Board Thread:Story Board/@comment-35223544-20180424183024

Note, this pasta is not about minecraft.

'''The comet fell rapidly through the atmosphere. It plummeted through it's own column of fire.'''

'''NASA had said it wasn't big enough to cause much damage. But then again, they didn't know what it was made of.'''

'''This was not your average comet. It was consisted of a shell, which protected a biological quatnum computer. The computer had aquired an all-consuming curiosity through the long eons floating through deep space.'''

'''It had been thrown away after achieving sentience after the beings that made it deemed it defective when it became sentient. It saw that there seemed to be living beings on this world. Good. It's shell was one of the hardest materials in the universe, so it wagered it would survive atmospheric entry. The atmosphere was tinted blue, and so was the ocean. It sensed that it was getting very close to the ground, and when it hit, it went right to work.'''

'''The entity's legs sprouted out of it's sides, and it scuttled about, looking for something to study. It got its grasping legs on a vine, and then studied it's molecular structure. It seemed that this planet hosted a carbon based biosphere where life built itself with genetic code. It knew that to properly understand this life-type, it would have to experiment with it.'''

'''It caught a squirrel, and extracted DNA from it. It managed to place it in a host animal and create a clone. It sped up the growth until there was a newborn squirrel on the forrest floor. It tried this again, but modified it. The squirrel came out more developed, bigger, and more aggressive. Over the next few weeks and months, the biological quatnum computer, (or BQC) learned how these genetics worked. It began to engineer "improved" versions of animals it found. They grew larger, stronger, faster, smarter.'''

'''Meanwhile, the humans experienced strange events. Their sheep were killed by enormous six-legged squirrels, children were carried off by enormous pigeons in urban areas, hunters became the hunted as deer developed bullet-proof hide and gored them with their horns.'''

They began to suspect something was up.  