Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25997078-20171020011359/@comment-28272355-20171021185853

No no no no no, you guys got it all wrong.

You throw egg at food then lick it like what you truly desire then dip it with mud. Throw the food in the air and try to catch it with your mouth. If it hits the ground, bow down like a chicken then peck at it... like a chicken. Then what you do next is fully put the food inside your mouth, still on the same posture, and shove it down your throat.

If the thrown food does not hit the ground and you caught it, swallow it down without ever chewing it.

Then what you do next is to find the nearest daycare center and vomit out the food on the playroom. Next, throw a party on the vomit. Then, swallow up all the vomit and walk out of the daycare center.

THAT is how you chew your food.