The Minecraft Classic Mystery

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Hi there. You've probably had played the old versions of Minecraft (ex. alpha 1.0). I mean, come on, everyone want's to go back to the older versions to see if world generation was different back then, to see if the features were different, etc. Including myself. But, something happened that terrified me.

3 days ago..
I was so excited to play the older versions of Minecraft. Since my launcher couldn't support those verisons anymore, I decided to download the New Minecraft Launcher from the official Minecraft site. I waited for the launcher to load, selected Minecraft Classic, and clicked on Play. The game immediately started.

Minecraft c0.30
I was so hyped that this version still works on my old Laptop!

I immediately started to play around with it. I tried lighthing up TNT, but I remember that you can't light up TNT in this version. I built a house and a little bunker and spawned some mobs.

But, after 1 hour, my Laptop started to lock up. The screen froze.

I couldn't do anything. I tried clicking on the mouse, but the cursor woldn't respond, tried clicking on the keyboard, but that just made a beep noise. All I can see was my desktop, and the Minecraft window.

After 15 minutes of silence, suddenly, the Minecraft window moved on itself. The cursor finally started to move, and my Laptop wasn't locked up anymore, the screen unfroze. As if, the system had pulled a reverse card on itself.

I decided to sleep cuz it was late at night.

2 days ago..
Day 2 of Minecraft classic..

It was early in the morning, and I decided to turn on my Laptop.

I launched Minecraft classic, and played, ignoring the things happened yesterday.

I went into my house I built, and decorated it. I started to feel alot better, and continued on.

After 1 hour of playing..
Suddenly, my Laptop froze.. again..

Ugh, I was getting tired of this. I decided to restart my Laptop, but it refused.

But then..

The Minecraft Window showed a gruesome footage of a boy playing Minecraft classic non-stop and then his eye-balls pooped out.

I immediately started to break my laptop. And the laptop turned off. I never played Minecraft classic ever again.

THE END:>