Chooken Maen

I waz pleahing Mincratf wen I tooche le cooken ond he getz foonal Smeesh. He turnred intoo a goi and Tanhoos appeared! He snep his finges and mii aloog wih de entiites. The soover crehed and a mosage seid "Get baned lolololol" I letf and ploied Aneimel Croosing. He appar in gem and sai "Remebr meh boi?" I toned my Neow Nentanbro todeez XL and pleied on mah Ninterdo Swis. He aper as mah poofiel poic. I turn it oof and wendy to mah compoper to plei Merincreft. I pleid mah soorvr and he thro thing at mii! I den rent bacc to mah houuz dat woz build in oon zecond, cloozed de dor and hid. He opend de dor and fond mii wit thing! OMG hei brok mah housz and I go to meencrof bad joost to remeend u! He tri to brek bed butt all he did waz kil me and ei respooned at a hoz. I loft and sav. I played Aenimel Croosing agin and he no apper but moga mon D R O P P E D H I S C A N N O N ? den de worl shatterd and evr1 moonds blew oop! Mih and Chooken wer de onl suervivoz loft, I S A B E L L E sent ot her pookebel adn wii thot we wer the oonly ones lef! A missingno waz sent and we YAHOOed ot of toon. I go bacc to Minrcef adn we go to woodlend mension were we oofed in2 rom. We kil peepl adn wii plei mor servr when C      O     W is aper! We slep him adn de worl spilt in for! We wondr if we crashed and de Mooncref Goddez appered! We S L A P adn B U M P hem and he diez! The entir Moonceraf wolrd, servers, minigamz, 2torels, oozers, memecoonz, cretours, skonz, etc was no longa exsisting! I was the only 1 loft, and wen iye tooned to chiken he waz nu longa dere. My sef deeta was delet dis and i mad mor dateta, but evry cervor had juzt norml chookenz in it. But den.... I wondered whot hapen to mah Aeniml Crosin gam? I go ther and de Mirncraef Goodez was der lieing oon de grond. I go oven two hem and he sais:

"Ughghghfhg..... Irndheus.....Deddndnnd....You defohough mehehehe...butt.... yuo ersazed EVRY MIRNCROT THING! It iz gona coddneje a LOTEJOT 2 wiifix EVRYTHOONG! Go.... nowodkdjee.... Restorendndjrr the Murjdndndcrriridkraoft wold... givfjrhr itdjdjd life.... I will sjddndndndufeer until its restored.... tjirrjfjfhnhd...... hrnnndjddhd.... ughghghggug....."

I did restor pert oof it and iz stil restorzing it eeech dei, but Chooken Man wil bee restoreddd soooonnnn......

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