Thread:DanielMBurton/@comment-25997078-20161027215822

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Huggerbutt, there lived a naughty bottle cap who was always up to no good. He hates the Evil Clothespin, a heterosexual Trump supporting tall brown paperclip fanatical depressing sneaky clotespin that is always up to no good. The evilest thing he had ever done is say "I hate you" to a 14 year old. One day, the silver clawed chicken roasting Black Knight of Fuckslol has come to slay the wicked clothespin. Eventually, the knight failed because the clothespin got cancer and died.

The end. 