Dem Litany of minecwaft

Go figure.

Wai ther a hand? I d0n' know, But somehow, Dem hand brought dis' game to lifey, so sit down an' listen, i got this from audio recording from a old booth so donts judgee. Once threr was dem herobrines hand from notch's Ass's, Notch created the hand with his own sperm cells with a ol' bitch, Notch wuz's not proud, he felt (pen) fame, Notch discovereding that his newbornings handy dandy, could makes cubes in compooperz, Soh, Notch's starts a busynisis and sold dem cubes for 0.01 cent, He fortune riseed slolwy, And begun, makings 0.003 yen a yeer, And he become won of the must unspring persons of them yeers...