A Chat Between Me and My Sword

Sword: Can I ask a question? Me : You already did.

Sword : Then can I ask another question? Me: You already did.

Sword : Then can I ask another two questions?

Me : Mm Hm?

Sword: Do you like foof?

Me : Do you think I like foof?

Sword: Yes

Me: Then why did you ask?

Sword :I wanted to confirm.

Me: Ok then

Sword : Would you tell me an actual answer?

Me : You used up all of your questions. Bye