SLEEPWELL.data

I am a former worker at Mojang and It's time I reveal something that happened to me the last week, I was organizing the data files for Minecraft since that's what I do at Mojang, and I found something peculiar... it was a data file named "SLEEPWELL" I decided to tell Notch about it but he just said to ignore it, I went back to my computer, organizing the data files, it was really boring, but after I was done, I got to test the new version of Minecraft, everything was running perfectly until... I came across something that made my heart sink... there was another player, I decided to try and talk to it, I said "Hello?" and the player turned around... it was Steve, but it had Black Eyes, Black Soulless Eyes, it replied with "Hello Mike, How are you doing? I hope you Sleep Well Tonight... =)" my game then glitched out and crashed, I told Notch at the end of the work day and he shrugged it off as a lie, he told me to go home and get some rest, that night, I couldn't sleep at all, I started hearing whispers saying "SLEEP WELL" over and over, I didn't sleep for the whole night, the next day I made myself some coffee and drove off to work, when I got to work, I decided to launch the same version again, I joined the world I made, and the Black Eyed Steve was still there, then in chat, these words were spoken, "MICHEAL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT?" "MICHEAL, I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU =)" I replied quickly with "What? what kind of game?" and a second after I said that, Minecraft crashed and Mojang's office lights went out, I panicked and Notch got everybody outside as quick as possible, but I didn't follow, I wanted to know what happened, suddenly, my computer launched by itself, and the screen was red, I screamed and tried opening the front doors to the office, they were locked, that was the only way out, I was trapped, I sat back down, and the last thing I saw on the screen, was the Black Eyed Steve's face, along with some Hex Code "534c4545502057454c4c204d49434845414c203d29" I translated it back at home and came up with the words "SLEEP WELL MICHEAL =)" to this day I still Panic when I think about it, yet nothing has happened to me since...