MBN News: S1 Ep1

Minecraft Broadcasting Network Presents:
Greg: "Good afternoon Minecrafters! I am Greg Bloxford and this is the MBN News at 10. Tonight we explore the strange mystery of the disappearing CreepyPastas. MBN's Ivana Humpalot is on the case."

Ivana: "Thanks Greg, experts are watching as the CreepyPastas of multiple creators get abducted by a yet unidentified woman. Dr. Brainwasher TDW, what have you uncovered?"

Dr. Brainwasher TDW: "Well Mrs. Humpalot, [Hypnotic Stare] You will buy me a tuna sandwich and shut down the FANDOM network. [Cameraman tackles him] Hey... No... Get off.... STOPIT...."

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Greg: "Well then.... [nervous muttering] ANYWAY, News reports say that Entity 404 was sighted south of the Central Complex. We cut to Tom Henks who is live with the farmer who shot him."

Tom: "I am here 2 chunks south of Central Complex with Old Farmer Daniels. Mr. Daniels, you say you saw Entity 404 near here.

OFD: "Yep, I saw that blaggert try to come and steal my beetroots so I pulled out my Power X bow and blasted off his  head. That mother won't be buggin' dem townsfolk."

Tom: "There you have it Greg, 404 is dead. Henks, Signing out."

\Tom_Henks has left the server/

Greg: Well folks that does it for today's episode of MBN News, join us next week, until then, If you enjoyed this show half as much as we loved making it, then we enjoyed twice as much as you [Gunshot]"

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