The Reason Why Mojang Sold Minecraft to Microsoft

im a normal person,working with microsoft,untill we bought minecraft,i wondered what was the reason so i booted up minecraft and started playing,i entered a seed called"DEATH" out of curiosty,i spawned in a place that looked like planet namek in the biome colors,there was a chest surrounding with redstone torches,knowing tht i never generated a bonus chest,inside it,was a book and a quil,and a disk,a jukebox,wood blocks,and red blocks of blood that seemed ultra realistic,i built a house,then checked the book and quil it said:

"welcome to 666STN.UNDENIFINED"

-NOTCH

I explored untill finding a golden temple,if brioke into it using my pickaxe

there was a map of a ritual,i made a cross with red blocks,used torches around them.threw the disk

this poped up:

new update v6.666 availabe

download?

yes        no

i choosed no,it said:

you cant.

i choosed yes,then i loaded,there was a world with name "SATAN.UNDEINFIED"

the seed was "HELPME"

I ENTERED IT out of curiosty,the world was red,a jumpsare of serval corrupted pictures,fire,suicides,kills,and screams and blood. my pc melted,i decided to not work at microsoft

i know the truth now, its because of the curse.

thanks to reading!

the update thingy.