Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-26323958-20170819122814/@comment-30319843-20171104112021

Burp so loudly that I cause 9.0 Richter magnitude earthquake every time.

That would be easy. I would only burp only in some cases. I can control it as well.

WYR...

Eat chocolate-flavored poo,

OR

Eat poo-flavored chocolate.