Thread:TheMysteriousHood/@comment-27021824-20180321181851

?????: We finally got rid of that brute.

????: Yeah, so what!? That still doesn't make up with the fact that you fell for ??????'s stupid trick.

???????: May I please present you with this message? It is from the king. He might need your assistance.

????: Well go ahead and help him yourself. I'm done with this saving the world bullshit!

???????: But, will you even do something to help him?

????: Give me the message first. I'll help him only if my mood is right. *grumbles*


 * ???? picks up the message, which is stained with drops of blood and dirt. The paper feels rough, the words have horrible and rushed handwriting and there is a small hole in the middle*

The message: Dear friend.

We need assistance immediately! Our fortress near the capital was attacked by enemy forces. Although we faced some serious things, we never had any preparations for this. These enemies look like something from horror stories, ugly, scary and more disgusting than my two year old unwashed clothes. We cannot allow any of the townsfolk to get hurt by these monstrocities. Any hind of help would be nice, because everyone has deserted me like a bunch of screaming cowards and left me alone to defend this place alone. There is not much time, I hope you recieve this messag- *the rest is covered in black spilled ink*

?????: The king is in need of our assistance. We must get to him before it's too late.

????: Well guess what!? I'm done with this shit. It's time to return home and relax. Who gives a damn shit about others. I'm sure they can defend themselves. *grumbles*

?????: ????, this is not like you, you were never so selfish like this. What happend to you all of a sudden?

????: You don't know anything about me. I only went to this stupid adventure because you forced me to. I got my own agenda now. So beat it, you'll never know anything about me.

?????: *sniffs* I know that you will do the right thing.

????: The only good thing I can do right now is to make you shut up.


 * ???? climbs on the ender dragon*

????: See you on Saint Never's day, you moron!


 * ???? tries to fly the ender dragon, but fails*

????: This is shit. How do you ride this thing?

?????: Perhaps you forgot that I, myself, as a dragon tamer, can ride any dragon without problems.

?????: I will ride the dragon for you, but only if you agree to help the king.*

????: *Angry voice* Fine!


 * The duo depart to the fortress* 