STaTiC gLiTcH

Hello. Welcome to STaTiC gLiTcH. Hope you enjoy my pasta (does it need more sauce?). As always, this pasta was fake. If it's poor quality, I apologize cause I started this when I woke up. EnJoY!

Chapter 1
I opened Minecraft and started a new world. Survival mode, single player. Nothing too interesting. I chopped down a tree, and turned the wood into planks. I built a basic house, wasn't too fancy. I had seen a mountain when I spawned in, so I decided to get some coal. I headed off to the mountain and mined the coal. I crafted a torch and mined enough cobble to make a sword, pickaxe, and a furnace. I headed back to my house and made those things. I then headed out, with a new sword, pickaxe, and a stack of torches, to find a cave. I eventually stumbled across a large ravine. I mined my way down to the bottom and fought off some creepers and skeletons. I placed some torches and kept heading deeper. I found lava. I also found an odd figure next to the lava... It appeared to be steve, but a static glitchy kind. His username was glitched, but every 10 seconds you could make out "STaTiC gLiTcH" in it's name. To be continued!