Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-35072152-20180603033926/@comment-30319843-20180604111633

I looked at the moon

Whose face was shining bright

And then suddenly it fell off its orbit

Crashing through the atmosphere

Of our little blue sphere.

I quickly took a personal inventory

And brought out my delightful baseball bat.

Then when the moon’s nose was near

I smacked it back up the atmosphere

And then it returned to its original place

Right before I realised I had saved the day.

(anyone willing to compete with me?)