Aloox (Alex Troll) (Trollpasta)

De Prequel.

A trollpasta made by Hua Ja Frol.

I approached le monument and said LOL but spoopy Magma Coobe is coming. I hit le guardian but it hit le me bacc with Knockback 10000 into le sky. I met Aloox again but le she got out le oak boat, then le dark oak boat. We travelled to le savanna village but le secret ruin is hiding behind le parrot at le village. We got out le shoovels and started digging. We found le Nether place. We saw stairs and climbed down them but we jump off sleeme block. We haer le soonds of le slime bounce noisez. Magma Coobe noticed us.

RUN!!!!!!!!!

We ran up le stairs but le spoopy Magma Coobe explode and reveal le mineshaft. We entered le mineshaft but we saw le him and he not notice le us. We soon find Minecart with Chest and we open it to find just le book. We read and it said "PHYSCH!" and then we stepped on le pressure plate but got WHOOSHED to le Mesa biome. We find very skinny dead bush but then le noob picc it up and walked away to le dirt house of hiz. When I see le pig it WHOOSHED me to a mushroom island. We find le shipwreck in the sea and we SWIM SWIM SWIM to le shipwreck. We enter gamemode c and drained it using blockz and slabz. We left gamemode c and went into gamemode E. We got survival but then Aloox abandoned le me for le treasure in le chest. I got out stroocture block and it didn't work cuz I had no manual. Aloox hit it and saved structure. She take le me to igloo place. I went into igloo and found PS3! FORTNITE STARTED AGAIN! Aloox call le poolar bear and le bear eat the Detox.

But le poolar beer got out bag and put us in Minecart with Chest. The Minecart took us to le stronghold but Magma Coobe awaited in the hallway! We two got ready for bootle and we fight le Magma Coobe. When Magma Coobe died (OOF) he WHOOSHED us into Fortnite Detox 2. Aloox died and I went NOOOOOOOO! but dat Stray boi shot us all and then the world disappeared, even le bedrocc! I fell on le void and left but accidentally erased DAT BOI!

And Magma Coobe was never seen again....