League of All Clichés

Aye, I have come by a list of clichés in this wiki, so I decided to make a pasta filled with clichés, just for fun.

Story
Have you heard of Cutterz? He is a demonic entity in Minecraft. Please believe me, this is very real/

I was playing Minecraft at 3:14 am, in the middle of the night, alone in my room, next to an ouija board. The game was downloaded by a site that was taken down; you can never access it anymore. Strangely, my edition is one of a kind, with the version number being 666666, and yeah, it was creepy, since there was a blood stain on it. I hadn't seen it before! Please believe me, it is very very creepy.

I started the game. It had a creepy music going on, unlike anything I had ever heard. It then loaded a seed automatically, with 666 as the number, and everything became 666.

I walked. There were corpses everywhere on the ground, and one was being hanged by a burnt tree. It was so scary! This was not natural at all! There was blood everywhere, blood, blood, and blood!

I looked more closely, the blood was painted like a pentagon, and it looked just like a ritual from Satan! He was a demon, a very bad one. I bet this was his doing!

The trees didn't have any leaves. There were pyramids made on the ground. Dirt was dug out from the ground.

There was a figure about a hundred steps ahead of me. It was totally black in color, save for a pair of red eyes. I gave a scream! But I was alone.

Suddenly, I saw a sign in front of me. It said "I am behind you". I instinctively tell myself "DON'T LOOK BEHIND", but I heard a noice, so I turned back.

There was no escape. I was trapped on the ground.

There was no escape. AHHHH, blood was everywhere!

I turned around, those red eyes looked at me. I turned back to the computer. The demonic entity pulled his hand through the screen and pulled me into the game.

I became many blocks, and there it was, the demon.

"I am Cutterz! The demon who will kill you!"

"Why? Please don't..."

"No reason! That's all cliché pastas do! I will kill you for absolutely no reason!"

He plunged his sword to my arm. It got chopped off!

Blood was everywhere! And I did mean everywhere! There was no escape!

He kicked me again, and I landed in my room! My arm was gone!

(Strangely I didn't get unconscious or die due to loss of blood)

I pulled out my phone and tried to dial the Police. It was not responding!

Everything in my phone turned to 6666666666666666!

Ahhhhh! Cutterz had everything under control!

I tried to shut down my computer. I pulled off the battery and it was still running!

The demon cackled!

I screamed in horror as Cutterz pulled out a razor and lunged at me!

I pulled out a tennis racket and whacked him in the head. He was unconscious!

Whew! I escaped!

And then Cutterz got back up and said "YOU ARE NEXT".