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My Creepypasta Version: Cringy-the-troll

Description

This is a Creepypasta character who is like me in that the character tells really bad and cringy jokes that makes everyone want to drink bleach. The character is also a troll, who will always harm the noobs and the pros alike. To be able to survive an encounter, you must appreciate their jokes.

My Encounter

It was a beautiful day. I was at home, playing Minecraft. That day was April Fool's Day. I just did some basic things, like chopping down trees and crafting a pickaxe. As I was chopping down a tree, I noticed something peculiar from the corner of my eye. There was a player who appeared to be stuck inside the tree. I decided to let her free, because the poor hacker would probably never leave my darn world otherwise. The character then said:

"Thank you"

Then, this weird character with a troll skin told me a joke.

"Hey, don't you know that on Thanksgiving all of the castles are made out of GOBBLESTONE?"

That was so cringy. I just could not take it any more. I brought some turpentine, transmission fluid, and some bleach, and I mixed it together. I was about to drink it when...

The unknown player looked at me. The player's eyes were bloodshot, and her face was half-full with a smile of crazy glee, as she came towards me with a pensive look, probably thinking about my imminent doom.