THE TRUE STORY OF HEROBRIEN

Once there was a person playing minecraft since the end of time, well, to make it easier. version 0.0, He one day put on some white contacts and but accidently dropped some redstone dust beside someones house, Well, once the someone actually apparantly found the dust which is pretty ironic because it was him who dropped the dust, so you know what mr contacts did? ( yes, he called the police to apparantly take himself to custody .)

Mr contacts : OFFICER! I FOUND SOME DUST INSIDE MY HOUSE AND I THINK SOMEONE GOT MURDERED!

Pizza lady : Can i have your order?

* beep*

The next day mr white contacts decided to chop some wood, he forgot to chop the lower-half of a tree everytime! ( which is incredibly smart for a middle-aged man with white contacts playing a populuar kiddies game.) He went and came back out of his house the next morning and found the sign of herobrien. he found all the trees ( that he cut just about yesterday) were floating ( apparantly he never knew that logic doesnt make when playin' memecraft) and he called the “local pizza store/ police” (for him, pizza= police officers)

Mr white contacts : OFFICER I FOUND TREES FLOATING AN-

Pizza lady : cheese pizza?

Then a person who wants pizza came on the thread to.

Person : a cheese piz-

person with contacts : THERE WERE TREES FLOATIN'

And after that, the person never got the pizza but instead...Mr contacts was sittin in his couch eating illuminati coroporation little thick sliced pizzas from heavan ( Apparantly he thought he was.) THE END！

And thats the story of herobread. piece of literature by frosk