RICHARD

== Authors comments== I'm gunna die.

Sodie pop
Gran'ma Scoop slowly slithered down the hallway to the kitchen where she can't find her sodie po-

Gran'ma Scoop : RICHARD!

Gran'ma Scoop : Stupid damn Richard alway-

Soon, a old man stumbled off the stairs. Richard. Richard wasn't a smart fellow, but he can play mine calf.

Gran'pa Richard : What all the screamin' about?!

Soon Gran'ma Scoop scrunched up her lips an' yelle-

Gran'pa Scoop : WHERE MY-  Give it. GIVE ME THE COMPUTER!

Gran'pa Richard : Nu~

The old woman began to pounce first.

Mine calf
Gran'ma Scoop began to gather her cows, she was gunna kill Richard.

Gran'ma Scoop: Damn Richard, won't even give me the computer. HmmMMmm even drank my SODIE POP.

w.i.p