Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-27021824-20180623215939/@comment-27021824-20180703172056

Based on his overall behavior and some really blatant messages in his songs, I suspect that Sonic he is a Christian. Hopefully this is allowed. Please consider the evidence:

— In the “Escape from the City” song from Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic specifically says “Follow me” 8 times. This is a reference to the gospels, in which Jesus Christ says that exact phrase “Follow me” 8 times (Matt. 4:19, Matt. 16:24, Mark 1:17, Mark 10:21, Luke 5:27, Luke 8:22, John 1:43, John 21:19): Sonic says the same thing as the Bible says the same number of times in the song. Sonic also says he will set you free, just like Jesus says, and to have faith in what you can’t see. The whole song is full of Christian references from Sonic.

— In Sonic Heroes, you control three characters, who together form a single inseparable team, such as Sonic, Nickels, and Tails. This is just like the holy Trinity, which also proves that Sonic is NOT a Mormon or Jehovah’s Witness.

— Sonic is both human and hedgehog, just like Christ is both human and God. There are many parallels between the two.

— Sonic often runs across or walks on water, which is something that Jesus did first. But when his faith in Christ falters and he stops running, he no longer runs on water and falls through the water. This is a reference to Matthew chapter 14, where Peter also can walk on water because of his faith in Christ, but when he stops and doubts he falls through.

— Knuckles is associated with rocks in the game, just like the Saint Peter.

— Sonic gathers rings, but if he gets hit then he drops them and has to get them back. This, along with the song “Live and Learn”, show the trials and tribulations of Christian life, of making progress and losing it again.

— Many times, Sonic comes from his world to the world of ordinary humans, just as Christ came from heaven to our world. Sonic also dies sometimes to save those that he loves and to save humanity, but then comes back to life! For example, in Sonic 06, he is killed by Mephiles (obviously a reference to 1, another name for Satan, who kills Jesus), but then comes back to life. You come back to life as well whenever you get a Game Over.

— Sonic runs at top speed; this is a reference to Saint Paul and his disciple, Timothy, who both talk about how Christians need to run as fast as possible, as though life were a race, to do things for Christ. Therefore, Sonic’s catchphrase, “Too slow”, is a reminder to other Christians to work hard for Christ every day.

— Sonic saves people in every game, just like Christ saves people in every book of the Bible, except for the poetry and the racing games.

— Sonic frees animals from the evil technology that makes them do bad things; this is just as Christ frees human beings from their own wicked nature and allows them to be their best selves. Sometimes he does it one by one, and sometimes a bunch are stuck in a bottle at the end of a level.

— Sonic’s friend, Tails, is actually a reference to Jesus’s friend Elijah, who has a flying chariot (Tails and his plane).

— You might think that Shadow is like the Antichrist, but actually he represent God the Father in the Trinity of Sonic, Shadow, Silver (Son, Father, Holy Ghost). This is shown in his own game, with the theme song “I am...All of Me”. This is a reference to God the Father’s saying of אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה (I am that I am). Shadow says “I am” many times in his song. Shadow is also similar to God the Father, because he’s older that Sonic the Hedgehog. And Silver is the Holy Ghost because he has telekinesis.

— I’m not counting the Mario and Sonic at the Olympics games or Smash Brothers, because of relativism. Only the 100% Sonic games are part of the canon that I’m talking about.

— In the Bible, Jesus has a second form after his resurrection which is super fast, appearing in many cities in Israel in a very short amount of time. Sonic also has a super speed second form: Super Sonic. Sonic does this by gathering the Chaos emeralds, which is like Jesus, who gathered everyone’s sin to himself on the cross.

— I’m not saying that Sonic is supposed to be Christ, he’s a Christian so he’s supposed to be like Christ, and that’s why they’re so similar. It doesn’t fit completely, of course, because I think the games are a Christian allegory, like Chronicles of Narnia. It’s not supposed to be exact