Herobrine 2.1: next is you being dismembered

its me... herobrine. i just tied karat guy in a chair... im making all the blood money. read this in 5 minutes and i wont dismember him. if you dont, i will dismember him and you... enjoy
Oh gosh! WHERE AM I?! Mommy, are you here? Mom!!! MOM!!!!! *cries*

hello my little child...
Who, WHO ARE YOU?!

== im your WORST nightmare... today is your death date. no one's here... listen child, if the reader doesn't read this "story" in 5 minutes, i will not only dismember you, but i will dismember the reader..... == READER!!!! READ QUICK!!!! DONT LOOK AT THE REST OF THE WORDS!!! JUST... GO!

dont give the reader tips, time short to 4 min.
OH GOD NO!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!!! HAVE MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

your lucky theres a person reading. if he doesn't get through the "story" in 4 minutes, goodbye both of you!
This is not funn--- MMMMMmmmmm... MMMM!!!!!! (Let me out!!! OUT!!!!!!!!)

lets play a little game: "Don't let the reader win!"
MMMM... mmmm....... (Ahhh, *faints*)