Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26318250-20180715063734/@comment-36530255-20180828152014

Judge: Ok sir, what do you steal?

Kyle: A can of peaches.

Judge: A can of peaches, and-how many peaches were in the can?

Kyle: I think about, 9. Yeah, 9.

Judge: Hm, alright. We'll sentence you to 9 years in prison. One for each peach.

Some random witness: Your honor, he also stole a can of peas.