The "Friendly" Sister Reunion

Me: Me and meh sisters should meet up again. Wait, they're dead... I'm a strong demon, lemme just...

5 minutes later...

Me: Almost finished. *scary summon circle, complete with blood, eyes, eyeless corpses, and voodoo dolls* Activate.

SweetHeart: OMG I'M ALIVE!!

SweetRage: YOU CARE ABOUT US?!

Me: XD no I don't.

SR: You jerk.

SH: No you

SR: How dare you. *attacc*

Me: Let's settle this, YOU'RE BOTH JERKS!

SR: IMA KILL YOU!

Me: I can easily send you back to [INFORMATION REMOVED].

SH: Just because I wanna stay alive for awhile, I'll chill out.

SR: Why are you putting me down as 'SR?'

Me: 1: NO BREAKING THE 4TH WALL IT SHATTERED LAST TIME!! 2: Because I would rather type SR than SweetRage.

SR: Understandable, have a noice day.

Starfright: GamerGirl, there's humans attacking aga- *realizes what she just walked in to* Nevermind, we can handle it.

SH: Can you hear me calling? Calli-

Me: You better not be singing right now.

SH: Why?

Me: Because-

O no da popo: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

O no da FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!

Random wanna-be medieval dude Medieval Guard: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

Me: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

SR: I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!

Us: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WTFrick YouTube?!: ARESTED FOR COPYRIGHT!!

The Internet: ATTACC ATTACC!!

Seagulls from Finding Nemo who are now working for the person who made the song SH tried to sing:

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!

Those easily offended Twitter folk: WHAT YOU SAY!?

Me: This is getting crazy.

Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram folk who go crazy over every little drama: REPOST REPOST REPOST!!!

Me: SH, do yo yeeting thing.

SH: Get out. *tiny black hole and everyone except us is obliterated*

SR: This was a wonderful reunion.

Me: You are staying until I say you leave. Now let's discuss satisfying things.

Me: When Starbucks actually writes your name right.

SR: When the person that hurt you gets instant karma.

SH: Throwing people around.

Me: Pricking a voodoo doll with a pin in the eyes.

SR: Slime.

SH: Satisfying videos.

Me: Bloodfalls.

SR: What is a bloodfall?

Me: A waterfall, but blood.

SH: You're crazy.

Me: We're sisters, and all basically the same. You are calling yourself crazy.

Me: I hate y'all. Get outta meh house.

SR and SH: It's 1 vs 2. You're outnumbered.

Me: No I'm not.

Them: ?

Me: Turn around.

Them: *turns around and becomes scared*

.*Meh psycho crew (Lillie, Ray, Nightmare Wolf, etc) is staring daggers and ready to stab*

X: ' Out. Actually, Ima send ya back to '[INFORMATION DELETED].

Me: What a wonderful reunion.

The End.