The Unknown Player

WARNING: CLICHES MAY OCCUR. EDITING IS NOT NEEDED.. ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN THIS STORY PROBABLY MEANS YOU ARE DOOMED.

Caved
I joined [Dark Corner's] server and decided to go caving. I stumbled upon a skeleton, but it was passive. Suddenly, I heard a sound like a zombie breaking down a door. I was stuck. I adventured through the cave, hoping that was something else. It wasn't. I had turned around after finding lava when I saw the skeleton. I jumped and ran to the front of the cave. I saw one hole, and then an administrator teleporting me to them so I was safe.

The Death
I walked on a path of path blocks (obviously, you make paths with path blocks) when I spotted a weird building. I went inside it and saw the same skeleton that I saw in the cave. Suddenly there was a death message for the administrator that saved me! The message said he was slain by a player called ___UNKNOWN___. In the chat people were saying things like "Who is UNKNOWN?" and "THIS IS BAD!!!" I was horrified at the thought of that death.

___UNKNOWN___
3 days later, I joined back, and saw a player. It was like Steve, but with bloody eyes and what looked like a knife in his body. "It IS 3 am" I thought to myself. In the chat the mysterious figure (I finally noticed he was ___UNKNOWN___) said "You are reconized, right?" I replied "No...". That was a mistake. ___UNKNOWN___ said "I was reconized once. But Dinnerbone banned me from the game. I got it back, but nobody saw me. I came to this server to haunt it, until you found me. ___UNKNOWN___. But call me Bob. Anyways, nobody has seen me but you. You must be someone different. Understanding. Supernatural." I was shocked. I said "Bob, why were you banned?" He said "That's for another day, bananaman." (that was my username)

Revenge?
The next day, I went on the server and saw 5 graves. They were for 5 developers: Dinnerbone, Jeb, Notch, and two members of 4J Studios. I deleted my account forever, and buried my PC for good. Now I play on my XBOX. (true)