Board Thread:Writing Workshop/@comment-36621215-20191030191551

=MPW=  I don't know who you think I am, but I know for sure I'm not a toaster.

 How does a back scratcher work?

 I smell a Christmas ham. Time to do what I do best.

=Shrautsticks=  SELLING SHRAUT STICKS! ONLY FOR $399.99! THAT'S A GREAT PRICE!

 I like grass. Say, MPW, can I visit the backyard?

 I DIDN'T EAT THE CAKE! (Licks chocolate frosting from fingers.)

=Henriot5=  I don't honestly like where this is going.  C'MON GUYS, IT'S CHRISTMAS! WE CAN'T DO THIS NOW!  My bladder has a tendency to overfill when I consume liquids.

=Jenna Glenwood=  OMG I SAW SANTA! No wait, that's just a garbage bag.

 Roblox vs Fortnite? PFFFT, obviously Minecraft.

 You cant tuna fish. Right? Right? Right? R I G H T?

=And many more...=  I am afraid of water. Summing it up, I have aquaphobia.

 WOOF! (Well, this is a kick in the kahoot.)

 Go fish.

 GOD DAMMIT! HOW DO YOU DO IT-

<EnderChas> Say, why do you smell like mail?

<X-Inbox> Hi.

<EnderChas> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

=They're back for another round.= <MPW> C'mon guys. Let's shovel this s-

<All of them> ...

<Henriot5> That's a lot of snow.

<MPW> NOT IT-.

<Shrautsticks> why me

=This time... uhh... what's different. Uhm. Let's see-= <Kelzod> (Walking out of the door.) Hey, thanks for the few months I've been here.

<MPW> KELZOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Kelzod> You'll get over it soon. Merry Christmas! :)

<MPW> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO CUT THE ONIONS!? WHO DID IT!?

<Kelzod> I did. >:)

<MPW> AIGHT GET THE FUCK OUT- (Throws chair.)

<Kelzod> OW-

<Random guy in the background> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN-

=(Still flipping through the script.)= <MPW> Ready as I'll ever be, I guess. I'll just hope nobody finds me suspicious when I take a minute to scratch my ornaments.

<X-Inbox> You said enough- let's go.

<MPW> Right.

=Nope. You've seen that before. (Continues.)= <Popstar792> IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, CHILDREN!

<PurpleTheUnicorn> Oh.

<MPW> No.

<TheRogue12> OH NO.

<Popstar792> GET IN THE CAR CHILDREN, WE'RE GOING FOR LETHAL BUT FESTIVE SLEDDING.

<MPW> I don't-

<Popstar792> (Yeets them into the car.) YAYYYYYY! :D

<Purple> Pop, I know a sport. Let me lay down flat in the driveway and drive with ease.

=uh. just enjoy the preview.= <The Dead Writer> I'M A WRITER

<MPW> AND I'M A WRITER

<The Dead Writer> WE'RE BROTHERS

<MPW> PROBABLY

<TDW> AND WE SHARE HOR-

<MPW> LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT.

<TDW> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<MPW> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Chicken10 with his head stitched back on> BABAABBABABABBABABABABBBABABABBBABABBABABABABABBABABABABBABABABABABABABABABABBB

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