Herobrine VS Keanu Reeves (Trollpasta)

It was a bright day in Minecraft and Steve just left his house to go on a fabulous adventure

"Ehh..I'm bored" Said the sad motherfucker called Steve.

But then an earthquake happened and Herobrine emerged from the ground

"It's time you die, Steve" said Herobrine

"First of all, why me of all people? Second...I have a real specialist to take you down" Says steve

Steve then picked up the phone (THERE IS NO PHONES IN MINECRAFT YOU FUCK!!) and rang a player to come and kill Herobrine.

"Who you calling?" Herobrine said

"Today is your lucky day, Herobrine....Because KEANU FUCKING REEVES IS COMING FOR YOUR BITCH!!!" Steve said in an epic voice.

Herobrine gasped and said

"OH SHIT!"

That was when he noticed Keanu Reeves walk up to the scene. Herobrine was scared shitless.

"Herobrine....YOUR BREATHTAKING!" said Keanu Reeves

Herobrine just froze in place

FIGHT!
Keanu Reeves brought out a katana and charged at Herobrine, and Herobrine screamed like a little girl. After that Keanu Reeves sliced and diced him to pieces.

"Thank you, Keanu Reeves." Steve said

"Your welcome...Now to star in John Wick Chapter 4...." Said Keanu Reeves.

But then, a man stood in front of Keanu....It was

Ray William Johnson.

To be continued...