Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-36621215-20200207170259

MPW: Alright, so today I'm going to take a page out of the lovely Bob Ross in hopes that I can learn the art of painting. Will it happen, will it not? I shouldn't think too much into it, and that's a trick that Bob Ross already taught me. Look at him over there, standing in one place, drooling. So damn inspiring.

Bob Ross: Okay, so grab your brush and your- the fuck is this?

BEEEEEEP!

MPW: Okay, we're back.

Bob Ross: Okay, so let's begin with some diarrhea brown.

MPW: Okay...

Bob Ross: Plus strokes, plus strokes.

MPW: I thought they were X strokes-

Bob Ross: shut the fuck up big boy i will paint a penis on top of your head with a permenant marker.

MPW:

Bob Ross: good boi, so back to it. You want some piss yellow and you are going to do exactly what i'm doing which I don't know what I'm doing. Just follow my hand.

MPW: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Bob Ross: Now do thiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

MPW: Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaay

Bob Ross: And now thi-

(Bob Ross steps into a bucket of nearby paint.)

Bob Ross: Aw shit. Well that's a happy little accident, ain't it? Just like you, MPW.

MPW: :)

Bob Ross: Alright, just add a little detail and we're finished.

MPW: Woo, so how does mine look?

Bob Ross: uhhhh- it's great MPW

MPW: (Crying) NO IT'S NOT!!

Bob Ross: I'll show mine now.

MPW: Okay.

Bob Ross: Alright here we go.

MPW: WHAT THE FUCK? I DID THE EXACT SAME THING AS YOU, YET I ENDED UP WITH A PICTURE OF MY ASS?

Bob Ross: Well-

MPW: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, BOB ROSS?

Bob Ross: The way I was telling you... Wasn't the way of doing it. I tricked you.

MPW: You WHAT?

Bob Ross:

MPW: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

THE END!!!! 