Board Thread:Shitposting/Random crap/@comment-27021824-20191209225351


 * Somewhere in a dimension not of this Earth filled with blood oceans, fatal cold and creatures that give the scariest and most insidious creepypasta characters run for their money*

December 7th 2019. 9 PM

Location: Bunker's Planning Room

Temperature (outside the bunker): -34 Degrees C

Temperature (inside the bunker): 21 Degrees C

SCP-Deadlock: Alright, I've gathered as much free people as possible in this bunker to help me choose what to play.

SCP-Deadlock: Now, I want you to make suggestions ASAP.

An Enderman, Ittyyy, Prism55Writes and TheMysteriousHood: Sir, yes sir!

SCP-Deadlock: Good, let's begin.


 * suggestion time*

An Enderman: Prison Break Game, Sir.

SCP-Deadlock: Do you take me as a fool? No mobile games, especially not those clickbaity Instagram garbages you find 24/7.

TheMysteriousHood: Manhunt 2, Sir.

SCP-Deadlock: I see you've been binge watching Bestgore.com. Get back to /pol/! And remember to take a shower more than once a month! Maybe it will clean your thoughts like beating dogs with shovels.

Ittyyy: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, Sir.

SCP-Deadlock: Sorry, I don't speak incomplete mish mash of dog shit.

Prism55Writes: No Players Online.

Prism55Writes: It's a relatively new horror indie game whose only description is that dead things should stay buried.

SCP-Deadlock: This is why I like you. Now, good friend, will you get it for me?

Prism55Writes: Yes, Sir!


 * A few moments later*


 * Tape appears on screen*

Everyone but Prism: Huh?

Prism55Writes: You are supposed to click it.

SCP-Deadlock: Ah, okay.


 * Tape shrinks, and later we are brought to MS-BOS intro screen, after that the server selection screen appear, and they are all hauntingly empty, with 3 being offline*

SCP-Deadlock: Why would I play any of there servers if they are absolutely empty?

Prism55Writes: Don't ask me. Just choose one of online servers and play it.


 * Deadlock selects the first server on the lists and it loads. Deadlock spawns in the starting area with only a pistol with nobody else around*

SCP-Deadlock: Eerie. Absolutely nobody.

An Enderman: Look, there is a flag.

TheMysteriousHood: It seems that this is some sort of CTF FPS game.

SCP-Deadlock: Yeah, no need to tell. Now, let's get the other flag.


 * Deadlock starts to move, albeit slowly*

SCP-Deadlock: Ugh... This, will take a while.

Tttyyy: You know how they say, patience is virtue.

Prism55Writes: Just keep moving.

TheMysteriousHood: This wind... is giving me chills.

SCP-Deadlock: Suck it up, nothing much to be worried about.

An Enderman: Well, he is right.

SCP-Deadlock: Whatever, let's just go.


 * Deadlock eventually picks up the enemy flag*

Prism55Writes: Now, you should just go to th-


 * Jazz plays*

An Enderman: Where is that coming from?

Prism55Writes: Don't ask me.

Ittyyy: What he said.

TheMysteriousHood: Ya like jaz-

SCP-Deadlock: HOOD!

TheMysteriousHood: Sorry, sir.

Prism55Writes: I think the jazz is coming from that room in front of you.

An Enderman: Yes.

SCP-Deadlock: Thank you, now, let's see what is causing that music.


 * Deadlock eventually notices a music box*

Prism55Writes: So, that was the source.

Ittyyy: I'd be careful, sir.

SCP-Deadlock: Nothing to be worried over, good man. I'll just shoot it, it's driving me nuts anyway.

TheMysteriousHood: Sir, I'd not do it if I were you.

SCP-Deadlock: AND WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I NOT SHOOT IT?

TheMysteriousHood: But you'll anger the ghosts.

SCP-Deadlock: DO YOU REALLY THINK THERE ARE GHOSTS IN HERE!? I'LL SHOW YOU THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO BE WORRIE-


 * Deadlock misclicks and shoots the box, causing it to stop play jazz. However, the music is replaced by sinister ambience.*

SCP-Deadlock: I don't like this already.

TheMysteriousHood: Told you, sir.

SCP-Deadlock: Maybe you were right. Time to deliver that flag.


 * Flag 1/3 delivered*

SCP-Deadlock: With that out of the way, I'll take another flag.

Prism55Writes: According to the website we found this, something big will happen for sure.

Ittyyy: I think you should be careful, as something bad could happen very soon.

SCP-Deadlock: Who will stop me? A bloody ghost? Don't be ridicilous!

Ittyyy: It's my instict.

SCP-Deadlock: Sure, sure. There is nothing to be afr-


 * A red light sppears in the next room as deadlock starts to move more slowly and loud noise is filling the place.

SCP-Deadlock: Show yourself! Don't make me come over there!


 * Just as the sound is to get loudest, it stops, along with the red light and slowness*

SCP-Deadlock: Hah! Told you. Bugger off you bloody bastard!

SCP-Deadlock: Just to get this flag and-


 * u%Jhi& has joined the game*

Prism55writes: How in the world could someone join this game? I'm terrified. Please, I advise you proceed with caution*

SCP-Deadlock: Not to worry, whoever he is, I'll kick his ass.


 * As Deadlock is walking, a ghostly figure appears in front*

An Enderman: What was that?

sCP-Deadlock: What was what? Relax chap, nothing to be worried about.


 * This figure starts to show up more frequently*

TheMysteriousHood: Enderman is right. Something did appear.

SCP-Deadlock: You too are seeing things? Damn, are you crazy.


 * The figure appears to the left of Deadlock*

Ittyyy: There it is.

SCP-Deadlock: You guys weren't crazy at all, it seems.

TheMysteriousHood: Do something!

SCP-Deadlock: Eat lead, you bast-

Prism55Writes: I'd not shoot it if I was y-


 * Deadlock shoots, but the figure vanishes*

An Enderman: You provoked it! This can't be good.

SCP-Deadlock: Like what will happen?

SCP-Deadlock: Now, just leave me with this flag delivery.

Prism55Writes: we won't disturb you, sir.


 * Flag 2/3 delivered*

SCP-Deadlock: And when we get that last flag we wil-

Ittyy: Those gates weren't open before.

SCP-Deadlock: Huh!?


 * The figure from before appears, and it agressively moves towards Deadlock*

SCP-Deadlock: You want to play dirty, don't you?

SCP-Deadlock: EAT LEA-


 * Pistol is unable to fire*

SCP-Deadlock: This, is not expected to happen.

SCP-Deadlock: I WAS JUST JOKING! LEAVE US ALON-


 * The figure disappears*

SCP-Deadlock: Ah, it listened.

Prism55Writes: I don't know what was that, but I recommend you move extremely carefully now, sir*

TheMysteriousHood: Yeah, we don't need any more nightmares than we currently have.

SCP-Deadlock: Next time I'll listen to you, my friends.

An Enderman: Let's just finish this.


 * Final flag is collected*

Ittyyy: Those gates too weren't open before.

TheMysteriousHood: Maybe they are ready to pull the trick from their sleeves now.

TheMysteriousHood: Whatever you do, stay calm, sir.

SCP-Deadlock: No worries, we are in the endgame. Just this one flag.

SCP-Deadlock: Well, this sure looked like a dull game without any pla-


 * BEHIND YOU*

SCP-Deadlock: WHO ARE YOU!? DON'T MAKE ME COM-


 * Deadlock turns around, and it's the same figure again, more agressive than ever*

SCP-Deadlock: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE US ALONE, YOU SON OF A -


 * Just as the figure is about to strike, something happens*


 * JOHN_DEV has joined the game*


 * JOHN_DEV has joined as spectator*


 * That figure disappears again*

SCP-Deadlock: Whoever you are, good sir, I than-

JOHN_DEV: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

scP-Deadlock: I am doing what must be done.

JOHN_DEV: Do not move another step!

SCP-Deadlock: Why?

JOHN_DEV: Whatever you do, do not deliver that flag.

sCP-Deadlock: Like what's gonna happe-

JOHN_DEV: How did you even get access to this game?

SCP-Deadlock: It was Prism's idea, don't blame me.

JOHN_DEV: Can you hear me?

SCP-Deadlock: Yeah, why?

JOHN_DEV: If you can read this press Y to chat and SAY SOMETHING.

SCP-Deadlock: As you wish.


 * Chat doesn't work*

TheMysteriousHood: I think it doesn't work.

An Enderman: Dammit!

SCP-Deadlock: Now what will we d-

JOHN_DEV: Wait, nevermind. I don't think you have chat permissions on this server.

SCP-Deadlock: well shit. How will we explain it to him now?

Prism55Writes: Maybe he will explain it to you.

Ittyyy: Maybe you must do something, sir.

SCP-Deadlock: If you say so.

JOHN_DEV: Just, shoot twice if you can read this.

SCP-Deadlock: Alright.


 * Deadlock shoots twice*

JOHN_DEV: Okay so you can read this.

SCP-Deadlock: Could read this long ago.

JOHN_DEV: So let me explain.

SCP-Deadlock: Do what you must.

JOHN_DEV: If you deliver that last flag, the servers will shut down.

SCP-Deadlock: Sounds like some bullshit, how could that ever happ-

JOHN_DEV: I absolutely CAN NOT let that happen.

SCP-Deadlock: Why?

JOHN_DEV: I've been working on this project for more than 11 years, I can't let you jeopardise all of my work.

SCP-Deadlock: Well, that is impressive.

JOHN_Dev: This may look like a simple FPS game to you.

SCP-Deadlock: I've seen simpler one-

JOHN_DEV: But this game has the power to raise the dead.

SCP-Deadlock: Now that's a good one. Be serious though.

JOHN_DEV: It's still work in progress, as you can probably tell.

SCP-Deadlock: No shit.

JOHN_DEV: I'm making this so I can see my wife again.

sCP-Deadlock: How can someone do that?

JOHN_DEV: But she seems to be stuck in a sort of limbo.

SCP-Deadlock: What kind of limbo?

JOHN_Dev: You probably already met her:

SCP-Deadlock: Her? I only remember some figure that tried to probably paint the walls red.

JOHN_DEV: She may come over a bit agressive, but she's just scared and confused.

SCP-Deadlock: I'm pretty sure she would actually run away and not charge at me.

JOHN_DEV: Can you blame her? you destroyed the record player with her favorite music...

TheMysteriousHood: Another one like jaz-

sCP-Deadlock: SHUT UP!

JOHN_DEV: I used that music to keep her calm.

SCP-Deadlock: That music... calmed her?

JOHN_DEV: If you deliver that last flag, her soul will be set free.

SCP-Deadlock: I guess I'm doing you a favor then.

JOHN_DEV: But I KNOW I can save her and bring her back.

SCP-Deadlock: No need to, I'll do it myself.

JOHN_DEV: Please, press escape and shut down the game.

SCP-Deadlock: But I'm doing you a favor.

JOHN_DEV: Please...

SCP-Deadlock: Make me.

An Enderman: Maybe it's his goal.

Prism55writes: It would be sort of rude and disrespectful to just deliver it.

Ittyyy: I don't know. It would be bad to waste those 11 years for nothing.

TheMysteriousHood: Can you respect what JOHN_DEV want and just clos-

SCP-Deadlock: I don't think he can stop me, and I'm doing his wife good, so...

SCP-Deadlock: I'm sorry, JOHN_DEV...


 * Deadlock starts to move to the flag, but his movement slows, the screen turns whiter, and JOHN_DEV starts to beg to leave it*

SCP-Deadlock: Don't you want to do what I'm doing.

SCP-Deadlock: If you just leave me alone, your wife will be free, at last.

SCP-Deadlock: So just, leave, us, ALONE!


 * Deadlock delivers the flag, but the game starts to glitch and Deadlock is kicked from servers*

Prism55Writes: Look what happened now. The servers are gone.

TheMysteriousHood: Maybe he was right. How will we play now?

An Enderman: At least we didn't get something like a jumpscare.

Ittyyy: Yeah, no jumpscares at al-


 * Ittyyy presses esc by accident, but instead of closing normally, the program glitches badly, gruesome gifs and images are shown in quick succession before it all ends after 2 minutes. Ittyyy falls on the floor from shock*

SCP-Deadlock: ...

TheMysteriousHood: I'll help you get u-

Ittyyy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs frantically into the nearest bathroom*

An Enderman: That was unexpected.

Prism55Writes: so, goodnight.

Others: Good night.

The next day. 8 AM.

Chicken10: Will you get out of there for once! Good folks want to take a shit.

MasterFrown0704: You've been here since last evening. Just get out.

TheMysteriousHood: I've tried to convince him to get out, but he doesn't want to.

Ittyyy: LEAVE ME ALONE! *traumatic sobs*

TheMysteriousHood: ...

TheMysteriousHood: So, who wants to eat at Cuckoo?

Chicken and Frown: Yeah!

The End. 