Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-33125911-20170805135338

Listen people, I have some tremendous news for you today. This website, YouTube, this very beautiful website that many people visit every day, has been run by some really, really not smart people for some time now. But that is all going to change because The Trump Organization has purchased this website and let me tell you, we got a great deal. The people who ran this site, they were very low energy. Not good businessmen either. This place is a mess. I called the guy who ran this place, nice guy, a big fan of mine, and I told him, "you're fired." We have great things planned. You’re gonna love what we have planned. First off, TRUMP HYPERCAM 3. This is the best screen recorder. You're really gonna love this screen recorder. It even has 'Trump Hypercam 3 written on the bottom left like that ancient Unregistered Hypercam 2 from when YouTube was run by some really good people. But when you have great screen recording, you have people, especially cancer gamers, coming into this website from all over and they aren't good people.When 4chan sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing spam. They're bringing memes. They're bringing fidget spinner videos and pranks gone wrong in the hood (gone sexual). We're going to build a firewall to keep 4chan out. It will be a great firewall. And, by the way, 4chan is going to pay for it. YouTube Red will be called 'YouTube Trump'. 'Red' is for commies. We're not commies over here. Trump is better than damn communists. I'm making a world class website here, the best. This will be a classy website, worthy of my brand.The guys who ran this site were letting people from Vine and DramaTown upload these things called cringy music videos (e.g. It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul, Leafy). These cringy music videos were making money and you know who was getting all that money? The people from Vine and the DramaTowners! What a disgrace. YouTube isn't going to be a loser website anymore. From now on we are going to win. We're gonna keep winning until we defeat every other website. We're gonna keep out the Vine peoples, the DramaTowners and the 4channers and we're gonna make great Club Penguin hack videos (NOT WORKING), YTPs, lyric videos and Hitler memes again. We're gonna make YouTube great again. Let’s do a pledge. Who likes me on this website? Can I have a pledge? A swearing? Raise your right hand. Repeat after me, "I do solemnly swear that I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever, will visit YouTube every day and become a YouTube Trump member.” Reply here and quote the pledge. Thank you. Now I know. Don’t forget you all raised your hands. You swore. Bad things happen if you don’t live up to what you just did. Now go and listen to Dreamscape and watch videos in 240p. -Donald Trump 