Redstone Steve

Hi Its me An Enderman, This is my second pasta, Hopefully you enjoy

The Beginning
Yay, it fucking snowed

I live in a snow biome in a abandoned igloo, my friends kept telling me some igloos have priest in them so then I found an igloo and I was soooo lucky, it had a hidden basement with the villager. I scanned the basement, it had a cauldron, brewing stand and a chest. The only problem is that it had a zombie villager, I killed it but I realized that I could have cured it, I found a potion of harming and a golden apple. one villager is okay but anyways lets resume back to the story.

Yay, it fucking snowed

There are polar bears to hunt, I get out my iron sword and start slaying those polar bears. I got a lot of fish. Thats when I realized that there were redstone on the ground. It was leading somewhere, I better go where it leads.

The Redstone Steve
Man This redstone path is long, This Path lead me out of the snow plains and led me to the bottom of some cliff. There was a lever. Wait, if there is a lever, The cliff could be a secret hideout. I pulled the lever, sure enough, a secret door opened up. At the door was a redstone covered steve. He said "who dares to tresspass my secret lair, I am Restone Steve". some of the stone blocks were pulled  up by sticky pistons revealing dispensers. They shot arrows like crazy. Soon Redsrtone steve got out a sword and started fighting me. I tried to quit the game but the game glitched out and the pause menu was not showing up and worst of all, THE FUCKING GAME WON'T PAUSE.

Fighting Redstone Steve
I decided to fight him, He had a Diamond sword and all I had was iron armor and sword. plus Redstone Steve had a million of supercharged dispensers. Maybe not, I fell down a deep hole that just activated and fell into a room that looks like a arena. He wants to fight me. He jumped down the hole without losing a single heart. Since I cannot lure him to fall to his death, all I had to do is to is a sword combat.

He swings his sword                                                                                                                                                                             I dodges...

I swing My sword                                                                                                                                                                               He dodges...

He swings his sword                                                                                                                                                                             I dodges...

I swing my sword                                                                                                                                                                                 He dodges...

He swings his sword                                                                                                                                                                             I dodges...

I swing my sword...

But he blocks my hit and knocks my sword out of my hand and I fall to the ground. Redstone Steve was ready to finish me off. I see my sword lying on the ground, I grab it and finish him off instead. he falls to the ground and says"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS" and despawns.

The End
The day was peaceful like a normal minecraft day, I used the redstone Redstone steve dropped and made huge contrapions and I decided to use his base as a base for me, it had good loot. But what will happen next, Wait for my next pasta.