Thread:Bella1963/@comment-31651395-20180527091242

Gooey: *casually boingz around* Clementine: *casually walks around* Sword: *how the heck does sword even walk* Gooey: So, like my dad is really ugly but at the same time really cool and he cries tears and he says it burns his eye so he tries wearing an eye patch but realized he can't see since he has one eye and- Clementine: He sure is talkative. Gooey: BUT MY DAD IS LOOKING FOR A WIFE SO HE KIDNAPPED A QUEEN!!!1!!11! Clementine: ... Sword: ... Sword: Your dad needs milk. (*footsteps ahead*) Clementine: Someone's coming. Gooey: Oooooh! We're like spies! (*The same cloaked man runs in the room waving his arms around and singing a song in a deranged and slightly insane manner*) ????: JONTO, VUN JONTO.... ????: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! JUHYAMBAVITRIGOKOPOKOJAAAH!!!! ????: How dare that little gooey kid ruin my personal time! How could he? He's just a SICKO! A sick little kid who thinks that the WORLD IS IN HIS CONTROL! Humph! Just because he is a prince does not mean he can take orders from me, THE Hyness! Which is literally my name! BUT I DON'T CARE! He's driving me mad! He's a little idiot! He has problems! Plus, Bendy x Frisk is a cute ship who deserves a lot of love! YES! I'll SHOW everyone that the ship is PERFECT! (*Hyness is takes a deep breath*) Clementine: "Hyness"? Hmmmm.... Marduk: Hyness, calm down! My ears hurt! De: Think about it. You're acting a bit mean. Hyness: *slams wall* Hyness: SHUSH PRISONERS! GO BACK TO SLEEP! Tona: We're ghosts. Me and De don't sleep. Marduk: And my ears hurt. Peashooter: Can someone remind me why I'm here? Hyness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Zan: Wth happened here? Peashooter: We have a sad squidward here. Zan: Oh. Zan: Do you want a hug, Hyness? Hyness: NO!!! I'M TOO EDGY FOR THIS!!! Zan: No you're soft and squishy and adorable and huggable and cute and beautiful!!!! Hyness: YOU'RE DISGUSTING! (*Francisca's head pokes out of the door*) Francisca: What's going on here? Zan: Hyness is having a bad day! Francisca: Oh ok, I have a secret weapon. (*Francisca has a cookie in her hand and raises it*) Francisca: Who wants a nom nom cookie? Hyness: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Hyness: *tackles Francisca* Zan: Much better. Tona: Is it weird if I ship it? De: Yes it is. ... Clementine: These people are as bad as mortals. Sword: Mistress? Clementine: What is it- Clementine: ....Where's Gooey? Gooey: *follows Francisca and Hyness* Sword: Welp, I guess we've gotta do it without him. ... (*Zan sees Clementine and Sword*) Zan: HALT! Who dares to enter the mother of the jambandra base? Zan: You were trying to ruin the dark one's father's birthday, weren't you? Hyness: WHAT?!?!? Francisca: How dare they! Gooey: *is too derp to know what's going on* Hyness: Wait a second... those were the two people that numbskull was with! Flamberge: I SMELL A BATTLE!!!! Francisca: Wanna join, Flamberge? Flamberge: Joining the hot flames of battle would definetly be fun! I'm in! (*Every trapped person groans when Flamberge arrives*) Peashooter: oh boy. Hyness: 4 AGAINST TWO! HOW FUN!!!! Gooey: No! Three against four! Gooey: *joins sides with Clementine despite being too derp* Flamberge: '''UGH!! JAMBLASTED TRAITOR!''' Francisca: *prepares axe* Flamberge: *prepares sword* Zan: *prepares spear* Hyness: *eats cookie*

A fight begins. 