Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-26318250-20170727193452

...sadly she was very uncreative, so she numbered the kids instead. The first kid was named "one", the second one "two" and so on up until "hundred". Unfortunately, in a tragic accident, her house caught on fire and 99 of the kids died in it. The only survivor was the kid named "Ninety".

So Ninety grew up, got a job, and even two kids on her own. One day the kids were playing in the park and they found a stray dog. The kids found the doggo very cute, but knew that Ninety did not want a dog or any pet. So, the kids named the dog "This" and hid him, so that they could talk about him behind their mom's back, such as "Lets take This outside" and such.

However, one day the kids were not paying attention. This walked out of their yard, onto the road and got hit by a car. This eventually died on the road. The kids were saddened by this, however they decided to not tell their mom about This. Nobody ever hears of This again. In fact, nobody other than the kids know that This even existed.

Only Ninety's kids remember This. 