Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-27021824-20200112002555

DATE: JANUARY 2020

LOCATION: ?


 * Video starts in a dark prison cell, which almost looks like an actual dungeon. The quality of it is very poor, about 144p. Sound quality is like someone recorded some random speech with a copper wire in a submarine*


 * Lights are flashed on someone who vaguely looks human, but looks sickly and malnourished*


 * Two men dressed in law enforcement bust into this man's cell equipped with various construction tools. What is interesting about those two men with tools is how they look somewhat alien. The third one, the cameraman, just follows them*


 * One of men pushes the prisoner down on the floor, causing an audible crack of his bone thanks to malnutrition and stone floor. That prisoner is too feeble to get up, so he is just idle*

Man 1: Today is the day.

Man 2: Devil's Son is in short supply of snuff films, and he requested us to help you in becoming the main star.

Man 1: The early bird catches the worm, prisoner.

Man 2: So let's get to work.


 * Man 1 starts to bash prisoner's head with a sledgehammer until his face quickly turns into a bloody mush*


 * Two men exchange some words, but are poorly audible*

Man 2: Hold on, hold on. Be neater for fuck's sake. You know the chief warden would kill us if we got our clothes dirty.


 * Chuckles between the trio*

Man 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Don't him him, watch him!


 * Cameraman zooms to prisoner's face, which is of both of agony and strangely, of demented laughter*


 * Three men start to talk, but it's barely understandable*


 * Man 2 grabs a screwdriver and starts to savagely stab prisoner's stomach until you can see the insides pulsate wildly*


 * Audio is barely understandable, except for Man 2's words that sound like: What... with what?*


 * That prisoner is surprisingly still alive despite all this carnage done on him*


 * Three men talk again, but are too fast to be understood*


 * During this talk, you can hear some words if you focus good enough*

Man 1: He is still moving his arms after I ripped his intestines out.


 * Man 2 then steps in the massive holes left from stabbing*

Man 2: He's having a fucked up day.


 * Man 1 and 2 then take turns using prisoner's stomach as trampoline and laugh like hyenas. The only thing that stops them is that they were jumping so violently that they managed to trample hard enough that not only prisoner's intestiens were squashed, but there was a large hole in prisoner's back*


 * Man 1 and 2 then proceed to gouge out his eyes with rusty spoons and slurp them along with eye nerves like they are spaghetti*

Man 3: Get over here... Kill him already.

Man 2: What?

Man 3: Kill him already.


 * Man 2 starts to bludgeon prisoner with wood saw*

Man 1: More, more. We must ensure that Devil's Son is satisfied with the end result.


 * After this, you see prisoner's lungs exposed and breathing slower and slower*

Man 3: For the grand finale, let's wash our hands first.


 * Man 1 jams his screwdriver into prisoner's head as those men are seen next to some dirty water*


 * After 3 minutes of jarky camera movement, the trio returns back the prisoner's cell*


 * Man 1: *hardly audible* ... and now we end this with a thrill.


 * Man 2 grabs a large chainsaw and starts to power it up*


 * Man 1 meanwhile crushes and rips out prisoner's testicles with pliers*


 * Man 2 gets the chainsaw to runs and it inches closer to the prisoner*

Man 2: Say cheese! *moves his chainsaw closer and closer*


 * That prisoner manages to say something, but it's so inaudible, it's only intelligible by lip-reading*

(lip reading recreation) Prisoner: Oh thank god.


 * Man 2 finally ends this torturefest by beheading prisoner with his chainsaw. The result sends out an enormous fountain of blood that seeps into sewers*

Man 3: One down, another one to go.

Man 2: Say, when will we start with that resistance member?

Man 1: You mean the one we held for a while.

Man 2: Yeah.

Man 3: Suppose we start in several hours.

Man 1: Sound fair.


 * After small talk, those sick fucks huddle around prisoner's remains*

Man 3: Alright, let's get the picture.


 * The trio V-signs next to the corpse and sport sadistic grins*

Man 2: So, are you ready to earn extra pay?

Man 1 and 3: HELL YEAH!


 * The rest of the video is ridicilously shaky and the trio moan and grunt like madmen while man 3 also joins them in whatever they are doing*


 * Nothing else can be made out of this video, except for occasional white dots* 