Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-27021824-20200106225805

Read Chapter 2 of MCCPBunker Episode 1: Genesis to understand.


 * As Pop and Rev are driving and having small talk, they notice some sort of weird lump on the road*

Revaeropium: What is that thing?

Popstar792: I don't know. Seems round.

Popstar792: Maybe it's some sort of speed bump.

Revaeropium: I see, or do I?


 * Rev and Pop and hear a faint beep as they move closer*

Popstar792: It's beeping.

Popstar792: Are you thinking what I'm thinking.

Revaeropium: Don't tell me...


 * The beeps get louder and louder until they get close enough*

Revaeropium: LAND MINE!


 * The car is blown several feet in the air after driving over that land mine. Rev and Pop and knocked out by impact and end up injured*


 * Several moments later*


 * Rev and Pop manage to climb out of whatever remains of that car*


 * As they emerge to surface, they are shined by a helicopter light*


 * Multiple armed men and the same high-ranked person from that asylum surround and aim at Rev and Pop*

?: So, these rats finally crawl out of their holes.

?: Just accept it.

?: We outnumber you by a large margin.

?: You are under arrest for murder of official personnel and for being fugitives of justice.

?: If you are willing to surrender to us, we will make all of this quick and painless.


 * Rev and Pop have no choice but to raise their hands up, since it would be impossible to engage everyone, especially since they have air support*


 * As armed men are about to grab Rev and Pop, one of them drops dead*

?: What happened!?


 * That high-ranking person looks at the dead soldier and while inspecting, more soldiers drop dead*

?: We are ambushed!

?: All units, search this area for any intrud-


 * Out of nowhere, a shadowy form quickly emerges and Starts killing soldiers*

?: It's him! Eliminate him on sight!


 * The figure roundhouse kicks 4 armed men around him in the head strongly enough to hear their bones crack, ultimately killing them and causing them to bleed*


 * Armed men attempt to shoot the figure, but he manages to deflect incoming bullets with godly reflexes*


 * After several seconds, most of armed men are dead. However, that high-ranking person and the helicopter are still there*

?: No qualms! Kill him!


 * The pilot firest homing missiles at the figure*


 * The figure then wall runs and jumps on the top of the rocket*


 * While on the top, the figure then uses rocket's homing ability to trick it into flying in front of helicopter*


 * Right as the rocket is about to hit, that figure, jump down*

Pilot: Mommy!


 * The helicopter then tumbles down into ground and explodes violently. This is enough to push that high-ranking person on a nearby rock and break his leg*


 * High-ranking person then tries to grab a nearby radio communicator in an attempt to contact someone*

?: We need back-


 * Rev kicks away radio communicator that high-ranking person held before finishing his sentence*

??: What's going on? Respond dam-


 * Before the sentence is completed, Rev pulls out the batteries from radio*


 * Rev then grabs that high-ranking person above the ground*

?: No, no, NO!


 * Rev then punches that high-ranking person until he drops unconcious*


 * Several moments later*


 * Rev then Hold the high-ranking person by his neck as Pop and that figure sob hysterically and take turns slapping him until that person bleeds*

Revaeropium: And they grieved for their dead.

Revaeropium: It was raw, pure, intense sorrow.

Revaeropium: Can't partake.

Revaeropium: Mine would flood oceans.

Revaeropium: It would drown me.

Revaeropium: If I let it out.


 * Rev then puts the high-ranking person in a box and pours concrete over him, leaving only his head exposed. This kind of concrete, however, manages to solidify quickly, and feels much harder*


 * After that, Rev looks at the figure that saved him and Pop*

Revaeropium: I don't know whoever you are.

Revaeropium: But nevertheless...

Revaeropium: We owe you.

???: I'll spare you from the main question.

???: You'll see the answer in advance.


 * The figure soon removes it's clothes. Underneath the clothes is none other than...*


 * An Enderman! However, Ender seems to be missing his left arm from elbow down (including the elbow) and the stump in it's place seems to have turned gangrenous*

Revaeropium: No way...

Revaeropium: Is that really you?

An Enderman: Well, is that really YOU Rev?

Revaeropium: where were you, you wonderful bastard?

An Enderman: Where do we start...


 * Sometime later*

Popstar792: The year is 2022.

Revaeropium: 2022?

Pop and Ender: Yes.

Popstar792: You were hospitalized for 3 years.

Reaveropium: 3 years? Damn...

Revaeropium: Now. I need to contact my squad to inform them that I'm okay.

An Enderman: No, no, no.

An Enderman: You seem to not understand.

An Enderman: It's no more war nowadays.

Popstar792: It's all over. There is no more military.

Revaeropium: What are you talking about!?

Revaeropium: The war is clearly not over. Look at Them walking around.

Popstar792: We must regret to inform you.

Popstar792: But...

Revaeropium: But what?

An Enderman: *sigh*

An Enderman: They won.

Revaeropium: ...

Revaeropium: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Pop and Ender look at each other, then reluctantly nod at Rev, further cementing the truth*


 * Rev experiences a mental breakdown. He and his team went through hell, but it was all in vain, and they paid for their faliure by making Them win this war*


 * This news was far too much for Rev, so Pop and Ender start to console him for a hour, until Rev mentally recovers enough*

Reveropium: ...but what happened to our leader?

An Enderman: He's gone.

Popstar792: There are no reports about him ever since this war ended.

Revaeropium: This isn't right!

Revaeropium: Where are all the people gone!?

Revaeropium: We should have started a resistance long ago.

Revaeropium: We mus-

An Enderman: You mean the ones who survived?

An Enderman: They are forced to work 18 hours a day in extermination camps.

An Enderman: Even children.

An Enderman: None of humanity is allowed to go outside, except for the ones who truly submit and side with Them.

Popstar792: That is the fate of anyone foolish enough to rebel with them.

Popstar792: This is why there is absolutely no resistance here left.

Revaeropium: But Ender. You helped us. You might be one from some resistance.

An Enderman: No.

An Enderman: I devote my life to escaping Them.

An Enderman: I only want to live far from Them.

An Enderman: But it's nigh impossible.

An Enderman: The only thing I can do in this world is to survive as long as possible.

An Enderman: I am too far gone. Even if we return to a normal society, I am beyond physical and psychological help.

Popstar792: But...

Popstar792: You managed to capture Thrak-ul, one of most feared generals in Their army, the one who took our patients by whim.

Popstar792: Maybe there is hope.

Revaeropium: ...

Revaeropium: Excuse me.


 * Rev walks to Thrak-ul, who is already immobile under all this concrete*


 * Thrak-ul manages to get to his senses when Rev comes near him*

Thrak-ul: I am a very experienced and trained co-ordinator of my race.

Thrak-ul: Do you know in what trouble you are if you do not release?


 * Rev pays no attention to Thrak-ul's ramblings as he ties a long piece of chain around the concrete*

Thrak-ul: Whatever you are doing will be fruitless.

Thrak-ul: I will be lenient to you and the nurse if you free me.

Thrak-ul: As a very benevolent general, you have my word on that promise.


 * Rev starts to push the concrete in which is Thrak-ul closer to a nearby*

Thrak-ul: Do you realize who I am?

Thrak-ul: It would serve you best if you stop what you are doing and release me.

Thrak-ul: Understand...

Thrak-ul: *increasingly angrier* That our race is far more superior to yours.


 * Thrak-ul manages to free his right arm out of concrete using pure strength*

Thrak-ul: WHY DONT YOU LISTEN YOU IMBECILE!?

Thrak-ul: YOU ARE A GODDAMN MENTAL PATIENT!


 * Thrak-ul starts to stab Rev with a sharp concrete fragment, but Rev punches enough to stun him*


 * Rev then pours whatever remain of concrete mixture on his right arm to prevent another escape*


 * Several minutes later*


 * Thrak-ul find himself hanging over blood oceans, with the only thing keeping him safe being the chains wrapped around the concrete, held by Rev*


 * Rev then looks at him with a very angry expression*

Revaeropium: Listen here you idiot!

Revaeropium: I'm gonna ask you a simple question.

Revaeropium: And you're gonna answer it in a way I find satisfactory.

Revaeropium: And if you do not...

Revaeropium: ...you're sleeping with the fishes.

Revaeropium: Do you understand what I said?

Thrak-ul: *Nods fearfully*

Revaeropium: So...

Revaeropium: Here it goes.

Revaeropium: Where are you keeping captured resistance members?

Thrak-ul: What are you talking about?

Thrak-ul: There is no resistance.


 * Rev slowly loosens the grip on chain, as Thrak-ul shakes angrily*

Thrak-ul: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED RESISTANCE!


 * Rev is provoked to the point of releasing his hold on chains and letting Thrak-ul drop down*

Thrak-ul: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Thrak-ul: STOP, STOP!

Thrak-ul: OKAY, OKAY!


 * Rev grabs the chain at he last moment and spares Thrak-ul from death*

Thrak-ul: I'll tell you, dammit!

Thrak-ul: What you want to know?

Revaeropium: THE RESISTANCE FIGHTERS!

Revaeropium: WHERE ARE THEY!?

Thrak-ul: In the Capitol, Urgran Prison.

Thrak-ul: But it's impossible to reach it.

Thrak-ul: We have our men looking for you.

Thrak-ul: Looking for you and the nurse.

Thrak-Ul: And soon they will find you.

Thrak-ul: AND YOU ALL WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN!


 * In a hit of anger, Rev removes his grip from from the chain, dropping down Thrak-ul. Soon afterwards you can hear a loud crack and intense movement underblood, coupled with screams of agony and loud bites*


 * Ender is shown zipping up Rev's new jacket*

An Enderman: There. Done.

An Enderman: You're a handsome guy.

An Enderman: Not as handsome as me.

An Enderman: But not bad.

Revaeropium: Thanks.

An Enderman: Now...

An Enderman: Take care of any users you find.

An Enderman: Or I will come to you.

An Enderman: And you will regret it.

An Enderman: *Leans next to Rev's ear* Do we understand eachother.

Revaeropium: I understand.

An Enderman: *pats Rev on shoulder* Well then.

An Enderman: We have a long way to go.


 * Before departion, the trio nods their heads down*

Popstar792: Our father, which art in heaven.

Popstar792: Hallowed be thy name.

Popstar792: Thy kingdom come.


 * Rev and Pop hide themselves in the trunk of nearby stolen car as Ender with somewhat shoddy disguise starts driving it*

Popstar792: Thy will be done.

Popstar792: In Earth, as it is in heaven.

Popstar792: And forgive us our trespasses...

Popstar792: as we forgive them that tresspass against us.

Popstar792: And lead us not into temptation.

Popstar792: But deliver us from evil.


 * One hour later*

Guard: Everything seem to be in order.

Guard: but we will have to check your trunk.

An Enderman: Nothing to be worried about. I'm just your normal tourist.


 * That guard proceeds to open the trunks and finds Rev and Pop hiding in it. Under shock and anger, he proceeds to alert others*

Guard: SOUND THE ALA-


 * Before finishing, Ender swings a large hammer into guard's head, crushing it and sending his brain into Rev's hand, followed by a fountain of blood gushing from the hole that was his head*

An Enderman: That was a close one.

An Endermna: *grabs Rev* Here, take my hand.

An Enderman: Since we will be easily discovered, the road is not safe for now.

An Enderman: Now, shoot whatever comes in your way.

An Enderman: And worry not about me. I'll just stay in the car.


 * Pop tries to exit the trunk*

An Enderman: It's best if you stay here. *closes trunk door*

An Enderman: Good luck.


 * Rev proceeds to shoot 2 guards near him before overhearing chatter nearby*

Guard: I've heard that there is a madman on the loose who managed to take down a helicopter all by himself.

Guard 2: That sounds absurd. Our technology is far too great to be defeatable by a simple man.

Guard 3: Not only that, but he also managed to kill one of our generals, along with a platoon worth of soldiers.

Guard: Outrageous!

Guard 3: Suppose we increase security at this checkpoint.

Guard 2: Coul-


 * Guard 2 is shot by Rev, who quickly hides in nearby bushes*

Guard: What's going on!

Guard 3: He's dead.

Guard 3: It was a bullet wound.

Guard: Suppose we alert othe-


 * Rev shoots him before finishing his sentence*

Guard 3: INTRU-


 * Guard 3's throat is slit by Rev before finishing his sentence*

Revaeropium: Now that's done, let's get back to business.


 * Rev comes back to Ender's car*

An Enderman: Rev, good man! Grab on!


 * Rev holds himself by the door. Ender starts to drive again, but quickly stops because a large door blocks their way*

An Enderman: Road is blocked!

An Enderman: Find a way to get this main door opened.


 * Ender shoots down a lock near control room, revealing several soldiers who Rev shoots down*

Revaeropium: Pretty good for a guy without his arm.

Revaeropium: Now, where was I?


 * Rev opens a large command module, exposes some cables and hotwires them so that the main door opens*

An Enderman: Time to go!


 * Ender suddenly stops as machine guns start to fire from some hidden position*

An Enderman: Machine gun nest! To your right!

Revaeropium: How do we take down those?

An Enderman: Use nearby rocks for cover on your left, bypass their POV and flank them from their right side.

Revaeropium: Got it.


 * Rev runs like crazy and does what Ender told him, flushing out the nest by pouring gasoline in a small crack and setting it ablaze. You can hear agonious screams and see guard's skin melt from their muscles like ice-cream, while painful blisters and fourth-degree burns form on what remains*

Revaeropium: *looks at his doings* Oops, forgot to add salt.

Revaeropium: But nah, at least it's crispy.


 * Rev runs back to Ender's car. However, they are suddenly attacked by a robot thrice the size of man. Rev slips from Ender's car and is almost stomped on by the robot itself, but quickly rolls away and gets up*

An Enderman: Don't shoot it! That armor is too thick. Trust me.

An Enderman: I tried it before.

An Enderman: Find it's weak spot somewhere and unload it all.


 * Rev notices some cables attached to the robot itself. He then tricks it into snapping the cables themselves by distracting it*


 * As those cables are used to transfer the power source, Rev unload an entire rifle round into exposed holes, causing the robot to run around erratically and slam into nearby rock, exploding it*

An Enderman: Woohoo.

An Enderman: I guess I owe you one.

An Enderman: Now quick, let's go. We can't be late for this now.


 * Rev gets back into the trunk as Ender rides far away*


 * 2 hours later*

Location: ?

Temperature (outside the bunker): -40 degrees C

Temperature (nside the bunker): 21 degrees C


 * Ender opens some suitcases and reveals Rev and Pop in them, visibly annoyed for being stuffed so long*

Rev and Pop: What was that for?

An Enderman: I had to smuggle you here some way.

Popstar792: At least you could have the courtesy of leaving breathing holes.

Revaeropium: Besides, I need to take a piss.


 * Rev does what he must and comes back*

Popstar792: Where are we anyways?

An Enderman: Men's restroom.

Popstar792: WHER-

An Enderman: Kidding of course.

An Enderman: Men's restroom is to the right actually.

Popstar792: Geez, you could have said it before.

An Enderman: Now.

An Enderman: You two are next to the train station that will lead you to The Capitol.

An Enderman: You must simply enter the train, wait for it to arrive to your destination and do what you must.

Revaeropium: But aren't you coming with us.

An Enderman: No.

An Enderman: This is your fight now.

An Enderman: I promised myself to only get myself into fights when I'm in danger.

An Enderman: I am a doomed man, with no arm nor any bright future.

An Enderman: For I will roam this Earth 'till the end times.

An Enderman: So long, my friends.

An Enderman: We will all come to another place...

An Enderman: in a better world than this one...


 * Ender leaves the restroom slowly and is never again seen or heard by Rev*


 * Several minutes later*


 * Rev finds himself inside the train. The train itself looks quite dieselpunk aesthetically, with gritty walls and furniture, but outfitted with very modern technology*

Revaeropium: Me and my friends.

Revaeropium: On a night train.

Revaeropium: The very definition of comfy.


 * Rev is making some coffee from a nearby vending machine. He makes two, but is unable to stop the machine, so he punches it and it stops*

Revaeropium: You know the drill Rev.

Revaeropium: You're just another bastard going for his nightly joe*


 * Cargo doors open to reveal an intimidating military commander with physique similar to Jason Voorhees, followed by a regular soldier and a slightly smaller military officer. The due sits down as that soliders resumes to nearby door*

Revaeropium: *to himself* Follow the first rule of introverts - Avoid eye contact.


 * Rev carries his coffee when suddenly, the large commander puts his dinner plate-sized hand on his shoulder with enough strength to stop Rev*


 * Rev then looks at commander's face and is washed by fear and sweat. Commander himself then inches closer to Rev, before saying*

Commander: Put that coffee down. *sits back*

Revaeropium: *fearful nod*


 * Before putting down his coffee, Rev is grabbed by that same man, who looks at him again*

Commander: Wait, let me look at you.

Commander: Hmm.

Commander: Very desirable features.

Commander: Don't you think so?

Officer: Yes.

Officer: I likes his cheekbones, jaw and his bold look*

Commander: Sit, please.


 * Rev sits on the opposite chair*

Commander: Pardon me for being so scary at you.

Commander: I am Colonel Drakkon.

Drakkon: And this here is my childhood friend, Major Verthag.

Drakkon: Is that right pal?

Verthag: We're more than that, friend.

Verthag: We are blood brothers.


 * Small chuckles from both*

Drakkon: But now.

Drakkon: I have a test for you.

Drakkon: It is designed to determine if someone has traits that are undesirable to our lord.

Drakkon: We must regularlly seperate the wheat from the chaff.

Drakkon: Besides, it's survival of the fittest here.

Drakkon: Kill or be killed.

Drakkon: it's the only remain strong as out species.

Drakkon: But judging by your looks though.

Drakkon: This might be child's play to you.

Drakkon: But if you fail.

Drakkon: Well, we wanted to paint this train with red anyway.

Drakkon: capiche?


 * Rev's silence and fear causes Drakkon and Verthag to laugh*

Drakkon: It's just like going back to school! *chuckles*

Drakkon: But answer truthfully.

Drakkon: If you go for the gun... *loads another magazine*

Drakkon: I'll turn you into Swiss cheese.

Drakkon: Let's begin.


 * Drakkon puts two pictures on the table. On the left is a soldier doing some unspeakable acts, and to the right is a dove flying above a laurel wreath*

Drakkon: Choose which one of these two excites you the most.


 * Rev points at dove*

Drakkon: Well then.

Drakkon: Choose the picture that makes you happy.


 * To the left is an infant with down syndrome being gruesomely tortured and subjected to horrible things, and to the right is a sunflower*


 * Rev points at sunflower*

Drakkon: Interesting.

Drakkon: Soldier, do you think this man is undesirable?

Solider: I don't know, Colonel. I can't tell.

Drakkon: Well, the answer will come to the surface soon.

Drakkon: For your final question.

Drakkon: Choose the picture that makes you disgusted.


 * To the left is a person being lazy, and to the right is someone slicing open a pregnant woman's stomach and throwing the fetus into the woodchipper*


 * Rev proceeds to point, but his hand is grabbed by Drakkon*

Drakkon: I forgot to tell you.

Drakkon: This is your final question.

Drakkon: Use your brain.


 * Rev points at lazy person. However, Drakkon grabs him by his hair and puts his pistol in Rev's mouth and sends others into alert*

Drakkon: I tell you.

Drakkon: If you were one of undesirables...

Drakkon: ...you would have gone for the gun.


 * Drakkon frees Rev and removes his gun*

Verthag: You must excuse my friend.

Verthag: He is addicted to playing these games with random people.


 * Drakkon and Verthag laugh*

Drakkon: These pictures!?

Drakkon: Those are from vacations, old war photos, you get the idea.

Drakkon: Besides, my inescaping eye can spot the most well-hidden impurities.

Drakkon: Well then soldier. He can go now.

Drakkon: And don't forget the coffee for your friend.


 * Rev takes his coffee. This experience alone has left him with so many questions*


 * Rev eventually reaches passanger rooms, when Pop opens the door*

Popstar792: Rev, in here.


 * Rev enters quickly*


 * Pop notices 2 coffee cups*

Popstar792: Rev.

Revaeropium: Yes?

Popstar792: Is that for me?

Revaeropium: If you want, then yes.


 * Rev gives Pop the coffee*


 * Rev then notices that there is a bed in their room*

Popstar792: Rev.

Revaeropium: What?

Popstar792: There is only one bed here.

Popstar792: Is that a problem for you?

Revaeropium: Well...

TO BE CONTINUED

Cast (Users):

Revaeropium Popstar792 An Enderman

Cast (Non-users):

Drakkon Verthag Thrak-ul

Deaths so far:

Rooster78 (Bullet wounds and bleeding) (Prologue/Chapter 1) Commandant Cyan Ryan (Head crushed) (Prologue/Chapter 1) Yoshfico123 (Experimented on) (Chapter 2) Doctor (Shot in head) (Chapter 2) MTs (Shot in head) (Chapter 2) Patients (Shot, throats slit or experimented on) (Chapter 2)

Injuries so far:

ElectroAaronDYnamix (Broken feet, bullet injuries) (Chapter 1) Revaeropium (Head trauma, scars, vision impairment) (Chapter 2) Popstar792 (Hit in head, broken and bloody nose) (Chapter 2) An Enderman (Missing left arm, gangrene) (Unknown)

Unknown fate:

SCP-Deadlock (Unknown) (Prologue/Chapter 1) Chicken10 (Unknown) (Prologue/Chapter 1) MinecraftPastaWriter (Unknown) (Prologue/Chapter 1) WhoWatchesTheToasters (Unknown) (Prologue/Chapter 1) ElectroAaronDYnamix (MIA) (Chapter 2) TheMysteriousHood (MIA) (Chapter 2) An Enderman (Disappeared) (Chapter 3) Thrak-Ul (Unknown, presumed dead) (Chapter 3) 