The Chronicles of Minecraft

== Authors Note: == Hello!!, This is PolarizedYT and this is my first pasta on this wiki. Take note that this pasta is FAKE like the others. And also stop believing in pastas. Enjoy!

Chapter 1 - The Beginning
Since 2014, I have been playing minecraft. It is my most favorite game, until I feel bored. It feels that something is missing from the game. Until I discovered mods, it adds a lot of things in the game. Some mods features new mobs, some make’s minecraft more realistic like shaders, some adds new blocks, new swords, guns, magics, everything I dreamed about minecraft. But one day, I found a bit creepy mod named “Death Mod”. It adds a thing called death sword and the death bow. The description says that it can do a 1 hit kill against the ender dragon. The images of the items are also amazing. I download the mod and give it a try. I opened minecraft and saw the title screen full of blood. Omg! This mod is cool, I never saw a mod like this. I'm not scared of the blood because I love reading horror stories. I decided to create a new survival world and try to defeat the ender dragon. I invited few of  my friends. Their names are:

BadasSbo0m56 - Michael

BoogimanXD - Fred

RogErdagReaT – Roger

YTPolarGaming – Me

Then I told them to download the mod. Fred started a group video call. We are all ready when the world freaked us out

RogErdagReaT: What the fuck this is creepy!

BadasSbo0m56: This is not written in the fuckin desc dat it includes blood

Me: Calm down guys this is probably a feature of the mod

BadasSbo0m56: um….probably

BadasSbo0m56: Hey fred wanna build a pig statue

BoogimanXD: cmon we just started lets just build a house first

Me: Oh guys I have an idea let build a mansion

BadasSbo0m56: Pig statue!!

RogErdagReaT: why da fuck do u love building pig statue

BoogimanXD: probably he’s one of them

Me: wahahahahhahah

BadasSbo0m56: shut the fuck up!!

Suddenly my phone vibrated, it was a message from roger.

Roger: Hey, are you sure that the mod is okay

Me: why u ask

Roger: I found something I can’t explain

Me: okay where are you

Roger: At the jungle near spawn

And then….

BoogimanXD: Pole!!

BadasSbo0m56: Hey Pole!!

Me: oh sorry, what?

BadasSbo0m56: find some fucking food or we will die from starvation

BoogimanXD: I’ll go find some wood

BadasSbo0m56: I’d go with Michael

I text roger to wait because im getting food first. He replied telling me to go now. I replied saying “Go wait motherfucker” and “just show it to fred and Michael, they’re in the jungle”. No reponse, probably he messaged them.

Wait a minute!! Roger is standing near the spawn. He’s not in the jungle. Is he pranking me?

Me: gotcha mothercfuker. You think you can prank me on going to the jungle

Me: you’re not good in pranking aren’t you

Me: roger!!!

WIP