MPW's Summer Vacation-er

Day 1
(MPW intensely watching the sub gap between Pewdiepie and T-Series bounce up and down on his laptop)

Gap: (Moves down to 68)

 COME ON! COME ON!

Gap: (Moves up to 69)

 YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!

(MPW Grabs a chair and throws it at the laptop. Obviously busting the damn thing. As pop sneakily peeks through the door)

 (To the audience) And this is why I hate Purple.

 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

(The chair zooms out of the room and hits purple head on)

 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

 I can't believe we're back for another special! :D (Kill me... PLEASE.)

 So are we going to add memes that are completely irrelevant?

 Y E S

 And not be on topic at all?

 Y E S

 What's your gender?

 Y E S-

Meanwhile at another location
(Golden Brine Comes To)

 Huh? Where am I?

(A mysterious entity walks in)

<???> Isn't it obvious that this is a void?

 Hmmmmmmmmmm..... N O P E

<???> ...

 Lighten up buddy. Don't lose your day job.

<???> My objective is already half complete. Now tell me, where is MPW?

 He's... Actually I don't even know where the settings in this special are. Dammit, MPW.

<???> Listen, if you don't tell me where he is. You are as good as dead.

<GB> Come on! Don't make me have to plug my finale-

<???> NOBODY CARES! HE MOVED ON FROM YOU! YOU'RE JUST A CLICHE!

<GB> Then why does he feature me in about everything he has? And hasn't involved you in anything yet?

<???> (Pulls out some kind of blaster and aims it at Golden Brine) Well, let's just say this mission I have is going to change that.

<GB> WAIT! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO KILL MPW SO YOU CAN FORCE ME OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT AND HAVE YOU RESPECTED! MUCH MORE, YOU'LL KILL EVERY OTHER CREATOR AND ENSLAVE EVERYONE IN MCCW AND RCW TO READ CORRUPTED!

<???> (Chuckles) Such a fast learner. Now tell me where MPW is...

<GB> NO!

<???> So it be... (Shoots Golden Brine)

<GB> AGH! (Falls to the floor)

<???> If you won't tell me, I guess I'll have to find out myself. (Aims the blaster at Golden Brine's head)

<GB> You won't WIN.... YOU WON'T.....

(The screen goes black as the sound of the blaster going off could be heard)

A Few Minutes Later
<Shrautsticks> Hey MPW! (Ugly M Laced With 3 Circles)

<MPW> Yes, Shraut?

<Shrautsticks> I have some bad news. I was doing some unnecessary diving into the story line and found this! (Drops Golden Brine's dead body in front of MPW)

<MPW> GOLDEN BRINE DIED?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?

<Shrautsticks> Well, actually. Just a minute ago.

<MPW> Are you aware of his killer?

<Shrautsticks> That I don't know. Whoever it is, is hungry for bloodshed. (KILL THESE 2 RETARDS!)

<MPW> I have a bad feeling this isn't the only death.

<Shrautsticks> We need to stop this creature before anything more can happen. (Don't you dare, cunt!)

<MPW> How can we do that? We don't even know what it is or what it's capable of.

<Shrautsticks> Oh well. We all gon' die! :D (Finally. Something I like to hear!)

Guess What? Another Few Minutes Later
(In the banned jail; Chas, Rin, Mandroid, and Lolman are playing UNO)

<EnderChas> REVERSE! (Drops Reverse Card on Lolman)

<Lolman> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

<Vocaloid Rin> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

(Mandroid drops a +4 card on Rin)

<Rin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

<Mandroid> TAKE THAT!

(Rin attacking Mandroid in the backround intensifies)

<Chas> Have you ever realized MPW still featured Mandroid even after Prism posted that thread?

<Lolman> I'm sure it'll be fine.

<Chas Sock #1> NO! IMAGINE IF MPW GETS BANNED! >:D

<Lolman Sock #4> DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOCKED BY REVA?

<Rin Sock #5555555555555 Wait did rin even sock before?> SHUT UP! IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

<Mandroid> Welcome to life, everyone.

(Suddenly, the prisoners can hear someone marching downstairs)

<Chas> Don't waste your time, BUCKO!

<???> Would I waste my time? I see you're all willing to be free. And I know just what to do.

<Rin> What are you going to do? Kill us for a good laugh?

<???> No, actually. Instead, I will free you on a certain wager.

<Every Prisoner> (Lightens Up) TELL US WHAT THE DEAL IS!

<???> I am looking to assassinate MPW. I ask you to side with me and bring everyone to their knees. Is that fair?

<Lolman> OH, BUDDY! THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO! THIS IS CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN!

<???> Alright, it's time to get working. (Releases everyone from their cells)

Another Few Minutes Later
<Pop> HEY PURPLE, MPW, AND MPW JR! IT'S TIME TO HEAD OUT TO TOWNS SQUARE TO CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER!

<MPW> This doesn't make sense. I wanna go.

<MPW Jr.> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

<Purple> YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE

<WhoWatchesTheToasters> I'M A TOASTER! :D

<Likemea> LIKE-ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

<GlitchedCreepy> Oh great, the cleetus punchline is back in business.

<MPW> Alright, time to redo a classic scene with even more memes!

<Pop> Sounds great! (Swipes up the 3 musketeers and throws them in the car)

<MPW> Grandma, that's the candy.

<Pop> Oops! Candy for the road?

<MPW and Co> Y E A H!

Meanwhile in the KAR
<Pop> Who wants some music?

<MPW> NO NO NO NO-

(Pop Turns On The Radio)

<Radio> T-SERIES! IT'S YOUR BIG DAY! INCREDIBLE JOB! I KNOW WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT TODAY; I JUST WANNA TELL YOU-

(Purple turns the classic switch)

<Radio> WHY DO WE HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD-

<MPW> Because I'm the only one making this section of the story interesting, DAGames.

(MPW Jr. Tries to turn the switch, but fails to do so)

<MPW> HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH- (Accidentally bumps into the switch, turning it)

<Radio> The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round, round and round-

(MPW immediately switches the radio back to the previous channel)

<RADIO> HOLD ON, ONTO THE LIGHT-

<Everyone but MPW Jr.> PHEW!

<MPW Jr.> Aww but I like that son-

<MPW> SHUT THE FUCK UP!

When they finally arrive holy crap that took 50000 years
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