Red Notch

Red Notch

By minecraft_1147 & T0R1N''' '''

It was just an ordinary day. I woke up and ate my most favoritist serial in the world: my Lucky Charms and then play Minecraft. I found it quite odd that my buildings were slowly disappearing, block by block. My pixel art of Sans and Papyrus were starting to loose their shape. Each time I looked away, a red wool block would be added. I got bored so I went and closed my laptop’s screen and sat on my couch, staring up at the ceiling. All I could think about was the red blocks. They taunted me, twisting around in my mind until I would eventually fall asleep.

All of a sudden I had a strange dream. If I had learned anything about lucid dreams, it was that I should count my fingers. I held them up and counted. One finger.

Wait… one finger? That’s not right.

I looked at my hands again. My arms were rectangular, and the only hand I had was not even there, I just had… a Minecraft hand??!?!?

Ahead of me, there was a man, but no ordinary man. It was Notch, the maker of Minecraft. What was he doing in my dream? Before I could think, he placed down a dirt block in front of me, but it wasn’t no ordinary block, the grass on top was RED! When I thought it couldn’t have gotten any weirder, his clothes slowly turn scarlet, also known as the colour of BLOOD!!!!

I woke up from the nightmare screaming. After all this horror, I still felt the need to return to my game. That Lucky from my Lucky Charms pixel art isn’t gonna finish itself! After all that, I needed to take a break. I sat down in front of my laptop, opened it up, and loaded my world. I was met with a terrible surprise. Everything was red! My houses, buildings, even my Sans and Papyrus pixel art! Even the grass I stood on had a red tint to it! Wait a minute… red grass…! I nearly screamed as I realized that was in fact, not a dream, but another reality.

 

Red Notch is coming for me...

And it won’t be very good…

 

In conclusion minecraft is real

Smoke grass

Eat ass

Skat efast