Thread:TheMysteriousHood/@comment-27021824-20180715214547

MCCPBunker, somewhere is the obscure land of darkness, violent winds, storms and creatures that give all creepypastas a run for it's money.

July 16th, 2018.


 * Great Leader's room* *9 PM*

TheMysteriousHood: I wish you good night Deadlock.

SCP-Deadlock: And I wish you good night too, but I would like if you would do me a small favor.

You know how tiring was this day when I had to bring many decisions today and do lots of press conferences with various reporters, and all this talk is starting to ring in my ears, so I need to find something soothing to make me sleep well. You can use my computer to find some music.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Bedtime Baby - Toddler Lullaby - Fisher Price Song*

SCP-Deadlock: What the hell Hood!? I've got to many years to listen to that crap.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Metallica - Enter Sandman*

SCP-Deadlock: Great sleeping reference. However, I don't consider Metallica as sleeping music group so search for another music.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Giygas Battle Theme from Earthbound*

SCP-Deadlock: I didn't know that calm sleep was a synonym of nightmare.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Po Šumama i Gorama*

SCP-Deadlock: Oh you really think that some commie music will make me sleep?

Find something else.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Ride of the Valyries - Richard Wagner*

SCP-Deadlock: Richard Wagner is God, but listening to his music for sleep is an insult to his memory and his work, so I want you to change it to some other song or music instantly.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Whitehouse - Why you Never Became a Dancer*

SCP-Deadlock: What the fuck!? Is this music a joke or what?

TheMysteriousHood: Can I play Rick Ast-

SCP-Deadlock: Don't think about it.

TheMysteriousHood: *sighs* fine.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Orinoco Flow - Enya*

SCP-Deadlock: It may sound relaxing, but I once almost though I was drowning when listening to it, and it was unpleasant.

There is something else.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Bella Ciao conducted by Goran Bregovic*

SCP-Deadlock: Not bad, but it gets too loud in the middle of the song.

Keep searching.

TheMysteriousHood: Can I play 10 hours of flying cockroach so-

SCP-Deadlock: No way in a hell!

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Da Pace Dominem*

TheMysteriousHood: What's this, there seems to be no audio.

SCP-Deadlock: You know what to do next.

TheMysteriousHood: White noise maker?

SCP-Deadlock: No.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays No Motherland Without You*

SCP-Deadlock: That song will achieve the opposite of what I want.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays In the Death Car from Arizona Dream*

SCP-Deadlock: Not too fitting for sleep. I'm sure you'll find something.

TheMysteriousHood: What about the anthem of UK.

SCP-Deadlock. No. What I need is really soothing and not really loud.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Batuta Din Moldova*

SCP-Deadlock I don't want some Balkan brass tonight.

TheMysteriousHood: *Plays Ten Masked Men cover of Genie In a Bottle*

SCP-Deadlock: You already know the answer.

TheMysteriousHood: Great Leader, looks like I found something. *Plays the music he found*


 * Calming melody fills the room*

SCP-Deadlock: At last you found something. I appreciate you hard work Hood because it was not vain.

Good night to you.


 * Lyrics start and it's revealed that the song is Moi Lolita - Alizee*


 * Great Leader gives a mean look at Hood who nervously stops the music*

SCP-Deadlock: And you think one will sleep with that!?

TheMysteriousHood: Let's play Despac-

SCP-Deadlock: NO!

TheMysteriousHood: Kidding of course Great Leader.

TheMysteriousHood: *Accidently flings the mouse at the wrong direction and clicks on some anime music after being too late to grip the mouse properly*

SCP-Deadlock: Now this is something new. It sounds like a typical Easern music to calm the disturbed sounds like mine.

Just listening to that voice brings me inner peace, unlike most of garbage music of today.

Do you know the artist?

TheMysteriousHood: According to the title, it's called Konata Healing Springs.

SCP-Deadlock: I never knew you liked anime.

TheMysteriousHood: I may still hate the anime, but if I must serve you, I will put all my hate aside.

SCP-Deadlock: Thank you Hood and have a good night.


 * Hood goes to his bedroom and end up going to sleep at midnight*


 * Next morning*


 * Dining room* *8 AM*

SCP-Deadlock: Prism, the music was so calming that I told Hood to find several CDs of it so other users and staff can experience something good.

I guarantee that you and your buddies will easily fall asleep to it.

Prism55Writes: It's true. I played this for sleep and now I feel great tranquility and inner happiness.

TheMysteriousHood: I sent two CDs to my great friends Aaron and Frown adn they found it soothing too. I guess I have the soft side too.


 * Icy comes inside to bring a telegram to Hood*

TheMysteriousHood: And when I was in the shortage of distributable CDs, I had to extract the .mp3 file and burn in on various blank CDs. It surely will improve morale and concentration among our people when they traverse outside this bunker.


 * TheMysteriousHood falls into disbelief*

TheMysteriousHood: WHAT THE FUCK! I RECIEVED COPYRIGHT CLAIMS JUST BECAUSE I BURNED SEVERAL CDs!

NOW I HAVE TO PAY 10 $.

TheMysteriousHood: Please, leave me alone for a moment, I must collect myself, and talk with the publisher about paying him ten bloody dollars.

DekuDesu!: But Hood, I don't know where he is?

TheMysteriousHood: I only need his number to call him.


 * Hood eventually pays the publisher ten dollars and things are back to normal in the bunker.* 