Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32555140-20180621001548/@comment-32555140-20180621235355

The Hooded One: This is most... Unexpected...

Me: Agreed. Perhaps an alliance is an order.

The Hooded One: Agreed.

Me: Okay, I say we grab knives and swords and stuff from my house and then if we somehow find one before we die, we raid a military camp.

THO (The Hooded One): How do you have a sword?

Me: Older cousin took karate, he died and gave me the sword.

THO: Nice...

Me: Okay, let's gather stuff.

(45 minutes later)

Me: Jesus, I just wanted to have a nice day playing some dam Pokemon Rumble World and destroying Makoto at Pvp. But clearly it seems that may never happen again.

THO: Yeah, also, here you go. (Hands me an AK47)

Me: DAFUQ?!?!? WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THIS?!?!?!

THO: Uhhh... Dark magic and teleportation, duh.

Me: Oh. That's convenient.

THO: We may just be a duo for now, but to survive this, we need to expand our alliance.

Me: Agreed.