Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-36530255-20190101193925

(Thats right folks, I finished writing a song on how much of an asshole Shrautboi is. It is written from his perspective, so I hope you enjoy how funny it is!)

(Also if you have trouble finding the toon just imagine Frank Sinatra is singing it. It is jazz style after all.)

{Intro}

Its about time that I put myself in line

Many of my hidden agendas don’t have long to hide

For many people have been wondering

Was he really, really joking?

{Chorus}

I am an a-s-s-h-o-l-e

Making jokes about nothing more than poop and pee

You tell me to stop ha

You might as well just ban me

Cause I’m an a-s-s-h-o-l-e

{Verse}

Well why do you enjoy those vandals so much?

Because the drama is a lot of fun and such

Why do you always bring up those dead memes?

Because I love to annoy people, thats what it means

Why do you ridicule yourself all the time?

To make myself look like the good guy so I can take advantage of those in prime

Gee, you sound like a terrible person

That is very true sir, I even have a good ol’ habit for cursin’

{Verse 2}

Normal people fight back to back

I run off and brag like a prick

Got any dark jokes man, just give me them all

I would slap that thick ass if he wasn’t so tall (oh yeah!)

{Chorus}

I am an a-s-s-h-o-l-e

Making jokes about nothing more than poop and pee

You tell me to stop ha

You might as well just ban me

Cause I’m an a-s-s-h-o-l-e

{Outro}

And so you see

Why I deserve to get kicked in the knee…

I’m an asshole (Oof!) 