User:SCP-Deadlock

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My name is SCP-Deadlock. I am a socially awkward, lifeless memelord 13 year old who is insecure about not living up to other people's expectations, and also spends his free time on the interwebz.

Oh, yeah, I'm also the head admin (the old one was an inactive spaz) here.

My creepypastas? They're generally from about a year ago and all terrible. If you have nothing better to do, click. Also, there are some wiki history pages in there so read those too.

I've had this account since June 26, 2015, but had been stalking the wiki a few months before.

I have a terrible YouTube channel I don't upload on too.

I reply to messages here.

Countryball profile picture made by Revaeropium!

 listen to some music 













 Daddy Deadlock's Book of Quotes 

"My people would have no need for virtual reality, when reality itself is finally just as perfect!" -Reva i gave you that quote lmao

"Helo. Sorry for my bed england. I m 48 yeer old mann frum somalia. I solde my wif for interweb connection. I want to play cs:go but i cant becoos my hardware suck. Plees donat to kickstart. Please no copypasterino my story. thank" -Dan

"So Iron Man killed Spider-Man to save Spider-Man from Spider-Man after Spider-Man and Spider-Man webbed Spider-Man to the wall, followed by Spider-Man crushing Spider-Man with Optimus Prime." -Deku

"Due tomorrow do tomorrow" -Me

"Look in the mirror. What do you see? A broken mirror. You broke it. Ugly." -my son

PERSONAL

"He be stealin' yo girl but he stealin' my hairstyle."

"Did Jesus speak English?"

"My brother's a dank meme master."

"oi famalam"

"sucky sucky long time"

' If my user page was from FanFiction... '

Name: You shouldn't care.

Looks: why tf would I say, I don't give a shit about how I look

Age: 13

Sex: Male

Location: United Kingdom

Nationality: Chinese

Religion: Secular/Agnostic (if you really want to know, either Drewdaist or Kek)

Height: Unknown because I grow a lot

Weight: Same reason as height

Motto: Scientia est potentia

Relationship status (idk why I added this, but y not) Single (and will stay that way because I feel like it)

Favourite food: Chinese

Least favourite food: I like all food, as long as it's edible

Favourite colour: Prussian Blue (#003153) / Feldgrau (#4d4d53)

Favourite subject: Mafs

Favourite sport: None

Favourite song: In no particular order:
 * 1) Arn Andersson - Farewell Life
 * 2) Hans Zimmer - Time
 * 3) Ludovico Einaudi - Nuvole Bianche
 * 4) Hans Zimmer - Mountains
 * 5) Green Day, Wonderwall, Travis, Eminem and Aerosmith - Boulevard of Broken Songs
 * 6) Hans Zimmer - The Mole
 * 7) Arn Andersson - Ad Infinitum

Likes: EU4, games, mapping, countryballs, internet, certain books, piano, memes, this wiki

Dislikes: Chavs, people who are generally considered negatively in the world, Public Enemies  Opinions 

 Green (+20):  I view you as an ally. We enjoy good relations and sometimes I'll defend you.

 Yellow (0):  I have a neutral opinion of you. Either we don't communicate much or we don't hate each other, but we don't love each other.

 Red (-0)  It goes from disliking you to absolutely hating you. I may sometimes crack jokes about you or openly insult you if I hate you that much.

Bella1963 (+120) 

EnderChas (+15) 
 *  Chi🅱️🅱️a (+20) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 


 *  Reported public enemy (+50) 
 *  Caused a lot of drama(-35) 

ElectroAaronDYnamix (+145) 


 *  Friendly (+25) 
 *  Pacifistic (+20) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 

DekuDesu! (+145) 


 *  Friendly (+25) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 
 *  anime(+20) 

Prism55Writes (+170) 
 *  Eggplantium Pope (+50) 
 *  Good insights/points of view (+25) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 
 *  Harsh (once in a while) (-5) 

123hillbilly (-502) 


 *  Spam (-12) 
 *  Vandalism (-500) 
 *  Friend of Admin (+10) 

MasterFrown0704 (+70) 
 *  Resolved conflicts (+50) 
 *  Humour (+30) 
 *  Resolved Good writer (+25) 
 *  Easily angered (-5) 
 *  Lack of communication (-10) 

Nk-the-epic (+0) 


 *  Humour (+20) 
 *  Inactivity (-20) 

Ryan (-∞) 


 *  Debunker (+10) 
 *  Spam (-12) 
 *  Flaming (includes his racism, xenophobia and homophobia) (-100) 
 *  Your ignorance (-50) 
 *  Immature (-250) 
 *  Rivalry (-∞) 

TheMysteriousHood (pranks gone wrong) (+200) 


 *  Humour(+80) 
 *  Same rank (+110) 

Yoshfico123 (sexy memelord) (+200) 


 *  Same rank (+110) 
 *  sexy humour (+20) 
 *  son (+70) 

Themaster401 (+170) 


 *  Historical Ally (+20) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 
 *  Geometry Dash (+50) 
 *  Humour (+20) 
 *  Inactivity (-20) 

Skeleton32211 (traitor) (-25) 


 *  Historical Ally (+20) 
 *  Inactivity (-20) 
 *  TRAITOR! (DEUS VULT) (-25) 

Chicken10 (professional badass old-skool son of a bitch) (+160) 


 *  Historical Ally (+20) 
 *  Same rank (+100) 
 *  Ban Hammer (+50) 
 *  Humour (+20) 
 *  Inactivity (-20) 
 *  Old Enemy (-10) 
 *  Unnecessary Bans (-10) 

Revaeropium/Grifter (+70) 


 *  Old Enemy (-20) 
 *  Reformed (+20) 
 *  Similar interests (Paradox games and mapping) (+30) 
 *  Chi🅱️🅱️a (+25) 
 *  Makes me profile pictures (+15) 

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 My two ONs