Artiobutt

Yes.
I know I've been oversaturating this wiki with shitpastas, but my funny side has shown it's face once again. So I could honestly care less. This shitpasta contains bad language.

The satory
"I like butt"

It was a spooky noise, so I spelled "iCup" and a brick hit my head. BUT WAIT DON'T CLICK AWAY YOU DIPSHIT I HAVE A BAD NEWS IT WASN'T BRICK IT WAS AN IPAD!!!!!! I download MCpe and was spaghetti my raviolli.

"pay attention to your computer you craphead"

I refocused my computer screeanand ditch iPad. Rest in pineapple pizza my love.

"YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YOU DIPSHIT"

I did.

There was nobody and I was alone. I was so sad then i touched my private parts.

"Hands outta pants."

OK THAT IS IT I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU BUT FIRST I NEED TO FIND A PLAYER. I scroll through halls but find nobody.

"Haha"

OMG IT IS A PLAYER

 hello jello

 Oh no you said jello

 no

 YES YOU DID YOU BITCHY BITCH

 Okay i m sorry

 forgiven.

 anyway it is time to play video and my matsr will be here any nanosecond so you better skedaddle.

I did skedaddle.

okay I went back to minecraft lol

 OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SISSY

 nup:3

 ok t5hat it lets fight

 okay

we had a huge fight. it was enough to make me download a 1.3 Exabyte file. my compooper crash.

"No get back in there"

i did

 I want to die

 Request granted.

 wait what

A trillion player went into server and kick butt.

"NUUUUUUU"

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