Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32111930-20170125003553/@comment-28272355-20170401144808

Me: *lights up fire in a trash can in an office then walks back to personal work desk, smoke starts filling the air*

Everyone: *focused on the work, unaware of the fire*

Me: *clears throat*

Employee #1: *notices fire* There's fire!

Other Employees: Oh no!

Me: Wait, we shouldn't be alarmed. If we try to go to any door that has a hot doorknob then we can't go there, there might be fire.

Employee #2: *touches doorknob* It's hot!

Everyone starts panicking and searches for any exits, but all doorknobs are hot.

Me: *lights up a firecracker*

Firecracker starts cracking loudly.

Employee #3: THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US!!