Video game cause Violence (Xmas version)

Chapter 1: It's Christmas
It's that time of the year, ITS CHRISTMAS, you're probably wondering why am I alive, I'm too ugly for hell, and now I can play Minecraft with friends if I have one lol.

Chapter 2: Downstairs
I run down the stairs to play my computer and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND ALL MY BONES ARE BROKEN.

Chapter 3: Respawn
I guess I'm celebrating Christmas in the Hospital again but do not worry I have a phone to play Minecraft with I click the phone and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my Finger

Chapter 4: Food
The nurse told me to take a break from Minecraft anyway he came to assist me from eating because my mother didn't show up in the hospital when she carries me there, the Nurse feed me and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My mouth