User:StyrofoamHeart/The Truth of Steve (Trollpasta)

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, I was in my room on my Windows Vista, when suddenly, my AIM gets a new notification. It was from my friend, Tommy Bolsavich, which read "Yo, Ivy,  I found website where you get all best mods for Minecraft". His english was poor, but he was from Arstotzka, greatest country. I decided to click the link, and then files immediately sprung onto my computer as You Are a Pirate played full blast due to illegal modding. It hurt my ears so I got scared. But eventually the mods downloaded. There were three mods. "Omen", "Sacrifice", and "Hyper Bloodshed", which was especially creepy, due to the word Hyper. I messaged Tommy, but he did not reply normal, all he said was "Your turn, Ivy, luck to you.", before logging off. Now I was super spooked. The level select music, which was "Jingle Bells" played on the Slapbass, kept getting louder, and louder, as the slapbass reminded me of the scariest thing imaginable, Jerry Seinfield. I quickly clicked Omen, the first level. So the song would end. The level loaded, as the loading screen was playing "Propane Nightmares on Plungophone", and finally, after two hours, fourty-two minutes, and thiry two seconds, it finished loading. My life was about to change. Forever.

Day 1 - Omen
coming soon.