L A S A G N A

WARNING: This is not a Minecraft Creepypasta, It's a Garfielf Trollpasta.

Jon woke up at 3:00 AM, he was very hungry, so he went to eat some L A S A G N A. When he arrived in the kitchen, he found his cat, Garfelfi. Jon asked to Grafeld: Whore Da L A S A G N A, Goferld? Garfreild replied: '' I a atE da L A S a G N A Juhn. Jon was furious, he took an old shotgun and shot GAarfeelf, Gurfedil said: Bollets Wan't Wurk, Jan. Then Jon took Odei and said: '' Kell Hem, Odde!!! '' Oddey went and bit Gaaarfeeld, and Gorfiedl died, and Jon can eat LASAGNA with Oddi.