The 7 Golden Rules

Here are the seven golden rules for writing a Minecraft Creepypasta:

1: Something besides a Herobrine ripoff

2: Balance tension, gore, and fear

3: Be original

4: Beware the haters, the exposers, and the unbelievers

5: Cliffhangers

6: DON'T UNDER ANY CONDITION USE ALL CAPS!!!!

7: All creepypastas are equal