The Sheep

Henlo dere! Im hier to tel u bout a verry crepy expierenze I encounted. I remind you dat I spek perfekt gramer ant I kan spel relly god! Alsso, ma sentencees mak senze! Der ar lotz off bad punz toooo!

Da beggening!
I newer new dat mincraft woud be so skarry! I creted a minkraft world and I kiled a shep cuz I waz hungrey! Butt denn I "herd a shep" screming! I newer herd a shep screaming in da midle of a herd of shep before! It was so skarry! Im gona type de sounnd ov the screeem of da shep in ma ovn wordz! It waz like, "MEAAEAAEAAAAÄÄÄÄÄHHHHH"! It waz so scarry! I hop nowon wil witnes somting dis scary!

Da shep alsu stared at meh! Omg! I wil neva evea forgett dat star! It stared at meh and gawe meh nitmares de necst nite! I ewen tok a sreamshot ov de shep!

WARNIN! DIS PICTUR MAI BEH DIZSTURBIN FOR SOM UZERS! U HAV BEN WARNED! Sory! I haad to blurrrr it out a bitt! Coz so skarry it was! I stil hop u dont gett nitmars fromm dis!

Dis waz also de exakt momnt dat i new, DE SHEP WAS A LIEEE!!! A BIGG THICCC LIEE!!!!!

I wil neva eva forgett dat stare! And dat screm! EVA! I neva plaied minkraft since dis expironce!

Im so srry if u get nitmares, butt i had to shw u gyes abou dis expirenc I had! Aniway, stai safe in minkraft! I hop nobode enkounterr a shep in Minkraft eva!

Goodiebai!