Shitbrine

Twice upon a lime, there was this asshole who liked to scare people. His name was douchebag- I mean herobrine. Herobrine would stalk everyone since the dawn of minecraft. One day, something went wrong... For him atleast.

He wanted to greif a pro's house. The door was locked, the windows were... baracaded by signs??? and the only enterance was from the sewer. Herobrine popped in from the toilet to see a rear end.

Pro: UUUUUUUUUU

HB: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The pro hopped off the toilet

Pro: GET OUTTA MY TOILET YOU HOBO

HB: It's my toilet.

The pro got back on the toilet and proceeded to shit on herobrine.

And that, everyone is the story of a noob.

Golden Brine: What should we learn from this?

Don't be an ass

GB: Or else what?

Look above you.

GB: Huh??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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