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'This story belongs to GREEN0704. This is a Trollpasta kinda. Enjoy!'

Starting
Null: So this is an interview?

Sean: Kinda.

Batwing4: Weird.

Herobrine: Null. I'm so sorry...

Null: For what?

Herobrine: This. (Takes away translator) HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Null: Null NULL!!!! null null null nullnull. NULLNULLNULL NULL!!!!

303: PRICELESS AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sean: Mind giving my girlfriend back her translator?

Herobrine: (Purpously drops it) Oops~.

Null: NULL NULL NULLNULLULULUL NULL NULLLL!!!!

-Translation: YOU FAGGOT!!!! LET ME AT EM!!!!-

Sean: Null, can you learn English please?

Null: null.

Sean: Correction: Null, speak English.

Null: null.

Sean:...

Null: Null null null null!

Sean: What?

Null: null...

303: This is gold.

Null: 👿👿👿👾👿👾👿💀💀👿💀👿💀👿👊👨😀

Herobrine: From what I understand from that... I'm scared.

Null: null.

Sean: WHAT DOES NULL MEAN?!?!?

Null: null.

Sean: So null means null?

Null: NULL!!!

Sean: Guys, I have an idea!

Sean: Lets put her on Rosetta Stone!

Null: null?I

Herobrine: Great idea!

2 Hours of Null learning English later...

Sean: Can you speak yet?

Null: null.

Sean: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU