Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30319843-20180219122801/@comment-25997078-20180219141422

LOCATION: The Alaçagosé Trench

I had fleed the fight of TGE a long time ago, and now I have been casted away into the bottom of the Alaçagosé Trench; the deepest trench in all of ???. I would have been crushed by the immense water pressure if it weren't for my sexy powers emitting from my mustache.

After I had kept track of time, I realized that I had been here for almost 40 years, sleeping inside a trench for eternity. I'm surprised that my sexy powers can hold that long. I can't age because my sexy powers won't allow that; so I'll remain 13 for a long time.

It was then time that I decided to exit the trench ( a 14,187-meter swim). I began to move my legs up and down, my arms side to side. Thanks to my sexy powers, I can swim and run up to 89 times faster than Usain Bolt ever could.

I knew that even with this speed, It was going to take hours to scale to the top of the Alaçagosé Trench, even with my sexy powers.

I hope the MCCP is excited to see me.