Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-33141717-20191226064834

Final Call from Number Linton Street

911: What's your emergency!

Caller: So uh I killed my fr-friend and I don't know what to do, his blood, blood, his blood is all over my hand Uhm, please, *sob* can you get here!.

911: So you killed your friend?

Caller: Uhm...

Caller: Yes, I stabbed him because he told me to do it.

911: [Inaudible background talking], So who told you to do it?

Caller: HE, told me to do it!

Caller: Can you please get here, he's starting to stink and I don't want to be killed by him when he wakes up again.

911: Don't worry, we will be over right away, uh, So you said you killed him is this right?

Caller: Yes, I stabbed him twice, once in the leg and one in the neck.

911: ok...

Caller: I wouldn't have done it, only if I didn't [static].

-VHS unplug-

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