Don't summon Herobrine at a 24 hour tescos

One generic day i was walking down street, I lean down to the floor and smell my toes, i check the time and it saids 6:66 am padazzled i look to my right and guess what i see, i see a 24 hour tescos with a sign that strickly saids swipper no swiping with a picture of a school tie next to it, I walk inside and see a big hairy man with a giant spatula and he peared down at me and said herobrine.exe has stiooed working, then i walked to the food section because im morbidly obese. but to my suprise tgher was no food all their was was redstone torches, lkik wowzar i am so cxeraxed at this find i turn around and i see a giant topless musclor herobrine, my but gets hard and my nutcrackers get harder he pulls down his pants and shows me his big hair rock hard moist delicious collection of Popsicle, i take one popsicle then he pulls down another set of pants and shows me his old limp penis. i then vanished into dirt blocks i then look down at the ground and i see a note that saids i want to but my card collection in your poo. herrobrine must if been heerre wooowo i just herobrin to my suprise im am now stev and ui dont like it very bmcuh, soo ui run home, to my cimpuiyter and boot up minecraft but guess what there is a picture of tescos daily value coke, that wasnt my background before! i then go to my hisoruy  of my pc and i see this minecraft hentaui like what?!!?! i didnt put that thjer! thjen i look up and i see a blood stained cieling that has saids 'look i know its been a while since the goverment shut down, but i miss you baby' i am so shocked i am so shockedy shooked, look if any of you read this please send help to this adress

hello this is the father of the son, he has erectile dysfunction.