How not to write a pasta

I downloaded the 1.14 update, i made an world wich had a taiga village nearby. i went to loot the cartographer's house, but i see a sign say  and then i see null. he punched me and i spawned with 303 and herobrine. they again punched me and i spawned near a farm. i decided to run away but there were no leaves on any trees, the villagers had a black dress, insted of the regular beige dress. they started attacking me and i died. i respawned inside the well, but i could not get out. i saw a herobrine spawner and 10 seconds later the herobrine spawns. he punched me and my computer crashed. i could not boot my computer, but i repaired it. it gave a boot error and i had to reinstall the windows server 2012. the end