Glitch Steve

This weird entity is always sneaking around and has a 1/1000 chance to spawn in unloaded chunks. It is not very common to meat him but if you do the lag gets intense so he can dissapear easily. I have seen him once but before I can get a good view everything crashed. When I opened MC up again and look at the crash log it said "Crash reason:Don't come close or it will happen to your computer." So ofcourse I had to hunt him down but I could not find him until in chat it sayed"Don't tell anybody or face the consequences" So I told mojang but as a reply it said "Now face the consequences." Then all my power and internet went out. So I went to McDonalds to write this to you and if you ever see him tell him im coming back one day, To finish him.