Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-27021824-20180127182320/@comment-32774689-20180128220704

I am so blue I'm greener than purple. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer. Llamas eat sexy paper clips. On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potatoM+52

My favorite color of the alphabet is friesM+19

I can't decide between hexagon and seahors

Banana error. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow. e The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.M+52

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.\

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