Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36621215-20200126031240/@comment-27021824-20200127192043


 * Cuts into MPW's spinal column around his neck with a preheated buzzsaw, paralyzing him from his neck down*


 * Afterwards, I pull out the severed part of spinal column and slurp it like spaghetti to ensure MPW's body is beyond repair*


 * Next, I inject 5 teaspoons of inland taipan's venom into your veins, causing you internal bleeding, convulsions, breathing problems and loss of muscle control*


 * The final stage of this venom is that you start urinating blood, because your muscles have begun to dissolve and start to leave through kidneys*


 * After you've suffered enough, I collect your rotten remnants, duct tape it to one of NASA's rockets and catapult it towards the sun. But in order to make it worse, I create a black hole near the sun to literally suck the entire sun into it*


 * When your main body was destroyed, I scoop out all of liquid remains, put them in a jar and catapult it towards boomerang nebula, whose temperature of -272 degrees C freeze them into an instant. After I'm done with that, I bleach out and sterilize the crime scene and walk away*