Entity 420

Entity 420
Long ago, on 20 April 2014, I was chillin' in my minecraft house with my MLG pink sheep, we were blazing doritos and drinking MTN DEW.

But all of sudden, someone yelled "That's right get noscoped!!!!! GET N0SC0P3DDDD!!!!!!!!"

And somehow the house exploded, and my sheep died, I pressed F for the fallen sheep, but I got teleported.

I didn't know where I was, everything was made out of bedrock, the only thing I've seen was a MASSIVE ILLUMINATI PIXEL ART, there was a button, I was scared. I didn't want to press it.

So I closed Minecraft and I opened youtube. I was watching sum dank MLG parodies by Materialisimo and Pyrocynical... When all of sudden (again xd) I heard an explosion and YT crashed, Minecraft reopened and I was alone, I couldn't move but then...

then... a Misterious player nicknamed "Entity_420" joined the game, and it teleported infront of me. He looked like steve... but...

he wasn't Steve, he had Thug Life glasses and a goddamn fedora. His shirt spellt "MLG PRO" and then he spammed the chat with things like "Leroy Jenkins" "John Cena" "Get rekt" "Lmao" and "420 quickscope xD"

He pulled out a pixelated gun. and then he oneshot killed me.

My screen started to flash rainbow colors with a writing, saying "You just got absolutely destroid bish" I almost had a seizure for all those flashing colors, I shut down my PC, it exploded and killed me

RIP XD

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