Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-34357309-20170731120037

Giant lasers shot as the two figures dodged it. They shot lasers back which barely wounded the villain. She has lol one of her big arms and one of her tentacles, and slammed it down on our heros. As she was about to finish them, a hooded figure with one brown eye and a glitching zero for his other eye. "You think I'd miss out on this?" He said in an amused tone. He used telekinesis slam her all around the battlefield. "Who are you Hooded One?" She asked as he slammed her around. " Yeah! Who are you? " Our heros asked. "You all know me... From somewhere..." He said in an ominous voice. "Not enough info." She said while recovering from the slams. "Fine..." He went over to the female hero. " Did you recently lose someone important to you? " he asked her. "Yes... My love... I lost him..." She said with a tear forming in her eye. "Seth?" He asked her. " How do you know his name? " the two heros and villain asked at the same time. "Because he's not gone..." He responded. " WHAT? I SLAUTERED THAT DOOFUS AGES AGO!!!! HOW IS HE ALIVE??! " The villain screamed. "How do you know all this?" The male hero asked. "Because..." He pulled down his arm revealing a red crystal. " I AM SETH! " he turned to the villain. " AND YOU KILLED ME! " he screamed. "NOT MY FAULT YOU SACRIFICED YOURSELF FOR HER!" She said notioning to the female hero. Seth narrowed his eye and used his telekinesis to rip her heart out. " Funny, I never thought of her to even have one of these. "  he teleported a glitch minion to him. "Prepare a portal to the Abyss!" He said. " Yes, your glitchiness! " the glitch said saluting. "Seth... You're alive? AND YOU DON'T GOD DAMN TELL ME?! WHAT THE F*CK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MOURNED FOR YOU??!!!! ALL OF THAT TIME AT YOUR GRAVE AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!?????????" the female hero screamed. "I don't know what else to tell you... Don't worry, I'm going back home now." He responded with his now trademark dark tone. "But this is your home... Isn't that why you came back?!" She asked. " No, I came back to protect you and slaughter her. " he said notioning the villain. "I'm technically dead. I'm a glitch in all five worlds. Now if you'll excuse me..." She grabbed him by the leg. "Do you still love me?" She asked. " I got killed for you and managed to friggin defy death. What do you think? Now if you'll excuse me, I have glitch subjects to rule over. " he said trying to walk into the dark portal. "What?" She asked. " I rule over the Abyss now. I help fellow glitches. " he said in an impatient tone. "Can I come with you?" " No. " "Why not?" She asked. " Because, I'm dead. That place is for the glitched dead. You are still alive and untainted and like hell am I going to let you go in there and get tainted. " he shook of her leg and disappeared along with the random glitch subject. She just stared knowing that now he's alive... She's going to get to him... No matter the cost...  