Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27021824-20180329201109/@comment-27021824-20180330084202

Prism55Writes wrote: anyways, my character

Name: Egbert Zolin Floyd Henriettitus de la Martinéz-Pěna Goldstein Rennmeister

Age: 66

Marital status: Single

Family: Dead

Backstory: Born to two gay men. Escaped home at 6, and lived off petty theft. Later rose to fame as a women's activist, but after being accused of sexual assault during the #MeToo, he retreated and began a life of crime.

Personality: Gay bigender semi queer nano-antitransqirl feminist vegan Crossfitting dog-walking Jewish muslim communist Nazi vaping pastafarian globalist. Likes ketchup on pizza, anime tiddies and the Zulu language. Has a "Portable Safe Space&trade;" in his pocket at all times. Enjoys kidnapping 6 year olds off the street and torturing them in his basement. Serial mass shooter, but never captured due to connections with higher-ups. the bestest character in the planet zemlja