Demutania

Author’s Note This story’s style is one I learnt from SCP, and Revaeropium’s chat-pastas. Well, I tried my best to replicate this style that I finally learnt and I’m eager to try it out. Many of my friends will be featured in this pasta. This pasta will look like some roleplay since I have participated in a lot or those lately. Chapter I  THE YEAR OF 606  C’mon!! Pop, you’re taking forever! You can do that stuff in your inventory later  Fineeee………  Lemme grab my stuff first!  Okay, but I’m not a patient person, and you know it!  You know we are supposed to be on our quest right?  Yeah……  Okay, I’m ready  We have 50 minutes to report back to SCP about what we found!  You look like you didn’t get so much sleep  I didn’t Those were probably the longest 50 minutes ever (Sorry Pop). IN THE MCCW HEADQUARTERS  Hey! SCP!  You found something?  Yeah, I drew the scene  Hey, those are all corpses from the enemy!  They were shot with infinity arrows <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> But that weapon cost millions! <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> We got ourselves a mystery <BlueHeart7693> Well, our first clue is that the person was rich <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Prism! We got a clue to this quest! <MCCW Bureaucrat:PrismWrites55> Okay, I’ll tell Deku to gather up the admins to manage this place while we’re gone <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Hey Pop, what do you have there? <Popstar792> Oh yeah! I forgot to show you! I found this paper near the bodies. <Popstar792> There’s art on the front, and a message on the back….. <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> I’ll analyze this! <Popstar792> Thanks Hood! <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> No prob! <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Good work you two! Let’s get cracking! THE ADMINS MEETING: Chapter 2 CLUE FINDERS: BlueHeart7693, Popstar792 “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.”- John Lennon <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> I will call this meeting in session <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Our 2 clue finders will share what they have found in cracking this 20 year case. <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> BlueHeart, you may start <BlueHeart7693> Thanks SCP. Me, Pop, Purple, and Bella have all been sent to search for clues due to a case where mysterious cryptic messages in Zalgo font has been sent to SCP-Deadlock We have been searching 20 years the one responsible. When I went out with Pop, we came across dead bodies of our clan. What I have here is drawings of the dead bodies. If you look at the cause of death, the cause of death is an infinite arrow. The first clue now have is the one responsible is rich for these cost millions. Not many people in this era has millions, so this can be an important clue. I first advise that we build a few walls near the edge of our territory. They should be 25 feet tall to prevent more people from our clan to get hurt or killed. I also advise all DNA Architects to run a database of all the people has over 1 million ethros (Currency in this story), or families who have over 1 million ethros plus their history. I’ll hand it to you Pop. <Popstar792> When BlueHeart and I were searching for clues, I found this piece of paper that has written cryptic messages in Zalgo font. There are also drawings on the front of the paper that we have to decipher. I recommend that Prism, and Hood both do an analysis of this picture, and that I will have Purple transcribe the writing so that she can translate the message at the meeting that will be held a week after we decipher the entire message, and drawing. <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Remember, I demand results by the end of this month! MCCW HEADQUARTERS LAB: Chapter 3 “Get busy living or get busy dying.”-Stephen King <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Looking through the files……. <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Hmmmm, I have found something! <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> A map? <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Of the city of Demutania <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> But that city was destroyed long ago <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> By the city of Lorsitroy in a great battle <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Or so I was told <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes> Having trouble Hood? <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Yeah <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> How the heck am I supposed to find this scoundrel now? <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Me and Purple has been trying to analyze the threatening messages sent to SCP for 20 frickin years!! <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes: Look at that detail of the picture. Only the finest artists and draw like that. Hmmm, I will ask Purple to analyze the artwork. From experience, I can tell that this artist is a left-handed sketcher. A few days later <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Dang it! I’ve been trying to decipher this thing, but time is running, and I fear that I will have nothing to present to SCP….. <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Wait……. <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> I need the Demutania map! <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> WHERE IS THE DANG MAP? <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> Aha!, I found it! <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> YES!! A match! <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes> What is? <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> The drawing is a sketch of Demutania! <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes> It is? Heck yeah, it is!!! However, something is so familiar about Demutania to me. I just can’t put my finger on it! I remember that Sygrom river, and the city walls. <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> You mean like on our last mission there? <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes> Probably, I don’t know. <MCCW Bureaucrat: Prism55Writes> I think you’ll find out soon enough Prism’s thoughts: Should I tell him? No, he won’t understand. It’s probably too much for him! I can’t believe it, the day he became a DNA Architect. I was so proud of him. Hood, my son, you still remember Demutania. But you don’t remember me……… MCCW RESEARCH LAB-OBSERVATION Q: Chapter 4 “The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.” - Mark Caine <PurpletheUnicorn> UGHHHHHHH <PurpletheUnicorn> I can’t crack this.... <PurpletheUnicorn> This frickin CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <BlueHeart7693> Jesus Purple, your face is turning purple because of this. <PurpletheUnicorn> This language is not found anywhere in my database because they wrote this in Zalgo font. My computer can’t read it. <BlueHeart7693> You can just erase the font. They wrote this out of graphite. <PurpletheUnicorn> Okay, thanks! <BlueHeart7693> No prob! <PurpletheUnicorn> “Unlock your past. Explore your past. You will find me present and future. A hero with a pure heart, and a villain with a powerful evil in their heart.” <BlueHeart7693> What does that mean? <PurpletheUnicorn> It means that someone will betray us if this is true. <BlueHeart7693> This is a prophecy? <PurpletheUnicorn> Looks like it. <PurpletheUnicorn> There is more! ‘ <PurpletheUnicorn> “The Midnight trail leads you to Demutania! Find your true hero.” <BlueHeart7693> Demutania? <PurpletheUnicorn> Never heard of it! <PurpletheUnicorn> I think it’s the landscape on the drawing! But I won’t know until the research is done. 3 WEEKS LATER <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> It has been one month for you guys to do your research! Tell me what you found. (As of now, there was a lot of overlapping conversation between the clue finders, chat mods, discussion mods, and DNA Architects.) <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> SILENCE! <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> ONE AT A TIME <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Hood, tell me what you have found! <MCCW DNA Architect: TheMysteriousHood> I have discovered that the art on the front of the paper in fact is the drawings of the land of Demutania conquered in 568 BC. The landscape was very familiar to me somehow, and I recognize the river Sygrom. This drawing is a map of Demutania before it’s destruction. <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> Interesting….. Purple, you may now share findings! <PurpletheUnicorn> I have discovered that the message was written in the Swahili language, and I erased the extra parts of Zalgo font in order to be able to read the code. This is what it translates to: “Unlock your past. Explore your past. You will find me present and future. A hero with a pure heart, and a villain with a powerful evil in their heart. The Midnight trail leads you to Demutania! Find your true hero.” I also found out that this was a prophecy that was made about us. If the prophecy comes true, that means that one of us is going to betray MCCW. <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> AND WHO ON EARTH WILL DO THAT?!?!?!? <PurpletheUnicorn> I don’t know, but it will come true <Head of MCCW Admins:SCP-Deadlock> I would like to see who has the guts to turn on me! Ethros Runner: Chapter 5 <EnderChas> Welp, looks like I have to look for some millionaires. <EnderChas> Hmmmm <EnderChas> Wait, POP! GET OVER HERE! I FOUND SOMETHING! <Popstar792> What is it? <EnderChas> I’m not so sure if I should reveal this to the public. <Popstar792> Wait…… OMG, this is complete nonsense! BlueHeart is from the only millionaire family in Demutania? <EnderChas> It says here that he has a son named StyrofoamHeart BlueHeart7693 walks in* <BlueHeart7693> I don’t recall having any children! <BlueHeart7693> This is just a bunch of…… <EnderChas> Blue, your son is the only one with enough money to buy that weapon. <EnderChas> By the looks of the arrows, the weapon was bought 5 days ago. <Popstar792> It’s fine Blue….. <BlueHeart7693> NO IT ISN’T! BlueHeart7693 storms out of the room* <Popstar792> Should I tell him? <Popstar792> That he and I are siblings? <EnderChas> I think he’ll understand <Popstar792> Okay, sure thing uncle Chas <EnderChas> Cya later “Poppy” <Popstar792> He still remembers….. BlueHeart, and Popstar’s tent <Popstar792> You okay? <BlueHeart7693> Yeah, it’s just hard to believe that I have to fight against my own son <Popstar792> Well, do you still have that necklace? <BlueHeart7693> Yeah <Popstar792> I have the same one <BlueHeart7693> How? <Popstar792> Before she died, my mom gave me and my brother identical necklaces to remember that we are never alone… <BlueHeart7693> Wait, does that mean…… <Popstar792> Yes Blue, welcome home my brother…………. DECLARATION OF WAR: Chapter 7 <MCCW Admin:GREEN0704> DeadLock! <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> Yes Green? <MCCW Admin:GREEN0704> Our enemy has declared war on us! <MCCW Admin:GREEN0704> StyrofoamHeart? We killed him years ago! <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> Looks like we missed! <MCCW Admin:GREEN0704> I’ll get all the warriors to fight! <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> Hold your fire! <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> Why?!?!?!? <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> That’s his plan! Styrofoam always wanted us to strike first. Remember, he was once a part of us…… <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> But he betrayed us!!! <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> HE BETRAYED US ALL! <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> I understand <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> 21 years ago, I shot at him, and I thought I had a hit! I should have known he was a master manipulator! <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> I will not let you down this time master MCCW WAR MEETING <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> Recently, an enemy, StyrofoamHeart declares war on us, and giving us 3 months to prepare. We must stay vigilant, and on task. I will now read the text to all of you. <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> Hey Blue! Hit the lights! <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> Thank you <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> “Dear SCP-Deadlock, I am officially declaring war on your empire with my army. You guys have stayed in power for too long, and I have disguised myself in the past but that wasn’t enough. You guys threw me out, kicked me out, and after all I did for you and your precious little Chat Moderator: PurpletheUnicorn.” <PurpletheUnicorn> STYRO, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF…………………….. <BlueHeart7693> Hush Purple, don’t do this. <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> “Make sure you huddle tight! I’ll give you 3 months to prepare! ~ StyrofoamHeart <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> I shouldn’t have trusted him the first time. <MCCW Admin: GREEN0704> HE MUST BE STOPPED! ORDER OF THE WARRIORS: Chapter 8 <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> I gotta make sure these soldiers are in line! <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> Sighs* May god help us…….. <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> HEY! YOU WITH THE FEZ! STAND STRAIGHT! <MCCW Soldier: FezesAreCool1> Sorry Captain <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> I expect all of you to prepare for yourselves for this war! I’m not yo momma! BlueHeart7693 walks in* <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> BlueHeart! Hey there! I’m just taking care of these numbskulls. Right Fez? <BlueHeart7693> okay <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> Okay, to the lunch zone! <BlueHeart7693> Lunch is all you can think of? <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> I’m hungry and I heard there was enchiladas. Don’t judge me BlueHeart’s Thoughts: Judging you Deku <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> The silent judging huh? <BlueHeart7693> No <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> I’ll take your word for it <BlueHeart7693> You know…….you are going to get promoted if the community agrees right? <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> Yeah…… <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> I hope they do! They will announce today <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> YEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T WAIT!! I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!! <BlueHeart7693> Deep breaths, remember your blood pressure. <MCCW Captain: DekuDesu!> Fine <BlueHeart7693> Let’s go….people are waiting GRAND HALL OF MCCW FORUMS <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> Today is a joyous day where we celebrate the promotion of DekuDesu! Nominated by over 34 users to get this position. Deku, I now deem you a Bureaucrat <MCCW Bureaucrat: DekuDesu!> Thank you…….all of you who has supported me over the last 45 years. I take this with gratitude This was followed by minutes of applause <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> BlueHeart and PopStar792, please step forward…. <BlueHeart7693> hmmm? <Popstar792> Yes Deadlock? <Head of MCCW Admins: SCP-Deadlock> From today on, you will become Content Moderators in this land…… Even more Cheering, and applause was followed. However, one thing kept BlueHeart, Pop, and Deku from smiling. They stared at the city of Demutania ridden by evil for so many years. StyrofoamHeart was still out there. CHAPTER 9: THE EVIL LANDS <StyrofoamHeart> Those fools….. <StyrofoamHeart> They thought I was on their side <StyrofoamHeart> Those Pathetic weaklings <StyrofoamHeart> That Deadlock doesn’t even know what he is doing! <Commander of Demutania: Entity 303> 2 more weeks until war! <StyrofoamHeart> Patience my friend….This is my game……and they have come to play <StyrofoamHeart>