Thread:PurpleTheUnicorn/@comment-30238789-20180926120819

I'm bored. Seeing as you are online, care to joint this Zombie apocalypse RP?

What is your reaction? A. Scream. As loud as you can. (*Calmly pulls out a pair of earmuffs and blocks out the noise*) B. Freeze from shock. (No surprises there. You are an average person.) C. This is so exiting! And fun! (Wtf is wrong with you?) D. Faint. (*slow dead pool clap*) E. OMG! IS THIS A CREEPYPASTA?! I LOVE YOU! I WANNA- (Error : You have been cut off from your rant. No fan girls allowed.) F. Get the closest adult. (Not recommended.) G. Hide! (Scaredy cat) H. Find your inner strength and summon a unicorn to get outta here! (Epic. But sorry, I'm the only Mary Sue allowed.) I. Take the knife, gun, the apocalypse survival kit and plan you made a long time ago and get as far away from here as possible. (Edgy. Me like.) 