Thread:Nk-the-epic/@comment-25997078-20170305203801/@comment-29854599-20170306215649

Advantages of being short:

Crawling under stuff

If you are 50 years old, people will assume that you are in your mid thirties.

Less weight to carry.

Disadvantages:

People naturally assume that you're bad at sports.

Studies show that shorter people tend to receive less pay and are not as smart (those are BS studies)

A lot of short people are bullied, not very much myself but I can name a few names.

People assume that I am in 4th grade even though I'm older than that.

Have to make someone lift me on the shoulders in concerts

Always wears hand-me-downs from older, taller people.

Climbs on the counter to reach a high cupboard.

Everyone exaggerates my height. People who are around 6 feet bump into me and they say "Hey, she's like two feet tall!" even though I am 4' 10".

People think I skipped grades since I get good grades but I'm short and I have a slightly childish face.

Some people think it's okay to leave their elbows on my head as if I'm an elbow rest.

Natural assumption that I am immature, so I have to act EVEN MORE MATURE for my age.