Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27021824-20180329201109/@comment-26318250-20180330083801

anyways, my character

Name: Egbert Zolin Floyd Henriettitus de la Martinéz-Pěna Goldstein Rennmeister

Age: 66

Personality: Gay bigender semi queer nano-antitransqirl feminist vegan Crossfitting dog-walking Jewish muslim communist Nazi vaping pastafarian globalist. Likes ketchup on pizza, anime tiddies and the Zulu language. Has a "Portable Safe Space&trade;" in his pocket at all times. Enjoys kidnapping 6 year olds off the street and torturing them in his basement. Serial mass shooter, but never captured due to connections with higher-ups.