Skin Steve

I was in a dark cave like light and I was digging the bedrock and wondered why I could not dig it, and at that moment he arrived: it was a steve, but very strange. It was all pink and you could see her two blue eyes. I screamed like a chicken and tried to run away but every time he followed me and left a message in chat:-The eggs are blue-

and kept saying that until he teleported in front of me and said:

-The blue sword is yellow-

I tried to run away but it was like a barrier, he had no way out, and he said to me with a frightening air:

-The Bedrock can not break it, but if you want you can use the mod-

I was puzzled like a pig, and I thanked him. From that day at 99:70 on the 67th day of the month, let's go and break up the bedrock and eat it near the zombies that are throwing up. What a beautiful story.

This is my first Trollpasta, up to now I had only done Creepypasta but I wanted to try to make people laugh, I hope you made me laugh xD