A Normal Conversation With Starfright

Me: Hi Starfright.

Starfright: What do you want?

Me: I was just saying hi..

Starfright: Every time you say hi, you want something.

Me: Speaking of which..

Starfright: Hell no.

Me: I just wanted to ask if you wanted to come with me and Moonlight.

Starfright: What are you doing..?

Me: Picnic on Earth, in a place called "Beacon Hill park."

Starfright: UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fine...

Moonlight: YAY!

Me: YAY!

Starfright: What are we bringing?

Me: Not anything inhuman, all things that normal people eat. Like cinnamon-raisin bagels, gummies, frozen blueberries-

Starfright: Heck no. I'm not acting HUMAN.

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Starfright: *inhuman noises*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Starfright: Stop, but I'm still not coming.

Corrupted Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Starfright: YOUR KILLING MEH WOLF EARS!

Corrupted Me: THEN COME TO DA PICNIC!!

Starfright: NO!

Corrupted Me & Starfright: *arguing*

303: *outside* Just keeping walking... ignore SweetPsycho and Starfright arguing... again...

* chair flies out the window, breaking it and hitting 303 in the head*

303: FRICKING OW!

Corrupted Me: '''SORRY 303! THAT WAS MEANT FOR STARFRIGHT!'''

Starfright: FINE I'LL COME!

Me: Yay!

Moonlight: Everyone hide your inhuman bits- wolf ears, wings, tails, -then meet in the basement in 20 minutes.

Starfright: why do i let you two force me around like this..?

Me: Cuz you secretly care~.

Starfright: STUPID I DON'T CARE 'BOUT NO ONE!

Me: Sure~.

Starfright: ...ima start getting ready...

(finishing later bai~)