Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29372061-20180310134336/@comment-34440546-20180318225953

Bella1963 wrote: I decided that the killing massacre is starting to get boring, so I called Bill Cipher to this world and then started the Weirdmageddon in that world.

Bill : Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas.. *Pulls out duckling that explodes into tarantulas*

Bella : And now that we're here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird! *Mischievous grin*

Both : Ah-ha-ha-ha! *Cackling evilly*

Bill : *Picks up cat* Look at these creatures, not enough features.

Me : Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir! *Uses magic to make it happen*

Group of bear : Ah - Ah - Ah - Ahhhh!

Me : Very nice!

Bill : *points to a tower and uses magic to turn it into a monster* Look at this tower under my power!

Bella : *points at humans and drags then using Bill's stick* Look at these people, puny and feeble!

Both : Look, We're just two triangles trying to save you, from the delusions society gave you.

Bella : Gravity’s a lie

Bill : And so is the sky!

Both : Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye!

.*Uses magic to conjure a pyramid*

Bella : Look at this money!

Bill : Who’s that, honey? Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

Bella : *rolls eyes* (Really Bill? Like, really?)

Bill : Hey! I mean, seriously, I’m all over the place!

Bella : Hmph.

Bella : Look at this weather, I could do better!

Bella : Mandelbrot rainbows! *uses magic to draw one in the sky*

Bill : *Conjures a screaming tornado* Screaming tornadoes!

Bill : Look at this loser, drinking coffee.

Random guy : *sips*

Bella : *Uses magic to turn it into decaf* …Now it’s decaf!

Random guy : *spits*

Bill : Look at these people, calling us evil!

Bella : *turns them into statues* Right back at you, now you’re all statues!

Both : Cackles evilly once again.

Bella : Now everything you know has disappeared!

Bill : It’s gonna get weird!

Me: And nuke Gravity Falls pls.