Death itself

Just wandering around In minecraft. Just finding the farlands. Until i encounter this guy.

You have been cursed.

 Oh yes! thank you! (Sarcasm)

You are pathetic.

 Pathetic. More like you are pathetic.

Enough of this nonsense.

He just smashes me with a boulder but i dodged it.

 You are probably too slow to hit me, Turtle.

You dare to insult me!?

 Yeah, Edgy dude.

He smashed more of the boulders but i dodged more. I was getting more annoying to him.

 If i were you, I'd sue my parents.

STOP IT!

 What are you gonna do? Smash me with your boulders?

I WILL CURSE YOU WITH NO DEXTERITY!!!

 I have skills bruh.

Then, The darkness leaves.

 Good. You leaved amen.

I was being arrogant and Sarcastic. But now. I didn't know someone is watching me.

To be continued -->

is this a jojo reference?