Someone order a pizza. i have cash

Everyone who's played minecraft on a WiFi connection has a favorite server, no exceptions.

One of my servers and a player on it (both nameless, i don't want any witch-hunts, thanks) kinda made me double check if someone is human or not.

Let's call him 414. On my first few months, me and 414 were often in chat. Back then, the server didn't have rules so everyone was watching their back, but still we got along together. He even invited me into his base.

It was called "The Shulker Bank" because of the sheer amount of shulkers in the base. Hundreds. Thousands. Maybe even ten thousand.

He would often strike up some casual banter, and I would respond accordingly. It all seemed fine until a day near August. He tried striking up a conversation about pizzas, particularly on the subject of pineapples.

And then he said it.

"someone order a pizza. i have cash"

I just responded with "lol, where do ya think we send it to :P"

to be met with a BOMBARDMENT of messages saying the same thing, sometimes letters missing, but all sent amazingly fast. It went up for around 10 minutes (keep in mind, no mods were around) until he crashed the server with all the traffic from chat.

Everytime he logged on after that. It's just "someone order a pizza. i have cash", "someone order a pizza. i have cash", and maybe ""someone order a have cash cash cash cash cash cash". We figured it was a bot, and after a month of this going on, we banned him.

This screenshot is the last one taken before 414 went rogue. August 16th. I never saw him again. ''But I did. ''

(part 2 coming soon)