How 2 Make a Good Pasta 2: FUCK OFF Special

"He brings that piss over. And the big surprise is the FUCKING bass is FUCKING R A W." - Gordon Ramsay

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Hey everyone, AWESOME Disney toys here. And today, we'll be showing you how to make a GIANT spaghetti gummy step by step so you can follow along in the process!

<???> Not today, ya big cunt!

Huh, who was that?

<???> Case and Point; Gordon Ramsay.

HOLYSHITIT'STHEALMIGHTHGORDONRAMSGAY

 Shut the hell up, and let me save this kitchen.

OKOKOKOKOK

 Let's begin, you terrible excuse for a Youtube channel.

Step 1: grab the ingredients you need for this gag.
Alright, let's talk ingredients. First off we have-

 WAIT A MINUTE... I DON'T SEE LAMB SAUCE IN THIS PILE!

...

 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU DONKEY!?

Uhhhh

 Awesome-Disney-Toys69 got slapped by Gordon-Rams-AYYYYYYY

Owie ;(

 GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME SAUCE!

Okay you ugly... Uhh...

 Can't shat your fat mouth on me? Fuck off with your pleasure.

(At the store)

 BEEP BEEP (Kill me)

No.

(Scans Lamb Sauce)

 BEEP BEEEP BEEP (Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell-)

No f u

(Back home now I guess yay)

 Ah, did you buy me lamb sauce?

Yes.

 Now scramble faster than eggs.

Aww ok :(

Step 2: put the spaghetti in some boiling water or some shit idk
 Alright, first step for this is to sear the pasta. You want to get a nice brown on each side. Watch this.

(The man puts a noodle on the stove)

 Make sure it's on high heat and that the noodles get exactly 2 minutes on each side. If not, I will find you and I will steal your cookies.

(The noodle starts to burn)

 Now sear it on the top. And sear it on the bottom.

(The noodle continues to burn away)

 Alright, now put it on a plate

(Plate dying inside while holding up the burning noodle)

 Now put it back on the stove.

(He puts it back on the stove)

<G.R> Now sear it on the top. And sear it on the bottom.

I wonder what Gordon Ramsay is doing. Maybe I should check on him?

(Awesome-Disney-Toys69 Checks on Gordon-Rams-AYYYYYYY)

step 3: add some sauce
... I'm so sorry everyone.

<G.R> Now put some lamb sauce on that shit.

(Gordon Ramsay puts lamb sauce on the noodle which is on A HIGH HEAT STOVE)

Oh crap. RUN WHILE YOU CAN ANNOUNCER GUY!

(Thank you, i'm outta here!)

<G.R> Now sear it on the top. And sear it on the-

(B O O M)

<G.R> F U C K

PAY MY HOUSE DAMAGES U NOOB!

<G.R> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

outro
And everyone dies that day. Thank me later, peeps. Never ask me to do something like this again.