Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32555140-20180220002846/@comment-32555140-20180221011646

OKAY EVERYONE, I WAS BORED SO I DECIDED TO START THE RP EARLY!!!!!

LETS START, so from this point on, you can only post rp messages.

Okay?

LET'S DO IT!!!WKAKAAKWKSDKDOSKS

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I was at my computer.

Another typical day, home alone.

Mother on business trip.

Father divorced so who gives a shit where he is at this point?

Me: Okay, so I need to finish the next TMoBAB installment today. That's gonna be fun!

And suddenly, a shadowy spirit-like figure jumped out of my computer!

Me: MOTHERFUCK! WHO ARE YOU?

???: My name is ShadowShard, destined ruler of the digital world!

I could hardly believe this shit.

It's voice sounded distorted, it had two voices going on at once. One sounded evil and soulless, while the other was distinctively female and whispery.

Me: WHAT? HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE? I CREATED YOUR SORRY ASS?!?!?

ShadowShard: Okay... 1. My creator has green eyes... 2. If you're my creator, you should know I'm just a spirit, so I technically don't have an ass...

Me: I have green eyes in my stories because of my username and because it's my favorite color, dispite them being brown in real life. Also, don't take what I say too literally, I created you smarter than that.

ShadowShard: If you're really my creator, name something only he would know...

Me: You have a constant love/hate relationship with him while on one hand wanting to kill him while on the other wanting to live peacefully with him.

ShadowShard: Okay, okay, I believe you. But seriously, I expected my creator to be more than a cringy teen on a computer.

Me:...