MPW's Chrimbo Vacation-o

ATTENTION! THERE ARE THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!
 * 1) This Legend Is Fictional
 * 2) The following pasta is an entry
 * 3) Merry Christmas!

December 23rd, 2018
 (Yawn). Wasn't the best sleep last night, but it's better than nothing. Oh crap! I forgot I am going to Golden Brine's mansion today to spend the entire Christmas and new years season there.

And from there, MPW got out of his bed, and walked over to glitched's room to wake her up.

 Ahem. G L I T C H E D C R E E P Y...

 AH! AH! Gosh-Darn-It MPW! What do you want?

 Remember? Golden Brine is generous enough to let us stay at his for Christmas.

 Sweet, I get to destroy his house!

 Then your naughty, and you know what that means.

 Aww crap.

 It'll be fun! Give it a chance for once!

 Fine. I'll wake up Shrautsticks and Kelzod.

And Glitched got out of her bed to wake up the others. By then, everyone was getting ready.

 I am hyped for this adventure! (No you're not you immature assbag)

 Shraut, stop talking to yourself like that. You're eventually going to ruin your own life by saying things like that.

 Yeah I should stop. (You like it, brainless shithead)

 Uhmm.

 Yeah... Don't ask.

 Who's driving?

 I am.

WIP