Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-32774689-20180512101035/@comment-26318250-20180521131644

A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this! Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!" c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3 Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other a##holes who only care about looks! Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE