Joey11

THIS CREEPYPASTA IS FAKE, DO NOT TAKE IT FOR REAL

In April of 2013, me and my friends set up a Minecraft Realms server. We decided on a compromise; I and one other friend get operator and my four other friends are normal players. About three months later, I talk to the other operator about making it public. He agrees.

For the next ~7 months, we have little external server outflow. It’s mostly me and my friends that play on it, but we have the occasional foreign player. The average form of player did not stay for very long. Eventually, we just said that the other players are classified into four types: Month 11 starts out chill, but begins the downwards spiral that caused us to ultimately shut down the server at the end of month 18. My friend found a new Minecraft server listing site. He made an account on there and created a listing. This new website booms and proceeds to catapult us into a shower of new players. At one point, we had 8 active players at one time. We also had 37 players in total at that point. Player 21 was named Joey11 and he was cool... at first.
 * The Fake: Joins, stays for around 15 seconds, leaves
 * The Foreign Player: Speaks a non-English language, usually leaves out of boredom
 * The Small YouTuber: Super annoying, probably a kid. Has less than 15 subscribers. Gives channel link but you never see his video and probably not even his channel.
 * The Actual Player: We only got three or four of these people in this gap. They became semi-regular players, however one (Zen147) said that she lost interest in small servers.

Joey11 has joined the game.

Joey11: Hi, what‘s your name?

WonderedLamb256: Just call me Lamb.

[meanwhile]

Joey11: Lamb, I’ll give you some diamonds I found at spawn!

...and he did. He didn’t kill me or anything. He just gave me the diamonds.

It’s month 12. Joey’s been pretty good for a while. I tell him about the admin rules, and I give him operator.

WonderedLamb256: Congrats, Joey11. You’ve earned it.

WonderedLamb256: /op Joey

Joey11: Thank you so much!

Work in progress.