Jiggly Notch

I was playing Minecraft, while watching Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! on my Wii U. I saw Notch. He was just saying "JIGGLY" repeatly, on a little kid voice. It somehow sounded like crying. The Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! episode just changed to Caillou (a show i hate). I tried turning off the show. It didn't work. I tried returning to the menu. It didn't work. I tried turning off the Wii U. It didn't work. I tried destroying the Wii U with a bolder. It still didn't work. Whilist that, it was Notch, still saying "JIGGLY" in a childish voice sounded like crying. But this time his pants were gone, and this arms and legs were his skeleton. A 5 year old dressed as Caillou took over my Wii U, and putted every episode of the show. I tried killing the child. The child was still alive and said: 私はあなたを見つけてあなたを殺します！ビッチ！I slightly ignored the child and hit the child with the bolder. I went back to Minecraft. Notch was still there, but all covered in blood. Instead of saying "JIGGLY", he said "悪魔の悪魔" in a 94-year old voice. I went to Google Translate and the word turned out to be "Demon Demons". I never played Minecraft ever again after that. And i had nightmares for the rest of the eternity.

"JIGGLY.........JIGGLY......JIGGLY...."