Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-25997078-20170726172431

1, or possibly 2 days ago, the woozle of foozles threw a poozle poodle party. But the party was crashed because that part of the story was gobbled up by termites. The onion named onion tried to fix it, but failed because he forgot how to breathe. Unfortunately, crap just got real. So, as always, the sus sauce of Swaws Citytic failed to make it into the story so a perfectly normal crab came out of his perfectly random rock and said "I TOLD YOU CRAP GOT REAL!" But he also failed to make it into the story so the universe ripped into three hundred quadrillion hyperdimensional pieces and revealed a giant whirlpool of death. Suddenly, Kirby hopped out of fiction and was so cute. The world thought he was cute. The universe thought he was cute but before it could dance to the silent music it got eaten by a giant grapefruit. A new universe appeared out of anything but it was nothing so Kirby danced in the pot of gold next to a computer next to a rainbow. The Giants of Smallville has decreed that the following sentence shall only be made out of automated text. Pizza and the shoelaces can help him gain speed of the best way for you guys think of the best way to get her back. Did that not make sense? Okay, back to the story. Sonic the Hedgehog and Sanic the Hgog came of the bush. The Bush grew pears. But pears come from trees so the Bush didn't make sense. Kirby's dead body decayed into a multidimensional rubiks cube. Suddenly, a bull came crashing through the fourth wall and got hit by a car. The bull was not hurt because he was dead. That sentence was messed up so I am going to end it off here. 