Herobrine is shrek

so, wun day i was playing minecraft and i herd a spooki sound. Then a voyce behind me said "Number 15 burger king foot lettuce." i wuz terrifiead. Then mai mincraft game crashed and i screemed. I gawt bac on mincraft and i saw herobrin, but he had sum really spooki red eyes and he wuz holding a knife. I tried to run but i gawt teleportad to da nether, and hurobrin killed meh. I gawt bacc on minecraft and hurobrine just walked up to meh, and he said "what r u doing in my swamp, u bastard?" hurObrin then turned into shrek and mai compootah crashed. all star kept playing and i started screeming. legdend sez that hurobrin iz shrek

why the fuck did i make this