The Rare Update Incident

Note :
This pasta is fake.That's all XD

Note 2 :
This is not an impersonation of another story(if there is any).Sorry but it's just a coincidence if I copied your fanfiction.

I usually start my day with eating,brushing my teeth,taking a bath,then sitting in front of my computer.After it opened,I opened Minecraft.It's the only game in my PC and I am still a noob at it.I have been playing for 3 months but I don't still know how to make certain things.The only things I build are mansions,small villages and some traps.

Eventually,I was greeted by the usual menu of the game.But the 'Minecraft' name was red and the quote says "BUILD A TRAP FOR VICTIMS!1!1!"I was kind of confused.Maybe the 'victims' were the zombies/skeletons.Plus,Notch wouldn't use '1' for some exclamation points.Must be an April Fools prank.Ohh I was so wrong.

I decided to make a world named "Silly Village" and put on creative mode with cheats.I spawned in a flat area.I love to build in flat spaces with nothing on it,because it's kinda peaceful.What's weird is that I appeared in the air,making me lose a few hearts.I didn't mind though.I started building some shacks with planks and built the barn afterwards.I spawned a few cows and some chickens.My PC lagged for a second,but,nevermind.Suddenly,the cow turned red.

I knew nothing's right.But I feel too lazy to look what the problem is,so I shrugged it off and started building.

I was half in building the school but my server crashed but instead of "Server Disconnected",it said "Here goes 999!".I got a little nervous,so I checked the forums and asked a few people if they experienced the same.Sadly,noone did.

I logged in to my Google account and went to YouTube to play some Avril Lavigne songs and Momoland.I always listen to these songs while playing Minecraft.

I continued to Minecraft and went to my world.I got a bit sweaty when 2 of my worlds were named "999's place" and "Fragments of Satan".My eyes widened in fear.I decided to visit 999's place and spawned near an extremely high gold tower.I looked up and a zombie fell off,making me lose 2 and hakf hearts due to head injury.But for me,head injury doesn't exist in Minecraft.And since there were no ladders or stairs,I used my flying cheats and attempted to reach the top.It took me approximately a couple of minutes to reach the topmost part.A man with a blood red hoodie holding a knife was facing his back at me.I started to chat...

Me : Heya!!

999 : Hi.

Me : Let's build together.

That's the dumbest thing I have ever said to him.I am just acting kind to him in case he kills me when I turn rudely against him.

999 : I want to build a statue.

Me : What statue?

999 : Statue of Satan

Me : R U kidding?

999 : No

Me : I hate devil worshippers alot.

999 : I'll let you praise Satan. :)

Me : If you can force me ;)

He used the knife he is holding at and stabbed me,making me loss 1 heart per stab.I flew away and he chased me.He walks in thin air,which made me sprint.I ran and ran and ran until he was out of my sight.I didn't try to come back though.I landed safely on the ground.Surprisingly,the floor beneath me turned to lava even I wasn't touching it.I was burning,losing all my hearts.While I drowned and before I died,I faced up and saw the guy.I eventually died after a second.

>To be Continued