Catharsis: 666



Collab between Revaeropium and SCP-Deadlock.

Notice for Edgelords
This isn't 666 CE. The year is 666 in the WORLD. We will instantly hate the guts of any edgelord who doesn't read this notice.

Background
The year is 666.

A massive war between the entities of Minecraft left it in ruin...

300,000 entities dead...countless others injured...

A meeting was called during the eighth ceasefire.

To put it lightly...the meeting was...very controversial.

The resolution resulted in the world being divided between 14 of the most prominent states.

But that was, by far, the least controversial of the rulings.

These were...

ARTICLE IX: All superweapons will be dismantled.

''ARTICLE X: Freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly and petition will no longer be supported by the international community. Self-determination will be outlawed.''

All protests against the treaty, especially these two articles, were brutally crushed.

What happens next is the aftermath.

 These protests are getting way too out of hand!

 We can't just put them down. It will only make the situation worse!

 I see...

 I will fund a program for indoctrination.

 We will teach our youth to be obedient.

 The ageing populus won't matter.

 The time for the great retribution is drawing closer...

 I must prepare.

 Those mobs from the Overworld will regret ever stepping foot on our magnificent lands...

 The Scramble for the Overworld will soon begin!

Chapter 1: Isolated System
"'Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.' -Friedrich Nietzsche" God damn it!

 The Skeletons were right.

 These protests are getting out of control.

 Let me reiterate it. The indoctrination program is a long-term solution!

 I'm sorry to say that you have to 'deal' with them for now...

<Overworld Union> Argh...can't we just create an alliance to support each other if a large-scale rebellion occurs?

<United Glitch States> I could tolerate that.

''4th of May, 666. The Ring of Fire Union is founded between the United Glitch States, the Overworld Union and the Skeleton Union State.''

<Spider Jockey Republic> It's depressing to see how far entities could go to preserve order...

<Spider Jockey Republic> But individualism shall never die.

<Spider Jockey Republic> It's time.

<Human Kingdom> Yes.

<Human Kingdom> This will be the dawn of a new age.

''16th of August, 666. The Pact of Self-Determination is established by the Human Kingdom and the Spider Jockey Republic.''

<Skeleton Union State> The situation with the Spider Jockeys is worrying...

<Skeleton Union State> What do you think?

<Wither Republic> We should probably keep an eye on them.

<Wither Republic> However, our main focus should be more on internal threats, for now.

<Overworld Union> Oh no...

<Overworld Union> The Vexes and Creepers, they're rebelling...

''23rd of September, 666. Creeper and Vex rebels declare a state of war between them and the Overworld Union, starting the Overworld Civil War.''

<Nether League> I would be a fool for not using this opportunity!

<Nether League> THIS IS MY RETRIBUTION FOR ALL THOSE DECADES OF COLONIALISM AND PAIN!

''2nd of October, 666. The Nether League joins the war on the side of the Creeper and Vex rebels.''

<Overworld Union> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

<Nether League> WHY AM I DOING THIS?! You colonised my land, you terrorised my people.

<Nether League> Mercy will not be shown.

<Nether League> Don't even worry about it! I'll treat your people the same way you treated mine!

<Overworld Union> Is this what it's all about? A petty attempt at revenge?

<United Glitch States> I'll try and support your people as much as I can right now. <Skeleton Union State> I will support you as well, my friend.

<Overworld Union> Thank you, but I'll need more help.

<Overworld Union> Spider Confederacy?

<Spider Confederacy> Urgh...what do you want?

<Overworld Union> I know you want to liberate the Arthropods under the control of the Nether League.

<Overworld Union> If you help me, I can help you!

<Spider Confederacy> ...Suuure.

<Overworld Union> Let's do this.

''31st of October, 666. The Spider Confederacy joins the side of the Ring of Fire Union.''

<Overworld Union> It's over for me.

<Overworld Union> But the dying man has a question.

<Overworld Union> Who is responsible for these rebels?

<Human Kingdom> It was us.

<Human Kingdom> We funded them.

<Overworld Union> How am I surprised?

<Overworld Union> Sigh...whatever. Let's end this.

''3rd of January, 667. The Overworld Union capitulates.''

<Spider Confederacy> Nether, white peace?

<Nether League> ...Fine.

''10th of January, 667. The conflict between the Nether League and the Spider Confederacy ends in a white peace.''

''15th of January, 667. A treaty is drawn up to end the war. The Nether League annexes some territories, and the remains of the Overworld Union is divided up into the Creeper Idiocracy, the Zombie Directorate, the Slime Republic and the Vex State.''

<Creeper Idiocracy> At last. We are free.

<Slime Republic> It's a dream come true.

<Vex State> Our individuality has been restored.

<Zombie Directorate> Thank you two!

<Spider Jockey Republic> You're welcome. Would you like to join our alliance?

''28th of January, 667. The former Overworld union nations join the Pact of Self-Determination.''

<Spider Jockey Republic> That isn't all.

<Spider Jockey Republic> I have a surprise for you all.

''29th of January, 667. The Golem Federation and the Vindicator Plutocracy join the P.S.D.''

<Skeleton Union State> WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!

<Skeleton Union State> The Nether has grown in power. The O.U. is now dead.

<Skeleton Union State> And that's not all. The P.S.D. rivals us.

<United Glitch States> You're right. We need to invite some more nations.

<United Glitch States> Who wants to join?

<Witch Meritocracy> Count me in.

<Illusioner Bureaucracy> I would like to join too.

<United Glitch States> Perfect.

''9th of February, 667. The Illusioner Bureaucracy and the Witch Meritocracy join the Ring of Fire Union.''

<United Glitch States> Much better, but we still need a foothold in the End.

<United Glitch States> The Enderman Republic is definitely ruled out.

<United Glitch States> However, the Commonwealth of End Cities is a good target.

<United Glitch States> I just need to remove their political freedom.

<Commonwealth of End Cities> Oh no...

''21st of February, 667. A coup occurs in the Commonwealth of End Cities. The government is replaced by a totalitarian one, promoting Shulker superiority, and the nation is renamed to the Second Shulker Empire.''

<Second Shulker Empire> Excellent.

''27th of February, 667. The Second Shulker Empire joins the Ring of Fire Union.''

<Wither Republic> SUPPORTING TOTALITARIANS?!

<Enderman Republic> Disgusting...such hypocrisy.

<Enderman Republic> The 'land of freedom' is supported the governments it defeated 'in the name of freedom'...

<Wither Republic> I think it's time it returned.

<Enderman Republic> I couldn't agree more.

''10th of March, 667. The Terran Prosperity Organisation is founded between the Enderman Republic, the Wither Republic and the Evoker League.''

<United Glitch States> You Evokers will be punished for your crimes.

<Evoker League> Yeah, sure. Aren't you going to do to me what you did to your brothers up north?

<United Glitch States> Grrr...I'll get you.

<United Glitch States> But it's time for Operation Steel Flare.

<Human Kingdom> We are still here...

<Human Kingdom> This means that our end is near.

<Spider Jockey Republic> I understand.

<United Glitch States> Commencing Operation Steel Flare.

''13th of March, 667. "Operation Steel Flare". The Ring of Fire Union declares war on the Human Kingdom and the Spider Jockey Republic.''

<Vindicator Plutocracy> Our allies are under attack! We must intervene!

<Human Kingdom> No...don't.

<Golem Federation> And why not?

<Human Kingdom> If you don't intervene, you will be preventing one of the most horrible realities of all eternity...



<Creeper Idiocracy> Oh my god...

Chapter 2: Solidarity
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Chapter 3: House of Cards
SCP-Deadlock

Chapter 4: Ou La Mort
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Chapter 5: Everything is Now
SCP-Deadlock

Chapter 6: Destiny...?
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