Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-34357309-20170923043514

Hello my glorious sandwiches.

It is my duty to tell you about life.

It sucks.

Everyone is useless.

Everyone has a role to play.

Everyone has a sandwich to eat.

Doom.

Doom.

Doom.

The three words that describe those who defy the sandwich.

It is my decree, as the leader of The Illuminati, SCP, The Obstruct Cube Society, The Anti Cube Society, and the Sandwich Society, that we have a national holiday about GREEN0704.

GREEN0704 is handsome.

Very handsome.

He is like a moonbeam plastered upon a star.

He likes sandwiches and annoying people to the brink of insanity at school.

His mother is a (censored for your convenience).

He is a professional handsome dude who's named after a color in all caps.

He blinds people with his beautiful face.

Sandwiches are the supreme form of life.

That is the truth.

That is what God intended.

Humanity's only purpose was to create the sandwich and to give birth to the handsome, generous, and super cool author known as GREEN0704.

The End. 