Buttwing4 Bothers Me

'WE GOT A TROLLPASTA FOR B4BM UP IN HERE!!!! ENJOY!!! -GREEN0704'

Hallo!

My name is Seth!

Suddenly, a strange figure appeared on my screen.

BUTTWING4?!?! BUT HE BE DED!!!!

"No. Me be alive." He said.

" Die. " I said.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo..." He whispered summoning a frying pan made of pure black energy.

I called me friends of Skypee.

Me: GUYZ... ME NEEDZ DA HELP FIGHTING BUTTWING4!!!

Storks: BUTTWING4?!!? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!!!

Yerpadja: I will halp.

Terterterterter: Same.

Buttwing4: Stop.

FartageFartage: Omg. I thought he was ded.

Buttwing4: Dats wut me wanted ya to think.

Me: Die.

Buttwing4: DIXHXHAJSIDUJISINNOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY WEKNESS!!!!!

He ded.

Da First Batle
AUUUGGHHH!!!!

BUTTWING4 BE BACK!!!!

HE KEPS BODERIN MEH!!!!

Buttwing4: u all must di.

Me: y?

Buttwing4: Cuz me died and don't have anything better to do...

Me: Dat sad m8...

Buttwing4: DON'T INSULT ME LIFE CHOICES!!!! I SHALL DESTROY U!!!

Suddenly, because the author couldn't think of a logical explanation, millions of pro PvP players appeared.

Buttwing4: Omg no...

We beat da snot out of dat dummy.

De End.