Board Thread:Writing Workshop/@comment-35439862-20190113160837

LAR2’s one year anniversary. What a great occurance to have come to this rather petit server.

It at first baffled Fico at how a person of true evil could become one of the server’s best friends, but it happened. LAR2 was seduced by Fico’s mercy and became one of true power. It was an excellent moment for Fico, and even LAR2, to shake hands and become allies for their, and the server’s, good.

How could the server benefit from such an extreme?

The answer lies within the lack of trolls. Ever since LAR2 joined the server’s side, the amount of trolls had decreased by more than 99%. At first, they had gotten about one troll per day before LAR2’s conversion. Now, with LAR2 at their side, the amount of trolls had decreased by a staggering amount, logarithmically. Fico decided to settle on that word. Exponentially and linearly were words he wasn’t the most fond of.

Fico had just gotten done with his morning chores, and had decided to walk out of his dorm for a good ol’ walk around the server. Fico had appreciated the joys of walking. It helped him think about his many interests and helped him digest the new server. He had seen many familiar faces during his walk and smiled at each and every one of them. He was sure he got a smile back from one or two of the faces.

It was around the coliseum where he saw the admins- no… not admins… friends. Yes, friends. He had known them for long enough to consider them personally as “friends”. Yes, Fico became warm inside with that analogy, considering his once-authorities “friends”.

As Fico approached his friends, he heard each of them converse.

 And that’s why, whenever I ride on a swing set, I feel like vomiting.

 Haha… that could just be because of stomach problems. I had that one time.

Fico tried to find a moment to slip into the conversation while at the same time poke their attention with a smirk.

 I’d suggest you take some-... Wait, Fico, what were you doing there? I didn’t notice ya!

 Haha… I’m always around… Okay, that just sounds a bit creepy.

 Hmm… Well, me and the gang were just-

 Discussing one of your bodily issues... again. How many of those do you have, by the way? It sounds like you’re sick or something.

 Nah… If I was sick, the problems would only happen temporarily. They’ve been around since I was born.

 Huh… Interesting… Hmm… I think I need to have a word with LAR2, alone.

 Huh? Why would you want to talk to me alone?

 ...You’ll find out. 