Hrm

Okey, so hai. I'm writing dis tingy becuz lyfe. So, dis ladee wokked up 2 me and sed "Write trollpasta! Or me huszusnahsahwhband will do de pew pew!" And I was like "No pew pew, tank you vewy mucho grande."

So now I'm here. Writing this trollpasta. So.. What's a good topic of trollpasta?

Stupid Boy: Trollpasta!

Little boy, your face is stupid.

Stupid Boy: Wahhhhhh *commits suicide*

0.0

Well.. Anyways.. *cough cough* Don't tell the police *cough cough*

Old Man: Back in my day...

Random Serial Killer: *shoots the old man*

Old Man: Uhhhhhhnghshhwbajsdjdjanwnsnsnwn

0.0 I'm not sure what this has turned into....

Is that a... A....



What the heck is that?

What is life?

Stupid Boy: *returns from the dead* Life!

Not that stupid boy again...

Stupid Boy: *explodes*

So... Uh... Do you like... Um... Butterflies?

Offended Butterfly Queen: Hmph! /kill

'Scuse me, Butterfly Queen, but this ain't Minecraft

Offended Butterfly Queen: *gets stepped on by me*

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep