Chicken

Hello! It's me, GoldenDude77! But today, i'm not telling a very chilling pasta like YretsyM. Today, it's a pasta about a weird humanoid mob i encountered. So let's start.

I made a singleplayer world, and like usually, chopped a tree, and went mining. Later that day I made a house, but surprisingly i found alot of chickens! Later i found a dragon egg in a cave, and i thought: What the flipping truck? But, with a texture of a bird egg. It was really weird, but i continued mining. I finally found a diamond. Instead of grtting a diamond, i got eggs. I was upset, but heard a chicken sound. I turned back, and saw a humanoid chicken. It said: Hello, you entered my seed. Now give me something to eat, before i kill you. I thought: Pfft! A chicken that can fight? I hit it with a iron sword. The chicken said: I WANT TO TALK! NOW I'LL MAKE YOUR SURVIVAL IN A CHICKEN NIGHTMARE. He pulled a sword which looked like a sword made out of seeds. He hit me and seeds flew around me, as i flew away and slammed into a mountain and fell down. I ran and i were in a desert. I found 5 chests, and a pressure plate. I thought: How is this possible in a middle of nowhere? I stood on it, nothing, only eggs in chests. All of a sudden, sand started falling down where i was standing! It's a trap!!!! I fell into a room, and it was a laboratory, hidden laboratory of the chicken! I saw a machine, and didn't know what is it for. I somehow got launched in the air. The chicken shooted explosive eggs and said: Hahaha! You'll die now! I placed water, and survived miracolously. I shot the chicken and heard a sad chicken sound. He shot me with a seed bow which shooted eggs with baby chickens. They attacked me! I threw a pearl and teleported right behind the chicken. It was eating seeds. He said: Leave me alone to eat a little snack! It started shifting and sadly started walking away. I felt bad, and said: Don't be sad! It looked at me, and said: I won't..... BUT YOU WILL! A egg cannon appeared and started shooting eggs at me. I dodged them back. As it had something like seeds (i figured out it's peanut) started throwing at me. Yeah. It was peanut. I ran as fast as i could and a creeper exploded behind md boosting me. I catched the explosive egg it threw earlier and threw it at the chicken as i saw it flying in the air. It said: NOOOO! YOU'LL SEE WHO'S THE BOSS! And fell and died. I said: Get rekt! It left.

Part 2 coming soon WIP