How I Lure Angels To Hell

You heard Starfright talking about this in "A Day With Starfright", but a lot of demons do it. Each demon does it differently though. Some are bois and angels fall in love. Some use songs (example: Darkside) and convince the angel/victim that hell's better. I do it a bit differently...

Me: *sitting next to the border*

Angel: *running to border crying*

Me: You ok?

Angel: AHH DEMON!!

Me: I'm not gonna hurt you. But... why are you crying?

Angel: I'm the princess, and the queen is forcing me to wear dresses and marry some guy...

Me: WTF?? How old are you?

Angel: I'm 15...

Me: Ok, that's just WRONG.

Angel: I know... hey, what's your name?

Me: *thinking: My name is known in Heaven, gotta use a fake...*

Me: Oh, my name is... Alina.

Angel: Nice name! My name is Lazila!

Lazila: So, why are YOU hanging around the border?

Me: I don't have many friends.. can you be my friend?

Lazila: I will! BEST friends!!

Me: Yay!

Queen Stupid Stupidface: Lazila! Get over here! Get ready for your wedding! *doesn't see me, cuz she's stupid*

Lazila: O..k... *looks at me and whispers:* I'll be back...

Me: *secret nod and smiles*

3 HOURS LATER.......................

Me: *casually listening to Darkside with speakers*

Lazila: NO! I'M NOT MARRYING HIM!! *running to border*

Me: Oh, hi "best friend".

Queen Stupid Stupidface: GET BACK HERE! *sees me* DEMON!!!

Me: Huh? Are you talking to me?

RandomGuyLazilaIsMarrying: Yeah she's talking to you!

Me: I apologize. I thought I was a mirror for a second. XD

Queen Stupid Stupidface: HOW DARE YOU!

Lazila: *getting closer and closer to the edge*

RandomGuyLazilaIsMarrying: Baby, please come back! I love you!

Lazila: *gulps* HELL NO!

Everyone but me: *GASP*

Me: Lazila, in Hell, we say things like that ALL THE TIME!

Queen Stupid Stupidface: NO! GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE!! YOU MUST MARRY HIM SO YOUR DAUGHTER CAN BECOME A QUEEN AND- oops...

Lazila: WHAT!? YOU JUST WANT ME TO MARRY TO CONTINUE THE ROYAL LINE?!?!? *pratically in Hell* I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT!!

Me: Girl, just do it. You'll be away from your mom and dad. You'll be away from that jerk. Oh, forgot to mention, your actual parents are in Hell.

Lazila: WHAT?!?!? I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE?!

Me: Mhm. Your parent's weren't saints, that's for sure. I think they were in jail... once? Twice? No, 4 times.

Lazila: I'M JUMPING OVER!!

Queen Stupid & RandomGuy: NO HONEY NO!!!

Lazila: *turned into demon* Woah.. I LOOK COOL!

Me: Yup. Now, let's find yo parents...

Lazila: *turns around and looks at the crying angels* BYE LOSERS!!

40 minutes of searching later.....

Sun: Sweetie, ever think we'll find our daughter?

Tyler: Maybe...

Me: Yo Sun, Tyler!! Is your daughter's name Lazila?

Tyler: Yeah, why?

Lazila: ...Mom? Dad?

* they do a group hug*

Sun: Thank you, SweetPsycho...

Lazila: Wait, your not Alina?

Me: Sorry, I had to use a fake name, cuz I knew you were going to tell the Queen. Okie bye. *i fly away*

Them: Ok........

Me: Starfright!

Starfright: CAN WE FIGHT NOW?!?!?!?

Me: Of course not! I wrote one pasta, I'm not writing another!

Starfright: LAZY!!

Me: *robotically* '''KILL MODE: ON. TARGET: STARFRIGHT. REASON: CALLED ME LAZY. '''

Starfright: Oh no...

Who wants Starfright to return alive?!??!?!? Hahahahaha, JK I don't care!

Bai~