Board Thread:Writing Workshop/@comment-34313696-20191220170507

The Battle of The Characters

Month 1

By: [REDACTED]

You Picked Them,

Now They Fight

Teams:

Alpha-

Captain: Gandalf

Team: Norse Thor

Thanos 

Merlin (boy) 

Aladdin 

Beta-

Captain: Jon 

Team: Santa Claus

Magnus Chase 

Chuck Norris

Godzilla

Cuatro-

Captain: The Mandolorian 

Team: Rocket Raccoon

Tarren 

Spyro 

General Grievous

Delzoppo-

Captain: Fox

Team: Captain America

Groot

Goku

Arrem

Economic Instability-

Captain: Darth Vader

Team: Dumbledore

Doom Guy 

Mr. Adams 

Kirby 

Felicity-

Captain: VSCO-Yoda

Team: Percy Jackson 

Legolas 

Varvan

Cap’n Crunch 

Golf Course-

Captain: Caden Barksdale

Team: Gannondorf

Samus Aran 

An Omega-tubbie 

Eragon

Hotel California-

Captain: Riker

Team: Elsa 

Rick 

Costco Sample Guy

Luke Skywalker

Referees: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mordon

Next Month Voting

The Story

'''Eight figures stood outside a castle in an abyss of realities. All were prepared to fight for their worlds and come out victorious. Much was at stake here...'''

'''Riker stood nervously outside the castle door. Gandalf leaned on his staff. Darth Vader stood very still and breathed his famous breathing. Jon checked his weapons several times. Fox let his tail blow in the wind and checked the com set on his head. VSCO-Yoda looked at pictures of turtles on his smartphone. Caden looked oddly at everyone, obviously confused.'''

'''“Didn’t I write you?” he asked Riker. No response.'''

And the newcomer, the Mandalorian just stood calmly.

All reflected on their lives and worlds (except VSCO-Yoda, who was immersing himself in his #savetheturtles group chat).

'''The Mandalorian was a little torn. Mordon had chosen him to represent Disney, but he felt closer ties to the old Lucasfilm universe. He also couldn’t help but notice the baby Yoda sticker on VSCO-Yoda’s hydro-saber. Nevertheless, he was still determined not to go down. He’d just have to kill the non-Star Wars characters first.'''

Like that old man, he thought, staring down Gandalf.

Gandalf stared back without blinking.

They were still staring at each other when Mordon arrived.

“Hello everybody,” he said in unusual cheer, “I trust today has been pleasant.”

He stared at everyone who gave him confused stares.

'''Mordon slapped his own forehead, “Oh, yeah! Today’s the day you are all gonna fight for the existence of your worlds. How could I forget?”'''

“Who are you again?” asked Caden.

'''“I am,” Mordon began, “Mordonisiċ, being of the balance of all the Multiverse, I was created by the Wearer-of-Wool in the year 2017 in his mind to act as a not-always murderous God like all the other ones. You may call me Mordon.”'''

'''Mordon threw aside his cloak to reveal a man in a suit, fedora, and cape made of shadows. His one body was black as the gravity wells which bear the name black holes. However, he had a regular humanoid face with entirely black eyes. He straightened his tie and hovered over to the platform, landing in the center of the group. A shimmer appeared behind him and the Wool-Wearer had returned. He gestured and the platform broke apart into 8 equal pieces plus the one which he and Mordon stood on. He then shimmered away.'''

'''A rumbling sound was made, and the castle door fell open, and the portcullis was raised up. The castle drew all inside. Mordon snapped and appeared inside.'''

'''“Now,” Mordon chuckled, “You shall meet your teams. Gandalf! Step forward, Gandalf the Grey.”'''

Gandalf did as he was told.

'''“Gandalf, you are the captain of team Alpha. Your team will consist of Thor of Norse Myth, Thanos of Titan, Merlin the Young, and Aladdin without his Genie.”'''

'''The four mentioned people appeared, frozen in time before Gandalf and on his island. A red banner with a golden eagle joined them.'''

'''Mordon turned, “Jon Kenyon! Step forward. You are the captain of team Beta. Your team is Santa Claus, Magnus Chase, Chuck Norris, and Godzilla.”'''

'''Once again the people appeared on Jon’s platform with an Orange banner and black eagle. '''

When he got to Fox’s team, there was some confusion.

“Fox, you are team Delzoppo with Groot, Captain America, Arrem, and Goku,” Mordon stopped however, when Fox raised his hand.

“That’s great, but what does Delzoppo mean?” He asked.

“Honestly, I don’t know.” Mordon responded.

'''Mordon repeated it and summoned all of the battlers to their respective teams. He then summoned an unfrozen Obi-Wan Kenobi.'''

“Hello there,” said Kenobi.

“General Kenobi,” he began, “You will assist me as a referee.”

He snapped and Obi-Wan was turned into his Episode 3 form and was wearing black and white striped Jedi robes.

'''“Battlers,” Mordon said unfreezing everyone, “You are here fighting for your worlds. The first team to die will have their world destroyed. You have one hour to formulate. After that, you will have 3 days to battle it out. The environment is to be chosen by the Wheel of Fate. It is all detailed on this document. I’ll just give it a little spin and we’ll see where it lands.” '''

'''Mordon spun the wheel and it landed on 11. '''

'''“Looks like the battle is on Krypton,” he stated. “Your time starts now.”'''

With that, he snapped and everyone was sent to a separate planning room.

“So,” said Caden looking at his team, “Any ideas?”

'''Samus stared back and Gannondorf polished his sword. The Omega-Tubbie sat motionless and said nothing. Eragon sat doing absolutely nothing, fiddling with a stone. '''

“Good talk,” laughed Caden nervously.

No one else laughed.

'''“Gentlemen,” wheezed Vader, “Our mission is simple, we must slaughter the others like the scum they are. Unfortunately, a few of our members cannot talk. This will make battle cooperation a bit more difficult.”'''

“Poyo!” responded Kirby.

'''The Doom Guy nodded while Mr. Adams and Dumbledore shared a glass of Choccy Milk. Vader wheezed his dismay.'''

“Cease your consumption of that liquid,” he coughed.

“Lighten up,” laughed Mr. Adams, “Try some of it before you’re so judgemental.’

'''Vader decided that since this was the end of the world, or a world, at least, he might as well take a sip- just one sip- of the brown liquid. He removed his helmet, drank some and placed the helmet back on.'''

'''“This,” Vader sputtered, “This drink is delicious. My allies, we cannot perish in this battle. We must prevail, for if we die, this drink will no longer be able to be consumed. WE MUST FIGHT!”'''

The others cheered (or like Doom Guy, just raised a fist) and prepared for war.

'''“Save the turtles we must,” stated VSCO-Yoda, “Be it from whether the Soggies, Orcs, or Time Gods. Matter not it does what thrown is our way. Prevail we will.”'''

'''“One question Yoda,” piped up Cap’n Crunch, “Why should we save the turtles? What if we don’t want to?”'''

Angered by the sacrilege, VSCO-Yoda activated his Hydro-saber and sliced off Crunch’s arms.

“Anger leads to hate it may, power weapon it is nonetheless,” said VSCO-Yoda standing over Crunch’s screaming body, “Questions anyone else has?”

Silence reigned supreme.

“I like turtles,” Percy Jackson offered.

'''“Good that is. The plan is…”'''

'''The Mandalorian looked over his team. He had a lightsaber-wielding cyborg, a brooding elf, a raccoon holding a heavy rocket launcher, and a small young dragon.'''

It would have to do.

'''“Much is at stake here,” Riker began, looking out over his teammates. “Worlds'''

'''are at stake. Whoever wins, thousands will die. A world will be destroyed. But I am determined to succeed.”'''

'''“Riker,” Luke said. “If Darth Vader’s team loses, my world is destroyed.”'''

'''“That is true,” said Riker. “We’ll have to defeat the others before moving on to him. Luke nodded. Costco Sample Guy offered Elsa a small cup of cheese.'''

'''“Ready for some fighting?” Rick asked. “Like Forsith all over again?”'''

“Who’s Forsith?” asked Luke.

'''Gandalf surveyed his team. They were good. He had a solid chance of saving Middle-Earth, at least for today.'''

'''“Gentlemen,” he said. “Today we fight. Men will die. A world will be lost. But it must not be one of our worlds. We must prevail. Future battles do not concern us now. What tomorrow brings will come tomorrow. But today we fight!”'''

'''“Hear, hear!” cried Norse Thor. “Asgard will triumph!”'''

“I’m ready,” said young Merlin.

“Our victory is inevitable,” said Thanos.

'''“Just gotta keep one jump ahead of the competition,” grinned Aladdin. “Wish I had my genie.”'''

“Are we all prepared?” Jon asked, looking over his teammates.

'''“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Chuck Norris responded, cracking his knuckles. Godzilla cracked his massive versions.'''

“It’s like Valhalla, though, isn’t it?” asked Magnus Chase.

“What do you mean?” asked Santa Claus.

“Well, if we die, we don’t actually die, right?” he asked.

'''“No,” said Jon. “But the losing captain’s world is destroyed by a supernatural being.”'''

'''“Oh,” said Magnus Chase. “So like Valhalla, but somebody gets Ragnarok.”'''

'''“OK, I googled Delzoppo, but it only came up with Italian restaurants. Does anyone know what it means?”'''

'''Fox looked at his team, judging their abilities. They had a fighting chance, but he knew the opposition was powerful too. Goku stood not far off. He would be an asset. Arrem stood alone, met Fox’s eyes, and nodded. He would be useful too.'''

“I am Groot,” said Groot, breaking the silence.

“I am Fox,” Fox replied.

“I am Groot,” Groot responded.

“I am Steve Rogers,” Captain America said.

“I’m Goku,” said Goku.

“I am Groot.”

Day 1

The Battle Begins

'''“Ready?” a voice rang through each of the rooms. A pause.'''

'''“Whatever. Regardless, let the battle begin!”'''

A door opened in the rooms, and the teams started to leave, emerging onto Krypton.

'''Gandalf walked from the planning room into the landscape of Krypton, followed by Thor and Thanos. Merlin and Aladdin followed close behind the pair.'''

“A whole new world,” Aladdin breathed, looking around at the terrain of the foreign planet.

'''The Mandalorian stalked elsewhere on the planet. Tarren strode beside him, his hand resting on his sword. The rest of the team followed.'''

'''Fox and Captain America began to climb up some abandoned metal structure, Arrem following suit, while Goku flew to the top and Groot stood guard on the ground. Reaching the top, Fox surveyed the terrain. He could see clearly in the distance Godzilla, towering above the earth, and thought he noticed someone else, Jon perhaps, next to the behemoth’s foot. Back in the castle, he saw the Omega-tubbie standing behind the castle’s keep. Looking around, he saw nobody else.'''

'''“See anything?” asked Captain America. “Other than the giant monsters, I mean.”'''

'''“Not much,” said Fox. “Not much.”'''

'''“I don’t trust this place,” grunted Arrem. “It seems so lifeless.”'''

“Nobody here but us, I think,” said Goku.

'''“I AM GROOT!” yelled Groot suddenly. The others leapt to the edge of the building to find that their ally was under attack.'''

Riker walked through the wreckage of some sort of metallic vehicle, Luke following behind.

“Let me know if you see anyone,” whispered the Jedi.

'''Darth Vader, Mr. Adams, Doom Guy, Dumbledore, and Kirby walked around the castle, looking for any other combatants. It appeared that the structure was empty. Good. It would be theirs. Vader led the group through the courtyard to the stone keep in its center.'''

'''“Hold on, Groot!” yelled Fox, leaping from the building to where Groot was fighting Percy Jackson, who swung Riptide at Groot in an attempt to wound him. Groot roared and threw Jackson aside before he was confronted by VSCO-Yoda.'''

“SKSKSKSKSKSSKS!” yelled the Jedi Master.

“I am Groot!” yelled the Galaxy Guardian.

'''VSCO-Yoda leapt at Groot, brandishing his hydro-saber, and slashed Groot’s left arm before a vine lashed out, knocking him aside. Fox fired at VSCO-Yoda, who deflected the blast back at Fox, who reflected it back at VSCO-Yoda, who dodged it nimbly. Arrem and Percy Jackson engaged in a swordfight, their blades clashing.'''

'''Percy summoned what water he could find and blasted it at Arrem, pushing the dwarf off his feet. Jackson leapt forward and prepared to finish Arrem with Riptide but stumbled back from a sudden barrage of flame. He retaliated with a jet of water, but Arrem fired a bolt of fire into the water, and it evaporated. Rushing forward, Arrem knocked Riptide from Percy’s grasp and stabbed the teenager in the stomach.'''

'''Captain America threw his shield, knocking Legolas away as he tried to fire an arrow. VSCO-Yoda forced the First Avenger back into a building while simultaneously lopping off one of Groot’s arms. Varvan emerged from behind a corner and blasted at the first target he saw: Arrem. The dwarf ducked the radiation and launched a blaze at his young friend.'''

“Hello, Varvan,” said the dwarf.

'''“Oh, hi, Arrem,” Varvan said. “Did you know that there are estimated to be between only 34,000 and 36,000 nesting female leatherback turtles left in the wild?” “What now?” asked Arrem, running towards Varvan while dodging the young mysmyth’s next blast of radiation.'''

'''“It’s quite interesting,” said Varvan. “And sad.” With that, he morphed into a large winged sea turtle, which flew into Arrem and blasted him backwards with a surge of magic.'''

'''“Impressive,” the dwarf grunted, channeling a mighty wave of flame at the behemoth, knocking it into a decaying metal structure. Varvan shifted back into his normal form and threw a wave of radiation at Arrem, who disintegrated it with a blast of fire.'''

'''Goku blasted a powerful charge of energy at Legolas, who ducked the blast, which destroyed the building behind the elf. The elf returned fire with three arrows in rapid succession, which Goku dodged.'''

'''Fox fired several more times at VSCO-Yoda. The Jedi dodged the shots with ease,  forcing the Fox aside before leaping once more at Groot and plunging his blade into him. Groot roared and toppled to the ground.'''

“I… am… Groot.”

“Save the turtles, at any cost,” said VSCO-Yoda.

'''“Let’s get out of here,” said Arrem, knocking over Varvan with a stream of flame. The teenager coughed but started to rise again, while Arrem raced away, Fox, Captain America, and Goku followed. VSCO-Yoda did not pursue them, but Legolas fired a well-aimed arrow at Captain America. Captain America turned just in time and blocked the shaft with his shield before disappearing towards the castle with the remainder of Team Delzoppo.'''

Cap’n Crunch hobbled around a corner, armless.

“It’s magically delicious,” he muttered, still delirious from VSCO-Yoda’s attack.

'''Vader strode into the castle keep, throwing open the door to find that it was already occupied. Caden sat on a velvet couch next to Eragon.'''

'''“Surrender and die quickly,” said Vader, drawing his lightsaber. A laser blast flew towards him from the corner, and the Sith Lord deflected it back at Samus, who ducked the bolt. Firing twice more, Samus rushed Darth Vader, who prepared to strike when Eragon whispered a word and a blast of fire knocked Vader to the floor. Samus leveled her blaster at him, but with a wave of his hand, Vader knocked the bounty hunter aside.'''

'''Ganondorf leapt towards Vader, knocking the lightsaber from his grasp. The two fought hand-to-hand, while Dumbledore approached Eragon, waving his wand. A beam of light shot out, which Eragon barely dodged.'''

'''“Brisingr!” Eragon cried, drawing his sword, and using it to send a stream of blue flame at Dumbledore, who raised a shield just in time. Mr. Adams approached Caden.'''

'''“Why weren’t you at Write Club last week, Caden?” he asked, using a pressure washer to shoot a blast of watered-down school chocolate milk. Caden jumped behind the couch.'''

'''Doom Guy and Samus were firing at each other. Doom Guy leapt forward and kicked Samus in the face, throwing her against the wall. Samus fired at him but missed, and he aimed his blaster, ready to fire.'''

'''A tremendous noise filled the air as bricks crumbled to the ground from the roof and walls and the air was filled with dust. Ganondorf and Vader were knocked apart.'''

'''An angry roar filled the air as the Omega-tubbie attacked, tossing the keep roof aside. Grabbing Doom Guy, it hurled him out of the keep into the castle wall, which collapsed on top of him from the impact. Darth Vader forced his lightsaber back into his hand and leapt at the monstrosity, but was swatted aside. Mr. Adams whistled, and his bicycle flew into the wreckage of the keep. Jumping aboard, he began to ride away.'''

“Time to go,” he said.

'''Samus tossed Caden a blaster and the pair began firing at the fleeing Team Economic Instability. Dumbledore blocked the blasts with a magic shield. Eragon whispered another word in the ancient language, and the ground opened up in front of Mr. Adams. Not pausing, Adams kept going, his bicycle flying speedily over the gap. Dumbledore waved his wand and a bridge appeared, which Dumbledore used to escape. Kirby summoned a warp star and simply flew over. Darth Vader vaulted himself over the chasm and they fled the keep. The Omega-tubbie tried to follow, but got a mouthful of watered-down choccy milk. Sputtering, it stopped the pursuit.'''

Doom Guy rose from the rubble and walked away from the castle without being seen.

'''Elsewhere, Jon led Team Beta towards Team Hotel California. Riker saw them in the distance, because of Godzilla, and looked back at his team. This would be a hard fight. The two met at opposite sides of a great crevasse. Jon energized his sword and prepared for a Great War or at least a battle. A great one though. Santa reached into his bag of goodies and produced two M1911 American Combat Pistols. Magnus Chase drew his blade and twirled it around. Chuck Norris needed no weapons. Godzilla, well, doesn’t need explaining. Riker shapeshifted into a large dragon and roared. Rick the raptor roared, and Costco Sample Guy got out some Potato Chip Samples and a foldable table. Luke readied his lightsaber and stood in a defensive pose. And Elsa played Let it Go on a mega speaker, ruining the entire scene. '''

'''With a war cry, Jon and team Beta charged at Hotel California. The dragon Riker quickly took flight. It was now, however, that the sides realized that it was in fact quite difficult to attack one another with a giant crevice in the way. Elsa quickly created and ice bridge, allowing Team Hotel California to attack their new opponents. Jon threw his energized steel sword and it tore off Elsa’s head. Chuck Norris ran over and delivered a sidekick to the crotch of Luke Skywalker before savagely beating him up. Santa Claus put away his pistols and threw burning chunks of coal at Team Hotel California.'''

“Your on my naughty list!” he screamed.

'''Magnus Chase began getting some samples from Costco Sample Guy when CSG pulled out a Mossberg shotgun and blasted him in the stomach. Chase fell backwards and CSG fired again into his face. Rick the Raptor ran over and began to munch on the fallen teen. Godzilla, meanwhile, was slapping around dragon Riker like a ping-pong ball. Riker escaped, only to be grabbed and thrown into an old wall. He changed back into his human form and portalled to the ground. Godzilla raced towards him. Riker opened a portal that sucked in Godzilla. A few minutes later, a large BOOM was heard near the battle as Godzilla hit the ground.'''

'''The Costco Sample Guy was throwing toothpicks with deadly accuracy. One pierced Santa’s bag, and the contents spilt on the ground. Santa, angered, picked up a WWII Machine gun and started firing at the Costco Sample Guy. He hid behind his foldable table, which soon became riddled with holes. The CSG pulled out his Mossberg and started firing back.'''

'''Riker found Jon and mounted Rick. When Jon saw this, he was extremely displeased.'''

'''“HEY!!!” screamed Jon. “THAT’S MY RIDE!!!” Rick shrugged (as well as a velociraptor can shrug).'''

'''Luke force-pushed Chuck Norris away from him, drawing his lightsaber. Norris aimed a roundhouse kick at Luke, who vaulted over him and slashed at his neck. Chuck ducked the blow and, leaping forward, punched Luke in the chest. Luke forced him away again. Chuck decided it was time for the big guns and pulled out a Mini-Uzi. He began to riddle Luke with bullets. The Jedi hero managed to deflect all but one bullet, which tore through his spleen. Luke responded by throwing his saber towards Norris, who did a leaping somersault, grabbed the saber and brought it down on its former master, slicing him into two neat pieces.'''

'''Seeing his Jedi comrade fall, Riker decided it was time to retreat. He opened two portals, and Team Hotel California leaped through them, emerging elsewhere on Krypton. Rick let out a parting belch of blue energy, which knocked Jon over.'''

“Two down, three to go for that team,” said Jon.

“True, but we’re down one too,” said Chuck Norris, inspecting the body of Magnus Chase.

'''“He wasn’t much help anyways,” responded Santa. “I don’t even know which list he was on.”'''

'''Godzilla stepped over to the group and surveyed the wreckage. His rump had taken a large hit when he had fallen.'''

'''It was at this time however, that two more teams arrived at the crevice. Team Alpha and Economic Instability both arrived, attracted by the presence of Godzilla, a very large target.'''

“Kill them all,” coughed The Dark Lord of The Sith.

“Not one step back!” yelled Gandalf to his team.

“Defensive formations!” yelled Jon.

'''Godzilla fired a blast of laser breath which sent people flying in every direction. Gandalf blocked most of the damage by raising a shield of magic. However, Godzilla kicked him, sending him flying into the chasm to his death, far, far below. An eagle appeared out of nowhere and scooped him up to places unknown…'''

'''Godzilla roared and swung down at Darth Vader, who leapt to the side, slashing off one of the huge reptilian’s fingers. He screamed in rage, and slashed at Vader with his good hand. Vader did the same maneuver, and this time, his lightsaber cut deep into his wrist.'''

'''Thanos raced towards Santa, kicking the old man several yards away. Santa grunted and rose, firing a shot into Thanos’ arm. The titan merely grunted, then hurled Magnus Chase’s body at Kris Kringle, flattening him. Santa pushed the corpse of but was thrown into the chasm by Thanos.'''

'''Falling out of sight, Santa nevertheless rose a moment later in a rocket-powered sleigh armed with a turret. He fired at Thanos, who took cover behind Godzilla’s leg. Norse Thor raised Mjolnir. Clouds gathered in the sky, and a bolt of lightning shot down, connecting with the hammer. Pointing it at Santa’s sleigh, Thor blasted the vehicle out of the sky. Santa crawled out dazed from the smoking wreckage and collapsed behind Jon, who was knocked over by a high-pressure jet of chocolate milk.'''

'''Vader encountered Merlin, and threw his lightsaber at him. The magic teenager stretched his hand and stopped the saber mid-throw. Merlin pushed it back, but the Sith lord stopped it too. It was a battle of mind powers, and before it could end, Kirby swung his hammer and swept Merlin off his feet. Before Kirby could finish him off, however, Norse Thor’s hammer slammed into him and sent him accidentally into Aladdin, breaking his arm. Aladdin grunted in pain, stumbling backwards, and then vanished into thin air.'''

“What just happened?” Santa asked, rising to his feet before disappearing in the same manner as Aladdin.

'''“There!” Jon cried, pointing to the top of a building where the Mandalorian was re-aiming his Amban phase-pulse blaster. Godzilla roared and swung his tail into the building, wrecking it and sending Mando flying. '''

'''General Grievous whirled through the air and began dueling Jon, four sabers against one. Spyro flew down and began clawing at Dumbledore, who blasted the dragon in the eye with a spell. Spyro yowled and went after Mr. Adams instead, breathing fire at him. Adams extinguished the flames with choccy milk and blasted the dragon away.'''

'''Rocket Raccoon fired at Darth Vader, who forced the missile towards Jon and Grievous instead, knocking them both to the ground. Godzilla roared and threw a metal building at Rocket, crushing him.'''

'''The Mandalorian rose from the surrounding wreckage and aimed his disintegrator at Merlin, who used magic to push it to the side. Mando’s shot went off target. Norse Thor blasted at the Mandalorian with more lightning. It missed and Mando hid behind more wreckage.'''

'''Tarren leapt from a building, burying his blade in Godzilla’s calf, and climbing up, using his sword to stab into the massive reptile and climb higher. Godzilla roared and jumped onto his back, smashing it into the ground around the chasm, but luckily for Tarren the part that he was on was over the crevasse, so he wasn’t crushed. He leapt to the side of the ravine and decided to lay low and let Godzilla think he was dead.'''

Thanos was less lucky, and was crushed beneath two hundred thousand tons of reptile flesh.

'''The Mandalorian leapt out from behind the wreckage and raced towards Jon and Grievous, who were still dueling. The bounty hunter kicked Jon, who slashed at him with his energy blade. The blade was stopped by the Mandalorian’s Beskar armor. Mando activated his flamethrower but as he did Godzilla kicked him several dozen meters away. He landed with a crunch and several Beskar plates fell off his armor. He groaned in pain.'''

'''Jon had had enough, and he called Chuck Norris and Godzilla to retreat. They needed to regroup before any more of his teammates were lost. Climbing onto Godzilla’s leg, Team Beta fled the scene. An eagle appeared in the sky, ridden by a mysterious white figure. The eagle grabbed Merlin and flew off, Norse Thor flying after it with Mjolnir. Darth Vader ordered his team to withdraw, and the three teams set off in separate directions.'''

Team Cuatro remained by the crevasse, recovering from the violent onslaught.

'''Team Delzoppo was outside the castle wall. They found the massive pile of rubble where the Omega-tubbie had thrown Doom Guy. And they saw, of course the Omega-tubbie.'''

It saw them too.

'''With a horrific screech, the tubbie thundered towards them, Samus following behind and firing. Arrem knocked Samus over with a blast of fire while Fox fired futilely at the Omega-tubbie.'''

'''Goku raised his hands, summoning a powerful ball of energy, which he hurtled into the Omega-tubbie, knocking it over with a crash onto the castle wall, crumbling it further. It rose angrier than before, kicking Goku away with a fuzzy foot.'''

Captain America blocked a giant punch from Gannondorf, and swung his shield into his face, breaking his nose.

“Do you really think you can beat me?” Gannondorf chided.

“I don’t need to,” said Cap.

'''Gannondorf turned around and was hit with Fox’s fire fox. The move sent him flying into a wall, wrecking that one too.'''

'''Arrem set the knocked-over Omega-Tubbie on fire, and the flames spread quickly up it’s leg and it screamed in agony. It began flailing its limbs, wrecking the castle. Everyone got out as fast as they could, except for Gannondorf, who was squashed by rock and flaming Tubbie. Rolling around, the Omega-tubbie extinguished the flames and wrecked the entire castle. '''

'''VSCO-Yoda and his team had once again found Team Delzoppo. As they approached, VSCO-Yoda knocked aside all of Fox’s teammates and went for him. Using quick thinking, Fox spoke as VSCO-Yoda ran at him.'''

'''“VSCO-Yoda!” Fox cried, pointing at the Omega-Tubbie. “I saw him using a plastic straw, and it was huge!”'''

'''“WHAT!?” VSCO-Yoda turned to face the Omega-Tubbie and charged. Fox smiled, and Team Delzoppo left. '''

'''“DARE HOW YOU?!?!” screamed the small VSCO master as he threw his hydro-saber into the monsters calf. “ENDANGERING TURTLES YOU ARE!!!”'''

'''The Omega-tubbie roared as the blade sliced into his leg. He swung his fist at VSCO-Yoda, but was stopped by a blast of radiation from Varvan. It screamed as the blast hit it’s fist, but it kept going at VSCO-Yoda. He barely dodged the blow as it collided with the ground, and he swung his saber into the wrist of the Omega-tubbie. It howled, then knocked aside VSCO-Yoda.'''

'''Cap’n Crunch was cowering behind a large rock, still armless. As he peeked over at the battle of VSCO-Yoda and the Omega-Tubbie, a blast of laser fire struck the rock he was hiding behind. Samus had found him.'''

“Crunchatize me Cap’n!” He screamed to VSCO-Yoda.

Unfortunately for him, VSCO-Yoda was battling the Omega-Tubbie.

'''The laser fire stopped suddenly. Cap’n Crunch poked his head out. He was immediately shot several times by Samus, and he fell to the ground. He uttered his last words:'''

'''“Give me that peanut butter crunch. . .”'''

'''Legolas was fighting Eragon. As their battle ensued, Caden popped out from behind a rock and shot at Legolas with the gun he had received, but missed, as Caden was not used to using one. Legolas glared and aimed at him, and Caden hid back behind the rock, dropping his weapon.'''

'''VSCO-Yoda continued to attack the Omega-Tubbie, determined to slay the monster that had surely killed many turtles. The Omega-Tubbie’s roars echoed throughout the battlefield and the two titans fought. VSCO-Yoda’s Hydro-saber tore its way through the furry flesh of the Omega-Tubbie which didn’t stop yowling.'''

'''Legolas finally landed a shot into the throat of Eragon, who fell to the ground and sputtered. Caden finally worked up the courage to attack. He thought about a small knife and it appeared in his hand. He leapt from hiding place and buried the blade into between the elf’s shoulder blades. Legolas dropped his guard long enough for Samus to vaporize him with her laser. Caden got up from the ground and brushed himself off. Samus nodded a nod of respect towards her captain. Caden smiled.'''

'''Jon and the remnants of his team all gathered at a large spire reaching high into the sky. The three decided to stop for a while, as the sun began to dip out of sight. Day One had ended. All across the battlefield fighting ceased for night. All knew that there was now only 48 hours left. One team had to die. The question was who.'''

Night 1

Planning

Teams:

Character in red wounded, characters in strike, dead.

Alpha-

Captain: Gandalf

Team: Norse Thor

Thanos 

Merlin (boy) 

Aladdin 

Beta-

Captain: Jon 

Team: Santa Claus

Magnus Chase 

Chuck Norris

Godzilla

Cuatro-

Captain: The Mandolorian 

Team: Rocket Raccoon

Tarren 

Spyro 

General Grievous

Delzoppo-

Captain: Fox

Team: Captain America

Groot

Goku

Arrem

Economic Instability-

Captain: Darth Vader

Team: Dumbledore

Doom Guy 

Mr. Adams 

Kirby 

Felicity-

Captain: VSCO-Yoda

Team: Percy Jackson 

Legolas 

Varvan

Cap’n Crunch 

Golf Course-

Captain: Caden Barksdale

Team: Gannondorf

Samus Aran 

An Omega-tubbie 

Eragon

Hotel California-

Captain: Riker

Team: Elsa 

Rick 

Costco Sample Guy

Luke Skywalker

'''Fox and Team Delzoppo camped out under a metal bridge. The air was brisk and cold, so Arrem lit a small fire to warm them.'''

'''“Well, nice work today,” Fox said, addressing his team members. Goku nodded. “We fought well.”'''

“Lost Groot though,” Arrem pointed out.

'''“True,” Fox said. “But VSCO-Yoda’s team lost three members. Only Varvan and VSCO-Yoda are left now. If we take them out, our worlds are in the clear.”'''

'''“Easier said than done,” said Captain America. “VSCO-Yoda’s extremely powerful. Don’t forget he’s the one who took out Groot. Without him, we’d probably all still be alive.”'''

“Varvan won’t be easy either, what with his shapeshifting and all,” said Arrem.

“I can take him,” said Goku, cracking his knuckles.

“We’ll see,” Fox responded, “Very little is certain at this point, plus, who knows what Mordon will throw our way.”

Riker, Rick, and CSG all sat elsewhere on Krypton next to the burning mass of Groot.

“Pork sausage?” asked the Costco Sample Guy offering a box.

'''Rick responded by eating the entire box, not just its contents. CSG handed Riker some cheese blocks and a Cola sample. '''

“Clever idea using the living tree as firewood cap’n.”

“Thanks, Costco Sample Guy,” responded Riker, “Out of curiosity, do you have an actual name I can call you by?”

“Gerry,” nodded CSG, “With a G.”

“Interesting name,” commented Rick the Raptor.

“I like it,” laughed Riker, “Sets him apart.”

'''They were interrupted by the sound of a lightsaber igniting behind them and they spun around to see Vader, along with his team, including Doom Guy, who had returned. '''

'''“Vader!” cried Riker, “What are you doing here? I thought we all made a deal!”'''

“I am altering the deal,” stated the Dark Lord of The Sith, “Pray I don’t alter it further.”

'''With that, he flew his lightsaber slicing CSG at the waist. It flew back to his hand. Riker grabbed a blaster sitting in a holster of Rick and fired a few shots that Vader returned to sender. One blaster shot took him in the shoulder and he quickly summoned a portal directly below himself and Rick, sending them to places unknown to Vader. Vader stood there for a while, inhaling, and exhaling menacingly. The rest of his team appeared behind him.'''

'''“Find another group. We must eliminate the competition.”'''

'''With that, Mr. Adams whistled and his bike appeared. Everyone piled onto his back before he rode off on his bike to find the next group.'''

'''The Mandolorian and his team sat at the crevice with no fire and no light. His team was intact, which pleased him. They all sat in silence waiting for the daybreak. Eventually, Spyro and Tarren fell asleep, leaving the cyborg and Mando to watch over their camp, He looked out over the empty area when suddenly he saw a large mass approaching. He tapped Grievous and pointed at it. Grievous nodded and began running towards it, activating all four his lightsabers and starting them spinning. Vader saw this and Adams turned them towards it, flipping a switch on his handlebars which sent a blast of chocolate milk forwards and sending Grievous flying. Adams then took him as a jump and Vader leapt off the bike. He floated through the air with the force and landed before the Mandolorian, activating his lightsaber. Mando reached for his Ambam, but Vader used the force and sent it flying into the crevice.'''

“No disintegrations this time,” he said.

'''Vader moved to cut the Mandalorian in half, but his saber bounced harmlessly off the shoulder pauldron he wore. He angled the lightsaber sideways and swung, but it also did nothing. So, he Sparta-kicked him into the crevice. Mando caught himself on a ledge only to be landed on by a choccy-milk-covered Tarren. Mando barely retained his grip, and Tarren clambered onto the ledge, remaining out of sight. Back in the camp, Vader removed the head of Spyro and threw the body down the canyon. General Grievous stood up and dashed towards Vader and reactivated his lightsabers. Vader prepared his saber, ready for the General, only for the cyborg to eaten by Kirby who absorbed his power and gained four fully functional arms. He spat Grievous out, and the two began to fight. As they fought, Vader impaled the general from behind and tossed him into the canyon. Another eagle appeared and Vader threw his saber, removing its head. Kirby was now General Grievous-like with lightsabers and four arms, and the mask.'''

“Poyo!” he coughed.

'''Mr. Adams patted his head, and gave him some choccy milk, but he could not drink it due to his mask. So Adams just poured on his body.'''

“Poyo!” screamed Kirby in protest.

'''“Whoops. . .” said Mr. Adams, as Kirby’s new circuits were soaked.'''

Kirby shook off his body and the choccy milk was shaken off his body, onto everyone else.

'''“AUGH!” said Vader, as Choccy milk spilt over his suit. “I can’t move my legs.”'''

'''Dumbledore and Mr. Adams lifted him up and carried him to the next group. Behind them, the Mandalorian and Tarren climbed back up the crevasse.'''

'''Jon looked out from a tall metal structure. He and his team could not hide, due to a ginormous lizard standing next to them. Then, as Jon was thinking, Godzilla roared, signalling someone coming. Vader’s team (Mr. Adams and Dumbledore still carrying him) ran towards the group. Chuck Norris jumped down with Jon and started to attack the other group. Chuck was approached by Doom Guy, and a quick punch broke his chest armor into tiny pieces. Doom Guy raised his gun, but a sword slashed his arm off, swung by Tarren from behind. The bearded ninja delivered a roundhouse kick to the chest of Doom Guy, shattering his ribs and vital organs, and launching both Tarren and the body of Doom Guy backwards. Dumbledore cast a spell and sent Vader floating so he and Mr. Adams could join the fight. Tarren rose and readied to attack again, the Mandalorian behind him.'''

'''“Time for a boost!” said Mr. Adams, and he took a swig of Choccy milk, and gained super strength. He punched Chuck Norris away, and caught Jon’s sword and tossed it aside. He was running out of energy, so he took out his milk, but Godzilla punched the ground, sending a shock wave Into the battle, knocking over Adams and spilling his Chocolate milk.'''

“My Choccy milk,” he whimpered.

Then a look of rage that cannot be accurately described took the face of Mr. Adams as he turned toward the giant lizard who had done something so evil.

“YOU SPILLED MY CHOCCY MILK!!!!!!!!”

'''Pulling out a school newspaper, Mr. Adams leapt into the air and smacked Godzilla in the jaw, sending him flying into the air. Mr. Adams rose and brought the newspaper down on the oversized lizard. Godzilla fell from the sky and hit the ground and created a large crater in the planet. Dust swept everywhere, and then, when it all had cleared, the king of the reptiles was laying on his back, motionless.'''

Godzilla was dead.

'''Riker was still recovering from the latest battle when two people arrived in front of him: VSCO-Yoda and Varvan, the last two members of Team Felicity, had arrived. They leapt at Riker and Rick. Rick and VSCO-Yoda engaged in a battle. The Jedi slashed at the raptor, who knocked him backwards with a blast of blue energy. Varvan leapt towards Riker, and they each transformed into dragons, clawing at each other. Riker opened a portal, appearing behind Varvan and slashing him. Varvan blasted his friend backwards with radiation magic. Riker transformed back into his human form.'''

'''“Varvan,” he said, and Varvan transformed into a human. His hands glowed green with radiation. “If my team loses, our world is destroyed.” Varvan thought about this for a moment, then his hands glowed brighter and he blasted a blast of radiation:'''

At VSCO-Yoda.

'''Suddenly, Obi-Wan Kenobi appeared, deflecting the magic. Mordon appeared behind Varvan.'''

“That’s against the rules,” he said, before vaporizing Varvan with a blast of shadow.

'''Riker opened a portal, which he and Rick jumped through. VSCO-Yoda leaped after them, but the portal closed.'''

'''Jon and Chuck Norris beat back Mr. Adams and Team Economic Instability. They began to run away. Norris and Jon both decided to take the jump and leapt off the crevice down into the deep, dark depths below. Behind them, the sun began to rise.'''

Day 2

The End Grows Near

'''Jon and Norris landed on top of an eagle, which began to carry them away. A paralyzed Vader stared angrily at them. The two of them both stood up on the eagle. Suddenly a shimmer appeared next to them and an island appeared. The eagle landed there and the two climbed off. They walked towards a small waterfall. In front of it sat a grey-hooded figure who appeared to be floating in meditation. He paused and turned around and lowered his hood.'''

“The Wool-Wearer,” commented Jon.

“Correct Jon Kenyon,” chuckled The Wool-Wearer, “I am the Wool-Wearer, the creator of this reality and multiverse.”

“You look a little young for that,” commented Chuck Norris.

'''Suddenly the Wool-Wearer gestured and the ground bent. Beams of liquid metal from Krypton’s mantle shot up to the island and wrapped around Norris, cooling as they went. They restrained him and muted him. Jon looked surprised at the figure who hovered before him.'''

'''“You know,” said The Wool-Wearer shaking his head, “I have a soft spot for you Jon. You are my friend in my reality after all. I suppose I should explain, I live in another universe where this entire multiverse is simply non-existent. It is all fiction. All fiction is my world, becomes reality in this one. I discovered this realm a while ago. I meditate and I can travel here. It takes large amounts of power. I created Jeten, Mordon, and Hevares to act as the gods using my power. I bestowed Connor and Zander with the power as well. The Goose King was not my fault.”'''

“Why are you telling me this?” asked Jon.

'''“Because I have a choice for you Jon Kenyon,” smiled The Wearer-of-Wool, “This activity is designed to test your willpower and resolve. And I am going to do that. Jon Kenyon, I can give you the weapon you want to save your universe. It will let you win this battle and protect you from all harm. You just need to do one thing.”'''

Sweating Jon asked the question, “What do I need to do?”

The smile grew more evil on The Wool-Wearer’s face, “Sacrifice Mr. Norris here.”

Jon stood in place shocked.

Mordon appeared beside Vader.

'''“I suppose,” commented Mordon, “Since he was injured by his own team, we should heal him. What say you Kenobi?”'''

“I say we might as well,” said Kenobi.

'''Mordon nodded and snapped. Vader was returned to full fighting form. Vader turned to his team.'''

“We have a mission to accomplish gentleman,” he said, “Let us do it my friends.”

'''Lucky for him, Team Delzoppo arrived, debating what Delzoppo was. Vader ignited the battle by throwing his saber and taking off Goku’s arms.'''

'''“Surprise is ours!” howled Vader as his saber returned to his hands and his team charged Delzoppo. Fox and the others were taken completely off-guard and Captain America barely raised his shield in time to deflect a blast of chocolate milk. Arm-less Goku delivered a powerful kick to Dumbledore’s face, destroying his skull. '''

“Poyo!” yelled an angry Kirby before he ate Goku then spat him into the way of Vader who relieved him of his head.

'''Fox and Arrem both were fine as the entire Team Economic Instability moved in to quench Captain America. They decided to flee, leaving behind the First Avenger. Fox looked back toward his ally.'''

“Ready to surrender?” Mr. Adams asked Captain America.

“I can do this all day!” he replied.

Vader raised his hand and closed it into a fist and the First Avenger was no more.

'''Kirby picked up Cap’s shield, only to have Fox dash into him, grab the shield, and dash away. Vader would have gone after him, but a new threat arrived, as team Alpha approached. The Sith lord’s cape suddenly caught fire from a few magic words from Merlin. He stomped it out, only to have it re-started.'''

“Get that boy!” he yelled.

'''Since Mr. Adams and Vader were busy with Gandalf and Norse Thor, General Kirbious moved to attack. Merlin only had a short time to react. He sent a shock wave and knocked over Kirby, and he then set fire to his inside circuits. Kirby got up, then his body began to shake.'''

'''“Poyo,” he said. Then he exploded.'''

'''Mr. Adams then pulled out his pressure washer and sprayed Merlin in the face. He stood above the boy and proceeded to spray him in chocolate milk. Suddenly, the pressure washer got clogged and exploded. Gandalf ran over to defend his teammate. Vader frowned (The best he could) and forced pushed them away. He then turned to Norse Thor.'''

“Feel the power of the Dark Side!” he yelled, charging into the fray, saber spinning.

Norse Thor raised Mjonier to defend only to have the hammer portion lopped off by the energy blade.

“Weak,” laughed Vader removing an arm, “Your power is nothing to that of the Force.”

'''Thor conjured a blast of lightning which slammed down right next to Vader. This did the trick. The Dark Lord leapt back and away from Thor.'''

'''“I am still the cunning one, Dark Lord. Do you think you can defeat me?” asked Thor.'''

“I know,” nodded Vader, “But he can.”

'''Thor turned only to be speared by Mr. Adams. He leapt off his bike and yanked the makeshift spear (made of a Godzilla toe-claw nail and his pressure washer nozzle). Vader turned to Merlin and Gandalf.'''

“Run,” he said.

Then, they simply teleported away.

'''VSCO-Yoda stalked around the side of a metal spire, hunting his next victims.. He rounded the corner and found Riker and Rick standing by themselves. Leaping out from behind the building, he ignited his hydro-saber and lunged at Riker, who portalled away. Rick burped and sent a wave of blue energy into the Jedi, knocking him back. VSCO-Yoda forced away the velociraptor, then leapt at Riker again. Riker turned into a turtle, and VSCO-Yoda halted.'''

'''“NO!” Said VSCO-Yoda. “Kill you, I cannot. . .”'''

“But I can kill you!” yelled a different voice.

'''Jon appeared. . . but alone.'''

'''He struck at VSCO-Yoda, but his attack was parried by the little green one. Jon blocked a saber thrust and jumped aside as another swing came from it. As they fought, VSCO-Yoda threw a scrunchie and tied up Jon. VSCO-Yoda smiled.'''

“Have you now, I do,” he said.

'''“Well,” said Jon, “I have something you don’t. Something that can help me win.”'''

'''VSCO-Yoda stood there confused. At that moment, a figure jumped out and knocked him over, and freed Jon.'''

That figure was Chuck Norris.

The bearded ninja tossed Jon a plastic straw, but a portal caught it and it ended up in the hands of Riker.

'''“Let me do this,” said the young mysmyth. Jon looked at Rick and nodded.'''

'''Chuck, Jon, and Rick charged at VSCO-Yoda, and Riker took the form of the same winged turtle as Varvan had. VSCO-Yoda slashed at the other teams, but they kept their distance. He threw the hydro-saber only to have Chuck Norris catch it the same way he had caught Luke’s. Riker changed back to human form and the teams surrounded VSCO-Yoda. Riker pointed the plastic straw at him.'''

'''“Do this, you cannot! Care for the turtles, do you?”'''

“No,” said Rick.

'''Riker threw the straw, past Team Beta and Rick. It flew until it pierced the heart of VSCO-Yoda. The Jedi crumpled to the ground.'''

'''“That’s it, then,” said Jon. “He’s lost.”'''

'''All teams appeared in the castle with Mordon and Obi-Wan. Mordon spoke.'''

'''“Well done, everyone. VSCO-Yoda, you have fought well, but your time has come.”'''

'''“NOOO! Do this you cannot!!!” he screamed.'''

'''“Too late,” said Mordon. He snapped, and an essence left the Jedi master. The glowing essence floated around the room, before Mordon snapped, and it was gone.'''

'''“Yoda, you can go home now,” he said. A bewildered Yoda turned around and left.'''

'''“Odd, that was. . . obsessed with turtles I was?”'''

'''“Now,” said Mordon, “The rest of you might not receive the same fate. The next task will be more challenging than before, and in a different location. You will receive new teammates, and different objects. I hope you see through it, although, only one can win. Good luck.”'''

“In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck,” hinted Obi-Wan.

'''The team captains said goodbye to their teams, and they all disappeared. The captains now had till next month to prepare for the fight. And it would be a battle. . .'''

A BATTLE OF THE CHARACTERS!

Epilogue

'''“Alright, men,” said Director Toast to his artillery tortoises. “The goal is simple. All we need to do-”'''

He was interrupted by a figure bursting in to his high security area.

“What is the meaning of this!” Director Toast yelled.

'''“Say goodbye to your turtles,” he said. At that, he fired a ray from his fingers and disintegrated the artillery tortoises. Some tried to escape, but they were too slow, and the ray caught them too. Director Toast could only watch in horror as the tortoises were slain. Soon, there were no tortoises left. All were gone.'''

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!!” yelled Director Toast in rage and sadness.

'''“Know this, this is not my doing,” said the person. “It is the fight that killed your turtles. I only enacted their fate. The fight between the characters.”'''

'''Director Toast was filled with rage. He understood what this person meant by the fighting of the characters. He looked at the ashes of his former tortoises.'''

“How do I get in?”

Hevares smiled, “It can be arranged I believe.”

Toast cocked his pistol and nearby a grey-clad figure frowned.

Mordon will return….  