Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-44873402-20200223035117

Time: 12:00 GMT (For those of you who don't like Greenwich time, piss off.)

Location: A fallout bunker somewhere in Croatia.

TheMysteriousHood: Right lads, I have something to say.

Shrautsticks: Oh great, somebody is gonna get wrecked. (You hope it's you, shitface.)

FoxofJudyFoster: What is it? Did we do something wrong?

SweetPsychoGamerGirl: Yes, don't leave us in suspense Hood.

Hood: Here it is. Last week, before the big nuclear holocaust, we did a raid on a shithead who was posting links to malware and making a general mess of shit, remember?

MinecraftPastaWriter: Oh yeah, I remember. That was fun.

Hood: Well, I will tell you what isn't fun: getting in trouble with PETA.

Shraut: What does PETA have to do with it? (...)

Hood: Just this: one of you dipshits shot a dog.

NightmaricGod: That would be me.

Hood: Why the fuck did you do it?

NightmaricGod: I don't know. It was all so fast, and the dog was barking at me...

SweetPsycho: What's the matter with shooting a mutt?

Hood: Now PETA has got the whole Earth angry about it. Just think. We shot a fucking human being, but they are worried about the damned dog.

Fox: Do you suppose the dog went to hell?

Henriot5: Not the point here.

Hood: Here is the point: PETA is pissed off because we shot a fucking dog. So listen to me...

(Everyone listens intently)

Hood: From now on, when we go on raids

Hood: Even if you are just about to be ripped apart by a mutant mutt

Hood: DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG.

Henriot: I'll try to remember that while attempting to save my comrade's life.

Hood: Shoot the human raiders, shoot the innocent children, shoot the pregnant mothers, but

Hood: Don't shoot the fucking dog! Now, repeat after me...

(Everyone) Don't shoot the fucking dog!

Henriot: What if we accidentally run a living being over with a tank?

Hood: Was it a dog?

Henriot: No, it was a human child of 5 years old.

Hood: Doesn't matter. But DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG.

Shraut: What if we kill a trans? (You would, turd.)

Hood: Was it a canine?

Shraut: No, it was originally a he, but now a wormself.

Hood: Doesn't matter. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!

Fox: What if I accidentally knock over a due pregnant lady?

Hood: Was she pregnant with puppies?

Fox: No, normal human infants.

Hood: Nobody will care. Just DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!

Hood: Now, everyone, repeat after me: don't shoot the fucking dog.

(Everyone again) DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG!

Hood: Now, does everyone get it?

(Everyone) YES!

DON'T SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG 