Thread:Ittyyy/@comment-34440546-20180925091414/@comment-35223544-20180925220229

Ittyyy wrote:
 * barfs a little in the mouth*

ok, so there be 50M lil ducks swimming in the pond. there is this group of ducks, around 15M, that are considered the 'cool gang.' they decide to leave the pond and go down a stream. everyone is like 'hooooly crap the cool gang just went down that stream' and everyone freaks out and because they are ducks they decide to go down the same disgusting pathetic stream as the 'drug gang COUGH cool gang' and they all become so englufed in the waves of mainstream media that they all end up becoming so under intelligent that suddenly we have a massive jump in fast food jobs and suddenly fast food is the only industry alive in our nation apart from fortnite and drake and everyone eats fast food and dies.

and the 15M ducks that stayed at the pond tip their hipster glasses down, take a sip of their organic shade grown coffee and say 'I told you' as they live their intelligent, happy and coffee-filled lives.

did you like my story? Meh, fortnite is cool. The bad thing about it is the annoying little kids who go onto charity websites and make a page asking "fortnite vbucks for battle pass."

I'm a hipster, and I play fortnite, and organic food is is unnecessary and in some cases unsanitary. "Sure these bananas are rotten, but at least they're ORGANIC and not full of obviously superior GMOs!"