Thread:TheRogue12/@comment-34369352-20190101131512/@comment-36310878-20190120031347

''' Welcome to another round of Creepyyyyyyyyyyyyyypastaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Daressssssssssssss! Today, we have another special guest….'''

 Who is this roguishly handsome special guest?

''' Let’s give a warm welcome to...Mr. Rogue!'''

''' *Reluctantly claps. It’s as if someone forced them to practice this multiple times today... hmmmmmmmm*'''

'''. *Waves* That’s MISTER Rogue to you! Oh wait you said that'''

 *whispers to Green Steve* I think there is something wrong with this guest…

 *whispers back* Me too…

 *Notices* I heard that you two!

''' Hmph...but I still think you are either very stupid or very forgetful. '''

 *Stares at 303 as if he’s an idiot* 

 *thinks* I think 303 has a death wish or something...he’s gotta stop angering people.

''' I’ll have you know I’m not stupid or forgetful! Most of the time anyway. I’m just silly!'''

 But-

 I think that’s enough, 303…

''' Thank you, Herobrine. Anyways, let’s see what custom dare we have today! *pulls up a list*'''

Jump around in a tutu waving a toy fairy wand around screaming  “I’m a unicorn!” for ten minutes straight

''' Oooh...this one’s brutal. '''

'''<Entity 303> WHAT?! I’M NOT DOING THAT SH*T!!!'''

<Herobrine> Language!

<Green Steve> Still...that’s a bit too ridiculous…

<TheRogue12> I kinda wanted to see it happen...

<Bella1963> Now, here is the special gamble where we see if the guest will participate in this dare or not… *pulls out a spinner*

<TheRogue12> That was not a part of the deal!

'''<Bella1963> Heh...sorry Rogue...it was written in the contract. *Points to small dot like alphabets in bottom of the page*'''

<TheRogue12> *Frowns* I still think it was kind of unfair that it was so tiny.

'''<Bella1963> A deal’s a deal, my friend. Now, let’s spin the spinner! *The spinner starts spinning*'''

<Green Steve> I swear she’s starting to act like Bill Cipher day by day…

<Herobrine> He’s such a bad influence….

'''<Entity 303> I actually want him to participate. '''

(I swear to god I rolled an online die for this. If it’s odd, you have to participate. If it’s even, you do not. Now…

Dice Roller

You rolled 1 die:

'''Welp. Guess  you’re lucky.)'''

The spinner stops on not participating!

<Entity 303> GOD DAMMIT!

'''<Bella1963> Welp, guess you’re lucky. You don’t have to-'''

'''<Entity 303> F*CK THIS SPINNER! IT’S RIGGED! IT’S NOT FAIR-'''

<Bella1963> You don’t think it’s fair, huh?

<Entity 303> YEP.

<Bella1963> But it’s in the rules… 

'''<Entity 303> I DON’T GIVE A *Bleep!* ABOUT THE RULES! WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU ANYWA-'''

'''<Corrupted Bella1963> *Eyes glows red, blood seeps out of her now empty eye sockets, and smiles a creepy smile. An aura of darkness surrounds her* P̨̺̪e̝̹̗̳͔r̹̟h͔a҉͔p̱̬s̢̭͔̙̗ ̫̲͖̜y͉̱̠͠o͖̬̣̳̠̗̤ú̜̩̭̘̩̠ ́s̭͔̙̩h̠̩͞o̴͎͙͖̗̟̥̟u͇̰͖ld̪͓́ ̢̰̠̙̙̪̗re͖̹̜̻̩̟͡c̹̞͘o̧n͉̼͈͔̳̜̕ͅs̙͓i̦̖͟ͅd͔̺͚̭̠̖̘̀e̖͖͚͚̳̠͡r͙̻̗͓̞ t̫͍͎̳̠͖̼͟h̯̠͓̙͍̤ͅa̢̩̥̖̟͇͓̼t̙͙́.̩͈͙͎͎͖͢..'''

'''<Entity 303> *Sweating and scared* A-a-actually, I-i’ve ch-changed-d m-my m-m-mind. I-i-i-i th-think I-i c-c-care a-about-t  th-the r-rules. '''

'''<Bella1963> *Sarcastic with an obvious fake smile* Good idea! I’m happy you changed  your mind! Now, on to the dare! '''

-timeskip-

<Entity 303> ...why did I agree to this tomfoolery….

<Green Steve> *Points at Bella1963 behind her back*

<Entity 303> oh right

<Herobrine> I don’t think that’s very ni-

<Bella1963> I HEARD AND SAW THAT!

'''Green Steve, Entity 303, and Herobrine are all dressed in a pink tutu, each assigned an individual fairy wand. '''

<TheRogue12> *Laughs and points* glad it isn’t me dressed like that!

'''<Entity 303> F*cking bastard. '''

<Bella1963> Language!

<Entity 303> *Grumbles*

'''<Bella1963> Shall we begin, Mr. Rogue? *Holding stopwatch*'''

'''<TheRogue12> Yeah, I guess so. '''

<Bella1963> Aaaand....start!

<Green Steve> I’M A FRIGGIN UNICORN!

<Herobrine> I’M A UNICORN!

<Entity 303> I’M A GODDAMN UNICORN!

'''<Bella1963> *whispers to Rogue* Would you like the honour of filming this? Ahuhuhu~'''

<Entity 303> *In background* I’M A UNICORN!

<TheRogue12> *Holds a camera* Way ahead of ya!

<Green Steve>  *In background* I’M A UNICORN!

<Bella1963> Good thinking!



<Bella1963> Well that was fun.

'''<Entity 303> Objection! That was one of the most horrible things I have ever done in my life!'''

'''<TheRogue12> I thought it was hilarious! *Uploads it on Youtube* And unfortunately for you it’s on the internet now and there’s nothing you can do about it.'''

'''<Green Steve> I am going f*cking to kill you! *Jumps at Rogue*'''

<TheRogue12> *Jumps out of the way* Won’t change the fact that I uploaded this!

<Green Steve> *Attacks Rogue with elemental magic* DIE!!

<TheRogue12> *Looks over at Bella* Little help over here please?

'''<Bella1963> Nah. This is way too interesting.'''

<TheRogue12> Right… *grabs a bazooka*

<Green Steve> *Makes green force field around him*

<Bella1963> *Eating popcorn and drinking soda* 

<TheRogue12> Grrrr...

<Bella1963> *Raises eyebrows* Are you gonna fight or no?

<TheRogue12> I dunno *Blasts the bazooka at Green Steve*

<Green Steve> *Blocks with shield*

<TheRogue12> *Blows up the shield*

<Green Steve> *Dodge*

<TheRogue12> *Blasts Green Steve with a nuke*

'''<Bella1963> That’s enough. *waves hand and nuke evaporates*'''

<TheRogue12> Things were just getting good though!

'''<Bella1963> I paid money for this room, idiot. The cafe I am running is just barely enough to rent this out. *Glares at Rogue*'''

<TheRogue12> Fine.

'''<Bella1963> Welp. That’s all we have for today, folks! This concludes another episode of Creepyyyyyyyyyyypastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Daressssss!!!!!!!'''

<TheRogue12> So uh, what now?

'''<Bella1963> This. *Takes out a remote controller and presses a button.*'''

The screen fizzles into static and then cuts to black.

...BONUS ROUND!

<TheRogue12> Dun dun DUNNNN!

<Bella1963> Welp, let’s show them the extra clips we filmed.

<TheRogue12> Ooooooh!

<Bella1963> Let’s start!

*Static*

All three CreepyPastas are still wearing their pink tutus.

<Green Steve> PINK 

<Herobrine> FLUFFY

<Entity 303> UNICORNS

<Green Steve> DANCING

<Herobrine> ON

<Entity 303> RAINBOWS

'''<Bella1963> *Whispers to Rogue* I think the “Listening to Earrape version of Pink Fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows for 24 hours” dare has done a great deal of damage on their IQ. '''

*Static*