Teddy

"You'r really something, aren't you?"

                                                      -Teddy before getting shot

Tiberuis "Teddy" Crassus (nicknamed Teddy) was a former Mojang employee who helped Notch found the company in May, 2009. Teddy expected to become Vice President of the company they started, but Notch fired him and ran Mojang himself. In rage, Teddy (wearing a clown mask) snuck into Notch's office and set the building on fire, killing his pregnant wife in the process. A furious Notch, and a band of employees, chased Teddy into a snowy woods where he collapsed in front of a giant oak tree. Notch found Teddy and believed him to have died of hypothermia. As Notch walked away, however, Teddy taunted Noth and was shot multiple times in the chest by the employees. 6 years later, he came back to life in the game Minecraft and began killing players in both the game and real life. He was created by Joshua Anthony Orr, who is also the creator of DOS.

The First Sighting
A Minecraft player by the name of Ford68 was playing with friends in a new world, building different structures. One of his friends, Jerred, heard about a strange in game ritual you can preform to summon an entity in game. Ford and the other two players (Mike and Dontee) were skeptical of Jerred's theory and played it off as a joke before agreeing to build the totem. In order to build the totem, a player must build a small, 3 by 3 area of different colored wool blocks, place four red stone torches (one in each corner), surround the entire structure with red stone dust, and finally place one block of netherrack in the middle. Jerred lit the netherrack block ablaze and said that one player had to be a "sacrifice". Mike agreed to jump in and his character instantly died when it came in contact with the flame. Seconds later, Mike's fire alarm goes off and he claims he "has to go". The other players then hear a small explosion and muffled screaming before he disconnects from the party. To everyone's surprise, lighting hit's the totem and a small sign reading "three little piggies" appeared atop the totem.

In fear, Dontee told the others he was going to leave the game, which Jerred talked him out of. The time changes from day to night instantly and Jerred, Ford, and Dontee leave to find shelter in the forest. They manage to build a safe shelter and spend the night near a nice open fire. Ford goes into his bed, about to go to sleep, when Jerred begins screaming and cussing on the other side of the mic. Ford sees a shadowy figure staring at them from atop one of the trees. Dontee convinces everyone it's either a hacker or a glitch, and he goes outside the shelter to fight off the invaders. Jerred and Ford look out the window as Dontee is instantly killed by the shadow with a sharp iron sword. In real life, Dontee's neck get's slit open by Teddy's spirit and he furiously struggles for air before accidentally shutting off his Xbox and dying. Jerred and Ford go to investigate and find a sign reading, "two little piggies" where Dontee was killed. Jerred then states that his character has nausea for some reason, and he is heard vomiting viciously on the other side of the mic. When asked what happened, Jerred claims that he has a stomach virus. Teddy appears behind the two and their screens begin to glitch out. Teddy summons a ghast which fires a fireball at Jerred, causing him to slowly float up into the air. When asked what is going on by Ford, Jerred goes insane and begins slamming his head against the Xbox, shutting it off.

Jerred than jumps out of his apartment window and lands fatally on the side of the road. Terrified, Ford begins screaming at the intruder, who plants another side reading "one little piggies". Ford is then jump scared and instantly dies seconds later. In real life, an invisible Teddy begins throwing Ford around the room before Ford's Dad (who is revealed to be Notch) jumps in with a shotgun, shooting the now visible Teddy in the chest and revealing frozen intestines inside of him. Teddy laughs as he slowly crawls back into the TV, which shuts itself off.