Twisted Melodies

'This is a Pasta that took a good, long while to come up with. Thank you for reading. You need a little Pokemon knowledge to understand though... -GREEN0704'

'The Melody... Oh so Twisted... Oh so Delicious...'

My name is... Well I forgot... All I hear is the Melody... This Twisted Melody! It all started when I played... What was the name again? Ohhh, Yes, Minecraft. I had finally got an account after five years of begging my parents for one. When I got in, the Minecraft music sounded distorted... It confused me but I continued the game. I did all Minecraft things you would do on the first night. In a few minutes, I had a good dirt shelter and a wooden one in construction. The music continued to get more distorted to the point where I turned on my IPod so I couldn't hear it. I still could even with the IPod on. I turned it off and I turned off the sound on my computer. I still heard it. These twisted melodies! I then heard the scariest thing of all... I swore I heard the Lavender Town theme twisting in it! I screamed throwing everything around the room. I ran outside and still heard it! I ran into the shed and got a sledgehammer. I ran into my house and up the creaking stairs. I was about to slam it into the computer when I saw the Minecraft world options open... There was a new world. It was called: $ound $tudios. I decided to enter it even though it seemed very creepy. It wasn't a wise choice... I spawned in a field. I saw a village in the distance. I ran to it but I wish I never played Minecraft now. I saw the villagers. They had big, creepy smiles with realistic blocky teeth as if someone built a quartz mountain and shoved it into the villagers' mouths. The song got louder and louder and louder! I felt everything swirling around me and was blacking out... The last thing I saw was one lone sign... It said: 'Welcome to Lavender Town... It's not just in Pokemon anymore...'

'This Melody... So Twisted... So Delicious... Oh so Amazing...'