Glitchfest

Disclaimer
This tasty pasta is not real, as it is a figment of imagination. Please, enjoy this pasta

Part 1: Meeting Glitchfest
I was playing Minecraft when my game started to lag. I though it was just my crappy computer, but when I tried to exit Minecraft, a message appeared saying: You will never leave. I will keep you here forever. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I got freaked out and tried to exit again, but Glitchfest made it impossible. As his name says, he is full of glitches and viruses, existing only to create destruction. So that's what he did. His glitches caused me to die, jump super high, and run at speeds so fast I reached the Farlands in no time. And then, when I had died for the sixth time, I saw Glitchfest, at only a normal player size, holding an axe. He killed my player over and over until I pulled my computers plug. I was freaked out and decided to stay away from Minecraft for the next few days.

Part 2: The Glitch's Wrath.
A few days had passed since Glitchfest terrorized me, so I decided it was safe to get back on the computer. But, when I got on, my screen was red, with messages popping up saying "DIE" and "I'll keep you here forever". I thought about it for a bit, said YOLO and got on Minecraft. I got onto Minecraft, made a new world in Survival Mode, and started playing. The game wasn't really glitchy, until