Board Thread:Writing Workshop/@comment-36621215-20191023155910

(In a walmart near you, a MPW disguises as Santa)

 Jeez, I feel itchy in all of the wrong areas in this suit.

 C'mon MPW, don't dampen the mood.

 Yeah MPW, Lighten up. It's Christmas... month. Christmas month, yeah.

 Yo, is he ready yet?

 Ready as I'll ever be, I guess. I'll just hope nobody finds me suspicious when I take a minute to scratch my ornaments.

 You said enough- let's go.

 Right.

A few minutes later
 Hey santa, I want a gun for Christmas.

 Ho, ho, holy smokes batman. I know I have nerf guns but the goverment just ordered a law-

 I DON'T GIVE A CRAP SANTA!

 You are detained. Take 'em boys.

 You're coming with us. You have the right to a lawyer.

 Also, shut up.

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 Fiesty one ey. (Grabs taser)

 OH FUDGE-

<Henriot5 disguised as elf> Wow MPW, You're doing fantastic.

<MPW> Seeing as how nobody wants to go near me because I keep scratching the pit and a child got arrested, I'm not exactly doing my best.

<Henriot5> What's your best?

<MPW> ... You're really going to make me prove it?

<Henriot5> Yeup.

<MPW> ...

<Henriot5> You don't have a best, do you?

<MPW> Not a chance in heck.

<Cop 1> HEY HE SWORE IN A CHRISTIAN SERVER

<Cop 2> GET 'EM-

<MPW> ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU TWO LAW DEFENDERS THIS. YOU ARREST ME AND YOU'RE IMMEDIATELY KILLED OFF AND OUTTA THE STORY. COMPREHENDE?

<Cops 1 and 2> Fine >:(

<Server> Cop 1 and 2 have left the server.

<MPW> Got 'em.

<Henriot5> I'm scared.

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