Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32111930-20170125003553/@comment-27021824-20170512163831

[ Aboard the helicopter, Aladeen and Nadal are smiling at the American tourists in front of them, as Aladeen points at his sheriff's badge ]

General Aladeen: I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.

[ Nadal sighs ]

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] I've fooled them. Job done.

Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] So, how are things back at the Palace?

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?

Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Ooh, Bin Laden?

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?

[ Tourists look worried ]

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?

Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] You mean your Porsche?

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Yes... the 911.

Nadal: 911, it's the best!

General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day...

[ making hand gestures of driving the car ]

General Aladeen: and I totally crashed!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">[ Aladeen and Nadal laugh as the tourists get more nervous ]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">[ Tourists get even more nervous ]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">[ makes exploding sounds before giving Nadal a high-five and looking at the tourists ]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Nadal: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Really?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen: [ Speaking in Wadiyan ] Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">[ unzips his jacket to reveal a black vest with strings on it ]

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen: Hey, my English is getting good. I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">General Aladeen, Nadal: Five, four, three, two, one!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0.3em;line-height:18.2px;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">[ the tourists scream. Later, Aladeen and Nadal have their mug shots taken ]