Dear Boss

Dear Boss,

''I keep on hearing about ThatGuyEntity being back. I have laughed when they talk about my supposed 'email' which I had nothing to do with. The unpersons will have no time to squeal. I will not stop with my funny little games. I may clip the ears of some of the unpersons when I have the chance. Keep this page back till I do a bit more work, then I'll say whether to delete it. My keyboard is clean and ready for the Apoclypse. I want to get to work right away if I get a chance.''

Good luck,

A f(r)iend