Chromebookdude> Don't ask me, ask MPW-

<MPW> spontaneously shoots self

<Henriot5> looks over to Shrautsticks Can you really blame him?

<Shrautsticks>  spontaneously shoots self also

<Henriot5> I guess that's a "No, I really can't."

=Are you ready for another round of...=

<MPW> eating spaghetti MMM MMM YES OH YEAH THAT'S GOOD ABABABBABABBA!

<Everyone from the other room> hears MPW Uhhhhhhh-

<Shrautsticks> approaches slot machine C'MON BABY, GIVE ME MONEY!

<Slot machine> No. :)

<Shrautsticks> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

<MPW> Right. So Slenderman, how did it go again?

<Slenderman> gets up and begins fortnite dancing while singing GIMME TWENTY DOLLAS, GIMME TWENTY DOLLARS-

<MPW> ... Why did we ever meet?

=MPW's Summer Vacation-er?=

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