Ultraviolet Steve

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Ultraviolet Steve
i waz creat minekraft world

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lol

omg i saw UTRALOLVILET STEVE?

u daie lol

 no u dei

i kill ultraviolet strtev

BUT HOW DID I SEE HIM OR KILL HIM HE WAS ULTRAVIOLET HOW???

o noes utralolvieltherobain came out of da waters!!!!!!!!

lol u gay

 die

he ded

i go to my poop gold mansion named "TheUrination181931" and i relkax

O NOES UTRALVILET ZAMBIcome out

oh lol u keel my fwend

 but u dun has fwends

omg no twue facts my weakness

 die

i kell him

BUT I IS STILL CONFUSED HOW DID I SEE HIM OR KILL HIM WAIT IF I DIDN'T SEE HIM WHY AM I HERE WRITING THIS CRAPPYPASTA?????? OMG I HAS THE SO MANY KWESTIONZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11111111! DO NOT USE AN ULTRAVIOLET 232121 VOLT SUPER PEEPEE ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT BULB OR ELSE YOU WILL END UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultraviolet Steve 2: The Infrared Fart of Doom
OkeysiA AM BACK

I HAS NEWED STORYYS TU TLL!!

Chapter Unasn: The Horse
It was a fun minecraft, it was so fun that i made a horse in 1 picoseconds. It came to life and made me so spooked. It was so fun being spooked i pooped myself. I even peed myself which made the pants even butter. my pants became a shirt and i lost my shit. I went to my solarium to water my plants. my spatula came out of my pockets that were inside my pockets. my life preserver even came out of my plants and my pants stayed the same. I went back to minecraft and then my internet cable wrapped around a needlefish that didn't even exist. good thing my world was in single player or else i would have shit myself causing global warming killing everything.

Chapter Txekn: The Larynx
my texbook was studying, but i stole it to study, but it was so good it was butter amd was fun. that sentend made no sense so i will make up for it with a picture of the letter e. anyway my minecraft was being a good yoctometer so i was playing it and herobain popped up and said he had a bad larynx. i fixed it by being bedicine and die.

Chapter Tree: Chapstick
i then mad e a lifelike statue of my penis. It was so large it was only a self destruct away from certian death. irt became a self desytuect and everything became chap stick. the stick became chap wich was worse. it was so bad it was good so a tree fell when nobody was around but a video recorded recoeded the sound it made but it was silent so miencraft crashed and was replaced with ROBLOX.

Chapter Fwar: End
I keel aander dwaggon and it was a good boy. i got collar and it became my pet and it was dead after wolf attack. i was so angry my head grew to a cock and it exploded making sperm and smoke goevrywhere. i quit miencraft and everythign was peaceful. i forgot how to breathe so i blinked andf died

the end

Ultraviolet Steve 3: Attack of the Gamma Ray Burst
wip

oh wait

A TRUE TWOLLPASTA IS NEVR WORK IN PRAWGESS!!!

NEVER! ABSOLUTELY VENR!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!! butts LOL NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\

OK LETS GET TO TEH SOTRY BEFORE ME PANTS ARE PANTS

SHIT

Caprt Unsnsn: Can everyone stop cursing for fucks' sake?
lol

it was an avwige day in mincrift even thouh todaye was od as fuck. ya. no hirobrin, no zambi, no ultrwaviolet stev. no creepy scary ghosts anywhere!!!

YA!!!

wait

CAPPY CRAP IT IS THE DISGISTING DIRTY COMPUTER MONITOR WE CALL UlTRAVIOLET STEVE!!!

FUCK!!!! HE'S HERE O KILL THE PLANET!!!

WE BETTER MOVE TO THE NEXT CHAPTER BEFORE STuFF HAPPERNS!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!111!!

Crprprt twpeppoo: Penultimate Destruction of Worlds.
 yaya i follow a black hole and now i'm in this shitty dirt factory known as earth

 holy fuk mann you insult me favorite place int he hole wide world?? fuk u!!

 u cant speek egnlishes.

 u cant even spel english bitch

 fuk. well at least 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10 is 573985734985734598 quintrillion billion.

 no is fifty five.

 fuk, im bad at maths. i can't do simple cacluatshuns.

 you may has 1 this O but i will get U in tody's yesterday's tommorow's tommorow.

he collaped into marble and flew at the speed of light into the sun

i am ready for his next challenge