Thread:Bella1963/@comment-31651395-20180506100734

cause i'm edgy and impatient and ugly  nice and talented. (Cast: You A.K.A Clementine, Dark Nebula, Zero2 , Miracle Matter , Peashooter (because PvZ will never die), Me A.K.A "Neo", Your Sword, Âme Tormentée )

Clementine: *wakes up*

Clementine: What on earth-

???: HELLO!!111!1!

Clementine: O_O

?!?: My gosh, you scared her.

???: I know right? Everyone should say this to a woman.

?!?: Uhh... Hello?

Clementine: *looks behind her*

Clementine: ...Why are Âme Tormentée and my sword here?!

?!?: Ohh, so that was their names?

???: I don't think "my sword" is a name.

?!?: I don't care about your opinion.

?!?: Besides, we're only here to tear out their flesh and feed it to our master.

Clementine: What?!

???: It's his birthday. You're our main dish.

Clementine: That's terrifying (and I like it).

?!?: Actually, some of us agreed that the idea is rather gruesome.

???: But when we discovered "Dreamland", we've seen naitives tear out the organs and flesh of other animals, fry it, dip it in some sort of sauce and chew it.

Clementine: Typical mortals. Anyway, you can't kill me.

???: Huh?

Clementine: But before I tell you, who are you guys?

???: My name is Miracle Matter!

?!?: Dark Nebula.

Clementine: Wow. Weird names.

Miracle: I bet yours is even freakier.

Dark Nebula: Quiet, Miracle. At least her name doesn't sound like "M&Ms."

Miracle: *has the urge to punch Dark Nebula but doesn't have hands*

Clementine: Call me Bella or Clementine.

Miracle: We're calling you Clementine.

Clementine: Okay.

Miracle: So, what will you grant us in exchange of your freedom?

Clementine: I don't want to be free.

Miracle: Huh?

Dark Nebula: Strange, usually people would grant us a deal like that.

Miracle: So what makes you so calm?

Clementine: Well, I hate to break it to you, eyeballs.

But I'm immortal. 