Life of Jack

Today, i was asleep. Then woke up. I was in a bathroom with a stick. I make noises such as "WhEr aM i Ked!?" I stood up and walked out. Then i saw a Holy Sandwich. A Mayonnaise with Cheese Sandwich. I also still have clothing on. I walked towards the Sandwich and then Pepe man appeared! Pepe man says "Dis sandwich si min!" and i say "No! de Sandvich si mein!" I grabbed my white whip and he pulled out his glock. I slap his ass for Effective Damage! and then he said "Mama mia! mi Ass!" Then he ran away with his rectum paining. I grabbed de Holy Sandwich and ate it. Then I saw Ultra Instinct Ugandan Chungus. He said "U mey nuw becum e gud." Then everything turned white. I was in my bed and woke up, shouted "MI ASS IS GRET"

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