The Grapening



This story is the raisin- sorry, I mean reason you shouldn't drink grape soda while playing minecraft.

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Part One: The Accident

I was a grape maniac. My favourite food was grape. My favourite drink was grape soda. I also played minecraft. One day I was playing survival in my favourite world (Grapeland) and I was also drinking grape soda. My cat, named Grape-boi, had drank too much of the grape energy drink I put in his food bowl. He jumped off my cupboard and landed on my face, making me drop my soda all over my computer. After I had removed Grape-boi, I checked my computer. It seemed to be alright! I immediately re-entered Grapeland. An announcement made me double take"


 * GRAPE_SODA.exe downloaded

I foolishly assumed it was one of the many grape minecraft mods I had installed. But I was wrong.

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Part Two: The Grapevasion

It had been a few weeks since I had last played minecraft. I was too busy at my job with Grapecorp. When I finally had the time to play, I entered my world to be greeted with my world being mostly grape purple. All of the items in my inventory had turned into cans of grape soda. And right In the middle of the world was a gigantic factory, with the words GRAPE_SODA on it. Suddenly the sound of pistons activating caught my attention. Inside the factory mobs were being squished into grape soda cans. then he came. The can man. He was a walking grape soda can, and before I knew it, my computer screen shook and a grape purple goo seeped from it, dying the screen that accursed colour. And before I knew it, a tidal wave of grape soda shot out from the computer, and sucked in all of my furniture, and Grape-boi. But then, the computer rattled and exploded with a great splash of grape goo. I moved after that. Grapes are dumb anyway.

Blueberries are where it's at.