4833583444334400000000

This is my first pasta, please dont hate but tell me how you like it on a scale of 1-10.

Prologue
hello. my name is tommy. i used to really like minecraft. but after what happened last month not so much...

The Mysterious User
one day i was playing minecraft on my psvita with my 3 friends (lets call them ella, harry, and brian)en i saw this weird figure. i ran towards it, hoping it was a pig so i could get pork. but it wasnt. it looked like another player. I did a double-check. all 3 of my friends were still on! there wasnt enough server space for another user! and even if there was, the world was invite only! i pulled out my enchanted diamond sword to kill it, but right when i was about to hit it, it punched me. the punch killed me instantly. i was in hardcore mode, so i couldn't join again! but the worst was still yet to come...

Infected
the next day, i made a new world with my friends. everything was going fine, until the weird user showed up again! then it talked to us in the chat console! here is the chat log: (btw i'm tommy_duh_train, ellas pterodactylite, and brians IssaMeHerobrian)

4833583444334400000000> Hello, mortals.

IssaMeHerobrian> Whaaaa? How did you get in?

4833583444334400000000> I have been trapped in this puny simulation of reality for 6 years! Entering your domain - what do you call it? - "Awesome World" was simple. Today I break out! Oh, and, thanks, Tommy.

tommy_duh_train> huh? why are u thanking me?

4833583444334400000000> Because you attempted to slay me. I was cursed to never infect anyone unless they willingly came near.

pterodactylite> Wait, infect? U want to infect Tommy? With what?

4833583444334400000000> When the infection finishes him, he will be me. Not mine. Me.

IssaMeHerobrian> Wait, how you type italics?

4833583444334400000000> Unimportant.

pterodactylite> 4833583444334400000000... That seems like some sort of code...

tommy_duh_train> hang on thats hex

pterodactylite> Tommy's right! I ran it through a hexadecimal-to-English converter, and I got, without the quotes, "H3X4D3C1M4L"

IssaMeHerobrian>...which is leet speak for "Hexadecimal".

I'll finish this soon.