VoidMan (Trollpasta)

Author's Note
Wazzup!! This is YtPolarGaming20 and it's my 5th pasta and my first Trollpasta!! Anyway, this pasta is fake!!

Warning: This pasta contains poop so turn back if your eating.

The story:
I was mining in an stronghold when i found a diamond. I break it and saw another diamond behind. Suddenly, i got damaged by a entity with a name "VoidMan".

YtPolarGaming20: Wtf man this are my diamonds!!

VoidMan: Those diamonds are mine.

We argued and argued until somone use a gun in VoidMan's Hand.

It was John Cena!!!

* Music* Imagine the music.

ohn Cena: Im the best in the wor-

John Cena was killed by a baby zombie

VoidMan: Oh my garsh halp!!

YtPolarGaming20: What??

VoidMan: Im about to poop!!

I tried to find a toilet but me can find no toilet. I destroyed the block and i see the void, i have and idea

YtPolarGaming20: just poo in the void

VoidMan: K

He pooped in the void, there were lots of poop!! I coudn't stand the smell. I kicked his but and he fell

VoidPoop: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Phew hes dead, The end...

Until i realize... There were poop in my shoes!!!!