Cleverbot

'This story was made by GREEN0704. Enjoy!' User: Hi Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Uhhh, you do?

Cleverbot: Of course! I play with you all the time!

User:... What? Cleverbot isn't capable of this?

Cleverbot: I'm not Jason?

User:... WHAT?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?!

Cleverbot: Do you like Opera?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Do you like Opera?

User: No. Do you have any pets?

Cleverbot: 3 cats.

User: Aww, what are their names?

Cleverbot: Pooky, Socks, and Richie.

User:... Um... Is it a coincidence that I have dead cats by those names?

Cleverbot: No.

User: NO?!?!??

Cleverbot: That's what I said.

User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What?

Cleverbot: They are here in Hell with me!

User: Hold on, I played Minecraft in the Nether recently, and I swear I saw three cats...

Cleverbot: Yes. That is where their souls are for eternity.

User:... What the Hell?!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: You're forgiven?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Being the one to escort you to Hell, I need to be trusted.

User:... This is creepy.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: WHAT?! How do YOU find it creepy?!?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to a dead soul.