Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26318250-20180624060526/@comment-27021824-20180703092031

Banned because Hello, and I am a gifted Peruvian, a current graduate computer science student as well as a semi-professional Dota 2 player. You may be wondering why I am in your extremely low-skilled games. The truth is, as much as you would like to deny it, this is one of my MANY smurf accounts. I have over twenty accounts, so your reports mean NOTHING to me.

I will not convince you the valid reasoning behind my behavior; I am a gifted individual, and I do not expect you to understand such complex interactions. All I will say is that if I am gnefing, you absolutely deserve it. In terms of skill, my peak MMR is 6.0k, which I consider to be a mediocre rank. However, us 6k players deem you —1k players unworthy to even speak to us free of charge. In fact, I am being generous for giving you the opportunity and honour to speak to me in-game. In other words, think of me as a superior, but do not idolize me.

Some general advice for you when playing with me in-game? Absolutely. Oh, and if I find you are being racist to me or my other fellow Peruvians, then I will grief your game. That is a given.
 * 1) Do not idolize me in ANY way (e.g. commending me), or you shall be muted and reported.
 * 2) Do not question my plays, as they are simply too complex for you degenerates to comprehend. Doing so, you will instantly find yourself muted and reported.
 * 3) Do not disrespect my lane(s), or I will simply AFK and mute/report you. I will also grief any game I find you in.
 * 4) If I tell you to do something, then follow my instructions or feel my wrath.
 * 5) NEVER question my VAC and/or game ban: they are simply both evidence of Valve's unexperienced security engineers. Doing so will tell me that you are incapable of reading, and as a result I shall mute, report, and ruin your game.

TL;DR: You need Adderall.

Thank you for your tim