Red Brine

ATTENTION! THERE ARE THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!
 * 1) This Pasta is Fake
 * 2) This was made for your entertainment
 * 3) This is rated e for everyone.

Day 1
I've been on Minecraft for a good 2 years with nothing happening, it was until these few days I realize the game wasn't safe anymore. I created a new world, and decided to put the seed to my favorite color; "Red". I spawn in and go to my first tree, taking the wood from it. However, instead of getting normal wood, I get red wood even if the tree was normal. "Weird" I thought. "That usually doesn't happen." The red wood was normal wood, but recolored. I make wooden red planks with the logs, and continue to build a house. By the first 15 minutes, I have had everything I needed, but the exception that it was all red instead of their normal color. Even the ores were colored red, so I couldn't find out what ore they were until I mine it, which annoyed me. "Uggghh. I'll never find diamonds like this." I mumble to myself. Eventually, I give up on trying to find ores and proceed back to my house to arrange the ones I have gotten. When I walked into my house, the first thing I see an armor stand I didn't place with a red colored Steve with Herobrine's eyes. "What the hell?" I said, beginning to worry. "I didn't place this here, which means... Something is in my world!" As soon as he made his claims, an entity with the name Red_Brine404 uses the chat for the very first time. "01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100101 00101110." says the creature. It was binary, but I didn't have time to pull up the translator, I had to see this. I hear my doors open behind me and I freeze. "Okay, it's there. Don't provoke it, don't look at it. It'll go away." I say to myself. But you know what? I still looked behind me. Only to see nothing there. "Huh?" I said. "Someone's got to be playing tricks on me." As soon as I said that, I remembered this was a single player world. Nobody could join me unless they hack in, which the chance of that is VERY low.

W.I.P