The Crapper

Steve just shit in the woods, he slowly returned to his house to sleep when he started hearing very sexy creepy noises. Steve left his house and found a very sexy weird Creeper, it wasn't a normal creeper, it was brown, it stank and...it was made of crap, the same crap that Steve shit in the afternoon, Steve couldn't take anymore, he turned off the PC and committed suicide. Crapper is said to have been sneaking through the toilets of minecraft players, he just sit, waiting for their victims to shit so that they can devour them.