Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-34369352-20181212100541/@comment-36621215-20181223145920

Dozlek wrote: No, here's how it'll end:

A dude named Bob is playing the drums, when he plays on the crash cymbal too hard, and his drumstick flies out of his window and hits a cat. The cat runs away into the road, where president Trump is driving around, and the cat runs in front of the car,  and he has to turn the car, and hits a tree. He flies out of the windshield and blames the Mexicans for it, since he's retarded. He declares war on Mexico, but turns out Kim Jong Un is gay with a Mexican man and gets mad at the U.S, so he declares war on the U.S. Then Putin joins in and kills Kim Jong Un with a vodka bottle, then the Mexican Kim was gay with kills Putin, and Russia can't live without Putin, so hack into every nuke system in the world and blows the world up. The end. Dude. That's too fucking retarded to even be a thing to say.