Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-36621215-20200121153924

Hi! I'm MPW! You may know me for my writing and dedication to the forums. What you may not know; are these 30 facts about me! LET'S GO!

1. Jesus is my savior.

2. I'm a human.

3. My favorite berry is bananas.

4. The earth is flat.

5. i liek metal because i'm edgy

6. I dispose of grass eaters. Come here, Shraut-

7. Memes are my favorite weapon.

8. I snapped several times. We're all dead inside now.

9. Cheeseburgers or pizza? Leave a like and comment your opinion down below-

10. I'm locked in my mom's attic and I'm still looking for help or a way out. One moment pl- PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE! MY PET IS A SPIDER AND HE BITES!

11. ABABBABABABBABABBABABAABAABABAABABBABABABBABABABABBABABABA-

12. Gordon Ramsay is my abusive father.

13. egg

14. rg grngirebngierunguierbgbuierr bui5nubih54reu gh eriuhgb triuetgh48oreigher

15. Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus-

16. zippity doo, zippity zay, ur mother has the super gay

17. my gender is yes although my mom says it's no

18. my full name is MinecraftPastaWriterAlolololololool

19. cheese makes me ree. (insert cheese) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

20. Subscribe to pewdiepie. I don't give a fuck if the battle is over, you should still subscribe.

21. wendy juan

22. wendy joo

23. I'm still a human.

24. A funny number.

25. An even funnier number.

26. An unfunny number.

27. An even unfunnier number.

28. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

29. shrek is my favorite avenger

and lastly, 30. fnaf is good, but the community is cancer

Thank you for reading! 